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Posted at: 6/27/09 06:47 PM

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What the fuck? Today my mom fucking banned me from using foul language like, "shut up", "stupid", "idiot", and "dumb". I now get charged $1.00 for each time I say "unkind words" such as those. And it isn't like I abuse them or anything. For example my sister was screaming at me today, so I told her to shut up. -$1.00 right there.

Fuck her, I'll say whatever the hell I want to. Doesn't that count as a fucking freedom of speech violation? And damn, I wonder what she'd do if she saw the language Newgrounders use.

What to do?

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Do what I did, just keep cussing, they eventually give up.

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Call her a stupid bitch.

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Shut up you stupid idiot.

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Mix up Words.

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is this what vertoes means?

i aht my mom too

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Shut up, you stupid idiot. Value and honor your mother.

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If your mom was my mom, she'd be pretty rich by now due to my brothers fighting non stop.

They've been fighting for the past hour and it's annoying.
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I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

Do not PM me asking about the project known as "Iron Fist."
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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

This man speaks the truth.

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At 6/27/09 06:49 PM, Qwazal wrote: is this what vertoes means?

i aht my mom too

Exactly! I hat my mom too

I'm so confused, I lose arguments with myself.
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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

That summed up my response before I posted it.

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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

If it's only $1 for something like shut up or stupid, Funk would have to pay $15 for his sentence alone.

For his words that'd be considered naughty would be worth $5 each.
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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

Yeah or just do what I do and sleep the moment you dont like something just say FUCK THIS IM HITTING THE HAY.

Fuck life. I got game fuel.

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Can you point and show us on the doll where she vertoed you?

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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

So what would YOU say to someone who's screaming at you? "Please be quiet?" or "Shut up"? How about if someone thinks bananas come from the moon? I know for a fact you wouldn't say something like, "Good guess, but that isn't where they come from."

I code in AS2, in case I forgot to mention it.

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well if you talk to her like you talk on NG, i think you need an ass kicking

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At 6/27/09 06:48 PM, Fezz wrote: Do what I did, just keep cussing, they eventually give up.

I'm not cussing, just saying words like "stupid".

And my mom is extremely persistent and illogical, too, so reasoning with her is useless.

I code in AS2, in case I forgot to mention it.

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At 6/27/09 06:47 PM, Archon68 wrote: Fuck her, I'll say whatever the hell I want to. Doesn't that count as a fucking freedom of speech violation? And damn, I wonder what she'd do if she saw the language Newgrounders use.

YEAH MAN YOUR MOM IS A CUNT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL HER THAT YOU HATE HER AND EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER DONE FOR YOU AND CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY BEING UNFAIR ARRRRGH

No. If you really have a problem with it, talk to her calmly and ask why you can't say those words, and try to reason with her. If she doesn't change her mind, suck it up and follow the rules. It's her house, her rules.

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Posted at: 6/27/09 07:08 PM

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At 6/27/09 07:05 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: well if you talk to her like you talk on NG, i think you need an ass kicking

No, that's how I speak on the Internet, and only when I am pissed. And it isn't her I'm talking to, but my idiot sister.

I code in AS2, in case I forgot to mention it.

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At 6/27/09 06:47 PM, Archon68 wrote: Doesn't that count as a fucking freedom of speech violation?

Freedom of speech doesn't exactly mean you can say whatever you want wherever you want.

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At 6/27/09 07:08 PM, Archon68 wrote: my idiot sister.

Pay up one dollar to your mom, you disgrace.

Don't insult people behind their backs.

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Posted at: 6/27/09 07:11 PM

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If you hat her so much you should get her this...

My bitch of a mom.

I'm so confused, I lose arguments with myself.
STEM said I was a WINNER

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At 6/27/09 06:52 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.
This man speaks the truth.

This man speaks the truth of the truth


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At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

Uh oh. Here comes a SUPER-MOD coming here to teach some morals to us stupid ,immature, normal users.

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At 6/27/09 07:45 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:
Uh oh. Here comes a SUPER-MOD coming here to teach some morals to us stupid ,immature, normal users.

Being a mod has nothing to do with it. Any grown man would reply to a whiny baby with that. Remember kids, I'm not just a mod, I'm also a grown up.

Do not PM me asking about the project known as "Iron Fist."
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Learn to appreciate your parent(s). I just got kicked the hell out of the house.

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Simply, just don't do it around her.

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At 6/27/09 07:09 PM, QuikFox wrote: Freedom of speech doesn't exactly mean you can say whatever you want wherever you want.

You can. You'll just get shot.

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