You're walking home.

[AudioGmez]

You're walking home when a man wearing a ski mask and holding the biggest vulcan minigun ever tells you not to move... what do you do?

[Me-Patch]

Pocket sand his eyes and flee into the night.

[tigger448]

Move, obviously.

[HeartOfNG]

I cannot imagine this, for I am not a brain.

[Krypto-Diapers]

Take the barrel of the gun and when he's about the fire, he'll have himself hit w/ a round.

[Krasnoyarsk]

At 6/28/09 06:03 AM, AudioGmez wrote: You're walking home when a man wearing a ski mask and holding the biggest vulcan minigun ever tells you not to move... what do you do?

Laugh at the toy gun, then sexual assault him with it.

[Tribalfusion-X]

At 6/28/09 06:08 AM, HeartOfNG wrote: I cannot imagine this, for I am not a brain.

No, you're a faggot that was created for a now dead thread. Log out.

[DragonRry]

I'd start crying. Then I'll lol, and move.

[Krypto-Diapers]

At 6/28/09 06:31 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:08 AM, HeartOfNG wrote: I cannot imagine this, for I am not a brain.

No, you're a faggot that was created for a now dead thread. Log out.

Back off, dude! You can't diss the heart like that. Without it, we as a community wouldn't be functioning probably; in fact, we could be dead right now.

So dude, just back off our heart and value its' working presense, yo.

[alucardxmeow]

I will walk away.

[HeartOfNG]

At 6/28/09 06:31 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:08 AM, HeartOfNG wrote: I cannot imagine this, for I am not a brain.

No, you're a faggot that was created for a now dead thread. Log out.

Such hatred. You're quite the angry man, aren't you?

[Haoie]

Taunt him about Muktuk eating contests.

[bulet]

I'd grab his cock!

Wait, too early?

[The-Darkphoenix]

What are you talking about, I'm not walking home or anything, and certainly not being jumped by Barret.

[Krasnoyarsk]

At 6/28/09 06:39 AM, bulet wrote: I'd grab his cock!

Wait, too early?

OP already has it

[Krypto-Diapers]

At 6/28/09 06:37 AM, HeartOfNG wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:31 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:08 AM, HeartOfNG wrote: I cannot imagine this, for I am not a brain.

No, you're a faggot that was created for a now dead thread. Log out.

Such hatred. You're quite the angry man, aren't you?

You tell em, heart-y! :D

[Arkre]

Show him your junk. He's just attracted to you, but he's shy around those he likes, and he's trying to think of what to say. Tell him he looks nice, give him your phone number, and walk away. In three days he'll call you and set a date.

[Balazeal]

I've never seen a vulcan mini gun before, so really even a very small one would still be the biggest vulcan mini gun I've ever seen.

I laugh at his thimble sized minigun and walk away.

[speakerlight]

I'd karate chop his legs so that he won't be able to move and while he is screaming with the sweet ecstasy of pain I will slowly grind his hands on the cement.I'll then grab a blunt object from the street and i'll start breaking his ribs and land a blow to his head.While he is uncontioues and locked up in my attic, I will kidnap his wife and kids and slowly gut his wife in fron of him,

I will then force the son to stick a knife down the girls little pussy, cutting it to peices.I will force him to drink the blood all the whille I'm heating up an iron stick.I plung the super hot stick up into his rectum and while he winces in pain i will slowly run my knife over his body and peel away at the looened skin.While he struggles to live I will say "I did it for the lulz".

[56325]

i'm a ninja

enough said

[speakerlight]

At 6/28/09 11:41 AM, 56325 wrote: i'm a ninja

enough said

What's so great about ninjas?

[MaraquanWocky]

At 6/28/09 06:03 AM, AudioGmez wrote: You're walking home when a man wearing a ski mask and holding the biggest vulcan minigun ever tells you not to move... what do you do?

I would kick him(HARD), punch him in the face, grab the gun, put him in a headlock, point the gun at his head and say, "I moved, watcha gonna do about it?!" Kick him again, and run off into the night.

In real life, at this point I would be in the hospital breathing through a tube.

[FatJoe214]

im mexican i can out run anything or mabey i would tell him to put down the gun and fight like a man then id beat the shit out him because no mother fucker messing with me in my barrio

[Mechabloby]

i show him my moves and SEVRE HIM GOOD

[jakobhummelen]

Offer the man a sandvich and run when he's eating

[Dogmeat]

At 6/28/09 06:05 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Pocket sand his eyes and flee into the night.

You carry sand... Already in your pockets?! YOU'RE A GENIUS!

[Sensationalism]

Jizz in my pants.

[darknessdweller]

I comply.

[TheHellbean]

I'd throw something in his face and kick him in the balls.

[Limonman]

i would turn into an eagul and fly away

so origional!