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Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:42:44 Reply

Lots of christans say it is immorale to watch porn. So what do you think? Note also do you think hentai is also immorale, and also note I am aspiring to become a fully paid pornstar.


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:43:14 Reply

if it had angelina Jolie, he will forgive you

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:44:37 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:42 PM, GoronMaster wrote: and also note I am aspiring to become a fully paid pornstar.

Good luck with your dreams and aspirations, you'll probably end up getting femdomed up your ass. Better work on your kegels!


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:44:46 Reply

Who gives a fuck what christians think, they're all equally batshit insane.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:45:53 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:44 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Who gives a fuck what christians think, they're all equally batshit insane.

Enlighten me with more of your knowledge.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:45:53 Reply

What you do to your genitalia is between you and God (and Jesus in this case) and if you're sorry, they'll forgive you.


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:46:42 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:45 PM, Chdonga wrote: What you do to your genitalia is between you and God (and Jesus in this case) and if you're sorry, they'll forgive you.

his genitalia is between him and god? HAHAHA i get it!


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:58:53 Reply

Sexual immorality is sexual immorality.

Lust is a sin, but if you ask for forgiveness and truly mean it you will be cleansed.

As for a profession where you make a living off sexual immorality I'm not so sure...

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:59:30 Reply

You know what? You should live your life how you want it. Just don't kill people or something.
Who the hell cares? We all have needs, and sometimes pron is the only option.
If you DO die and go to hell, come back and haunt me and tell me what it's like, alright mate?


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 21:59:58 Reply

God made man, and man made porn, no?
I dont think the big guy would mind.


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:02:17 Reply

If Jesus approves of this sad excuse for music, then I'm sure fapping isn't an issue.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:04:13 Reply

okay, this is a rather controversial thread, aye?
you should do whatever you think it's safe to do, even if you are against your religion...
Obviously, don't go berzerk on that, you should do whatever suits your age and mental understanding...
remember that religion is just a little guide for you to behave correctly, now if you want to be a porn star...
everyone can dream, if that is what you want, go for it, but have in mind all the downsides, like the risk of STD's or the slim chance of your family finding out you are a pornographic dude.... wich could be real embarrassing...

well, i hope i helped ya out a little, and the best of luck in the career you choose! -Lucarito

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:04:24 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:42 PM, GoronMaster wrote: Lots of christans say it is immorale to watch porn.

A lot of Christians say that gays and non-believers are going to burn in hell. too. Ignore their idiocy.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:06:10 Reply

Jesus is dead.


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:41:50 Reply

At 6/27/09 10:06 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Jesus never existed

Fixed that one for ya.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:46:51 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:44 PM, FrozenTrooper wrote: Good luck with your dreams and aspirations, you'll probably end up getting femdomed up your ass. Better work on your kegels!

Lol what if hes into dat shit.

Just remember, pornstars all have to get the infamous ass, crack, and sack waxing to qualify.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:47:33 Reply

I'm only angry when you're not watching it.


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 22:56:35 Reply

Well, it beats having kids out of wedlock.


So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:01:42 Reply

At 6/27/09 09:42 PM, GoronMaster wrote: Lots of christans say it is immorale to watch porn. So what do you think? Note also do you think hentai is also immorale, and also note I am aspiring to become a fully paid pornstar.

No-Jesus said to abstain from sexual immorality.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:02:58 Reply

Porn is fine, where in the bible does it say you can't watch porn?


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:03:00 Reply

Jesus went 32 years without sex.

He wanked all the time.


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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:04:54 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:03 PM, TheZachs wrote: Jesus went 32 years without sex.

He wanked all the time.

No-if He did He'd be sinning.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5

4:3 For this is God's will: that you become holy, 1 that you keep away from sexual immorality, 4:4 that each of you know how to possess his own body 2 in holiness and honor, 4:5 not in lustful passion like the Gentiles who do not know God.

That's talking about masturbation.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:05:47 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:04 PM, ngman7 wrote:
1 Thessalonians 4:3-5

4:3 For this is God's will: that you become holy, 1 that you keep away from sexual immorality, 4:4 that each of you know how to possess his own body 2 in holiness and honor, 4:5 not in lustful passion like the Gentiles who do not know God.

You're actually quoting the bible? You do know it's a work of fiction, right?

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:06:54 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:05 PM, Eggys wrote:
At 6/27/09 09:44 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Who gives a fuck what christians think, they're all equally batshit insane.
Fantastic, it's become COMPLETELY okay to call a religion crazy now. What a great display of civilized religious tolerance.

Because believing in some magic sky dude is totally sane, right?

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:08:37 Reply

Personally, I don't think he would really care. Considering he was pals with all the prostitutes and the tax collectors, he would probably consider it furthering their profession. Really, I think a little porn is healthy every now and then.

although now and then is a major understatement when considering my use of it

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:09:31 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:05 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote:
At 6/27/09 11:04 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You're actually quoting the bible? You do know it's a work of fiction, right?

I'm a Christian and you're an obvious atheist.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:12:55 Reply

if jesus doesnt want you to watch porn, then he is a bigass hipocrite

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:19:28 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:12 PM, lvl1forever wrote: if jesus doesnt want you to watch porn, then he is a bigass hipocrite

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5

4:3 For this is God's will: that you become holy, 1 that you keep away from sexual immorality, 4:4 that each of you know how to possess his own body 2 in holiness and honor, 4:5 not in lustful passion like the Gentiles who do not know God.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:31:45 Reply

That's why I'm not Christian. I believe that whacking my rooster until it explodes is a natural process that should be done daily.

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Response to Would Jesus want me watching porn? 2009-06-27 23:38:08 Reply

At 6/27/09 11:31 PM, mothballs wrote: That's why I'm not Christian. I believe that whacking my rooster until it explodes is a natural process that should be done daily.

I weep for your generation, kid.