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Posted at: 6/27/09 09:21 PM
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Here's One: A Tennessee couple got into a fight using somehow using Cheetos to fight each other. It can only happen in the south. In my home state of Tennessee. Both were arrested for domestic assault.
So the thing is what is the weirdest thing to use as a weapon?
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a paper weight? sunglasses? a monitor? an onion? deep friar oil
Posted at: 6/27/09 09:29 PM
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A sandwich A cat Your baby
People have done all three of these before.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 09:36 PM
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At 6/27/09 09:21 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: It can only happen in the south. In my home state of Tennessee.
Contrary to popular belief, although Tennessee may be 'southern', it's closer to the Mideast or Northeast than the Southeast.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 09:40 PM
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Frying pan is always a comedic weapon, even though it could be quite dangerous.
For some reason, hitting someone with a frying pan is always more funny than hitting someone with a regular pan.
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At 6/27/09 09:40 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: For some reason, hitting someone with a frying pan is always more funny than hitting someone with a regular pan.
Well... I think we can all agree there.
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At 6/27/09 09:29 PM, Chdonga wrote: A sandwich A cat Your baby People have done all three of these before.
a baby? anyways a frog a book there head a severed arm and some dead guys corpse
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maybe not the weirdest but i am waiting for the day i get robbed so i can defend myself with a lighter and an aerosol can
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At 6/27/09 09:36 PM, FrozenTrooper wrote: At 6/27/09 09:21 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: It can only happen in the south. In my home state of Tennessee.Contrary to popular belief, although Tennessee may be 'southern', it's closer to the Mideast or Northeast than the Southeast.
It's full of country-fried hicks and that's all that matters, smartass. Save your "captain obvious" style unsolicited geography lessons until you've actually been to or talked to someone from Tennessee and you'll understand.
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At 6/27/09 09:29 PM, Chdonga wrote: A sandwich
Correct
A cat
Yes
Your baby
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I consider every state that started in the Confederate to be a "Southern" state, thank you very much.
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Well, it's not really news worthy, but a friend and I got in a breadstick fight at school once. We were swinging them like swords and hitting each other. The teacher on duty was too busy laughing at us to make us stop.
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At 6/27/09 09:31 PM, Republican1235 wrote: a gun uk lol
Somehow I can tell you've never been to the North-West...Living in Liverpool there pretty much everywhere. Due to the high crime levels over here.
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Those musta been some stale junk to be able to be a weapon...
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At 6/27/09 09:21 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: Here's One: A Tennessee couple got into a fight using somehow using Cheetos to fight each other. It can only happen in the south. In my home state of Tennessee. Both were arrested for domestic assault. So the thing is what is the weirdest thing to use as a weapon?
She used Cheetos, Now how did that work out?
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