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That's what he gets for eating so much Mighty Putty.

That's what he gets for eating so much Mighty Putty.

I don't know if somebody already mentioned this, but did anyone else notice that Mays, like Jackson, was 50 years old? Coincidence? I don't think so. There must be someone- no- something that's killing off popular 50-year-olds. What is it's motive? What is it trying to accomplish? Who will it's next victim be?

Oh SHIT.

Goddamn it, these celebrities better stop dying unexpectedly!

It's starting to piss me offfffff!!!

YA KNOW WHAT SUCKS? BOB AND TOM WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE BILLY MAZING ON THEIR SHOW ANYMORE, NO MORE MAZING POWDERED WATER.

Yay, we now have the billy mays is dead HOAX. Now, 'bout paul.....

its on CNN too

HI, BETAORIONIS HERE!

I DON'T REALLY WATCH TV ENOUGH TO BE MUCH OF A FAN OF BILLY MAYS, AND I'VE NEVER BOUGHT ANY OF THAT WEIRD SHIT HE'S PEDDLED. I CAN HOWEVER SAY THAT FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, HIS SALESMANSHIP WAS GETTING KIND OF OUTDATED ANYWAY. HIS PITCHING HAS A SLIGHT 50'S VIBE AND I'M SURPRISED HE KEPT SELLING AS WELL AS HE DID, FOR AS LONG AS HE DID.

I LIKE VINCE BETTER. HE'S A LOT QUIRKIER AND MORE INTERESTING TO WATCH.

NORMALLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN ON THE TV TO SEE VINCE SELLING ABOUT AN EIGHTH OF THE WEIRD PRODUCTS OUT THERE, BUT NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME, OR NOT, YOU'LL GET VINCE SELLING DOUBLE THAT! THAT'S RIGHT, IF YOU WATCH TV RIGHT NOW, VINCE WILL BE SELLING YOU A FULL QUARTER OF THE OVERPRICED EVERYDAY ITEMS!

am I doing it rite?

An ode to a salesman.

Awesome.

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

HE WAS MY INSPIRATION TO PROMOTE PEPSI.

FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pepsi.

At 6/28/09 11:39 AM, speakerlight wrote: Finally that old douchebag is dead.

I hope you die in a fire. How dare you say you're glad that someone is dead.

I think I know the real reason he died...

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BILLY MAYS. We will miss you friend. I always shut my whore mouth while you were talking.

This was obviously Vince. Vince needs to fucking die.

At 6/28/09 04:36 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: This was obviously Vince. Vince needs to fucking die.

5 dollars says that he will be dead in a week.

Oh fuck who's next?

How come everytime I watch TMZ some famous person dies like a week later.

Also, Billy May and Michael Jackson were born the same year. Not a good year for people born in 1958.

I didnt mind the billy mays shows, I mostly enjoyed the YTP on youtube. plus some of the random commercials he brings up.

I never thought he would be the next one to drop.

At 6/28/09 04:33 PM, FaceNine wrote: I think I know the real reason he died...

I fucking lol'd.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A RUBBER DUCK!
IT FLOATS! ITS WATERPROOF! IT EVEN SQUEAKS!
ITS A $2.00 VALUE, FOR ONLY $19.95 plus shipping & handling!
BUT IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER!
THAT'S RIGHT! 3 DUCKS FOR ONLY $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
CALL NOW!!!!

WE'LL MISS YOU, BILLY!

My life has no meaning.

At 6/28/09 04:33 PM, FaceNine wrote: I think I know the real reason he died...

What the fck is that?

Yeah, pretty sure he's dead.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy _mays

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BOLD TEXT

BOLD TEXT GIVES TWICE THE AWESOME EXTREMENESS OF A REGULAR POST

ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. NOW YOU CAN SCREAM ON THE INTERNET JUST LIKE ME.

I don't know what to say. :(

*wipes eyes*

Everyone says Vince is to blame, but we all secretly know it was George Zimmer.

I guarantee it.