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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 07:49:23 Reply

At 6/27/09 06:47 PM, Archon68 wrote: What the fuck? Today my mom fucking banned me from using foul language like, "shut up", "stupid", "idiot", and "dumb". I now get charged $1.00 for each time I say "unkind words" such as those. And it isn't like I abuse them or anything. For example my sister was screaming at me today, so I told her to shut up. -$1.00 right there.

Fuck her, I'll say whatever the hell I want to. Doesn't that count as a fucking freedom of speech violation? And damn, I wonder what she'd do if she saw the language Newgrounders use.

What to do?

I just wouldn't give a damn. I would only swear at someone if they did something to me. Like your sister screaming at you, you had every right to curse back at her (even though 'shut up' is hardly foul language). I would just swear the hell out of her.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 07:52:19 Reply

Well, there are two ways to look at this as I see it.
You are being looked after and there is a roof above your head...
OR
...she's a fucking bitch and you should just keep cussing. If she tries to charge you say that she is taking your freedom of speech and stealing.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 08:50:44 Reply

You should kick her in the nuts.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 08:50:54 Reply

At 6/28/09 06:40 AM, Haoie wrote: Kids thesedays.

right you are.
They're becoming more and more disrespectful.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 08:54:39 Reply

I'm not going to read any of the posts in this thread, but in case it hasn't been mentioned yet.

You're 14 so I assume you don't have a job.

Your mother cooks for you, cleans for you, buys your clothes, gives you money and provides a roof over your head.

Shut the hell up.

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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 09:41:29 Reply

its not a freedom of speech violation, inless your over 18, your her child she can do that to you..


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 10:37:08 Reply

At 6/27/09 06:47 PM, Archon68 wrote: What the fuck? Today my mom fucking banned me from using foul language like, "shut up", "stupid", "idiot", and "dumb". I now get charged $1.00 for each time I say "unkind words" such as those. And it isn't like I abuse them or anything. For example my sister was screaming at me today, so I told her to shut up. -$1.00 right there.

you deserve it, do you remember the no cussing club? they know the best for you plus your mom loves you


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 10:40:12 Reply

At 6/27/09 06:52 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.
This man speaks the truth.

Seconded.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 10:42:29 Reply

"My bitch of a mom."

doesn't that make you a SOB?

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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 10:56:50 Reply

Yo, I used to have to give a quarter for every time I cussed.

Besides, many ladies like guys who don't swear all the time, she's just helping.


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Response to My bitch of a mom. 2009-06-28 10:59:43 Reply

Your 14 years old according to your userpage.you should at least be able to say those now,right?