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Posted at: 6/27/09 02:32 AM
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http://wimp.com/alarmclock/
This is something I need. My regular alarm clock barely every wakes me up. Sometimes I don't hear it, other times I dream of the noise being something else, like a telephone, and I'll just ignore it. If it does wake me up, I usually just think, "5 more minutes."
But with this, I would wake up immediately with no chance of sleeping in.
What do you think of it?
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Posted at: 6/27/09 02:35 AM
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At 6/27/09 02:32 AM, Aryk wrote: If it does wake me up, I usually just think, "5 more minutes."
I do the same. Unfortunately I do that about 20 times.
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he should of make it so it pivots on the floor and throws him out of bed!
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Posted at: 6/27/09 02:36 AM
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At 6/27/09 02:32 AM, Aryk wrote: What do you think of it?
Aside from potential head trauma, looks like a load of fun.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 02:39 AM
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Would be a funny or very painful prank to set that to go off while having sex.
Posted at: 6/27/09 02:40 AM
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Completely robs the need for any effort in sex.
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How heavy of a sleeper do you have to be that a contraption like that is necessary for waking you up? That's reaching coma levels right there.
Posted at: 6/27/09 02:43 AM
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I, like many people, have an internal alarm clock.i almost anticipate the alarm to ring, but i end up getting out of bed grumpier han garfiled on a monday.i actually find the sound of an alarm clock almost painful to hear.
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It's too bad this guy will never get laid.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 02:47 AM
At 6/27/09 02:43 AM, Fezz wrote: It's too bad this guy will never get laid.
If he toned down his system, it could lead to an interesting night. As it is now, however, he'd probably hurl the gal through the wall.
All under the assumption he could get a female partner, of course.
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I think tonight, because i have no life, and im a creative person am going to rig up an alarm clock out of some old computer speakers i have, this should be fun.
Posted at: 6/27/09 03:07 AM
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At 6/27/09 02:47 AM, CyanideWyrm wrote: At 6/27/09 02:43 AM, Fezz wrote: It's too bad this guy will never get laid.If he toned down his system, it could lead to an interesting night. As it is now, however, he'd probably hurl the gal through the wall. All under the assumption he could get a female partner, of course.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 03:13 AM
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Wow, if I woke up every morning by being violently thrusted upwards I think I'd end up dying of a heart attack.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 03:14 AM
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A less expensive alternative...
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Posted at: 6/27/09 03:15 AM
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Ouch... I have a high bed so if my bed did that, I'd probably be flipped out of it and fall about 4 feet. At least it would wake me up.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 03:32 AM
At 6/27/09 03:14 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: A less expensive alternative...
Considering it...
There's some other interesting alarm clocks there also.
Posted at: 6/27/09 03:38 AM
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I watched that without sound so I had no idea what was going on, until it started bucking him around, man that is fucking hilarious...
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Posted at: 6/27/09 04:16 AM
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But if by chance he does, the bed will help with the pushin.
Posted at: 6/28/09 11:09 PM
At 6/27/09 03:38 AM, Armerad wrote: I watched that without sound so I had no idea what was going on, until it started bucking him around, man that is fucking hilarious...
I watched it first with no sound and had no idea what was happening. haha
Posted at: 6/28/09 11:13 PM
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Who builds something like that? But, it looks like a fool-proof way to wake up, except for the previously mentioned head trauma.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:15 PM
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aload of fun still wouldn't wake up thoe
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I'd give it about a month before it would have no effect on me. It's almost impossible to wake me up if I'm intent on sleeping, and between about 4AM and noon ("morning" for most people, "bedtime" for me), my sleep intent is nearly 100%.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:17 PM
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That kid has way to much free time on his hands...
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:18 PM
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:22 PM
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That's bad for the neck. It's just a dumb way to get up, and really wouldn't start you off in a good mood. Or maybe it would just piss me off, but whatever...
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:53 PM
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I'm surprised hes not mentally challenged, waking up like that every day for four years??? and you can see he was obviously in pain when it was over..wow.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:17 AM
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That guy must not get laid.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:21 AM
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At 6/27/09 02:43 AM, budda121 wrote: I, like many people, have an internal alarm clock.i almost anticipate the alarm to ring, but i end up getting out of bed grumpier han garfiled on a monday.i actually find the sound of an alarm clock almost painful to hear.
Same here. Isn't it even worse when you wake up right before your alarm goes off, and as you're reaching to turn it off, it starts ringing?
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:25 AM
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At 6/28/09 11:18 PM, RandomExploit wrote: "Pimp my bed" HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE SUM' PIMPIN' HYDRAULICS, DAWG
yo dawg i herd you like head trauma so i put hydraulics on 'yo hydraulics so you can get violently shaken while you get violently shaken.
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Posted at: 6/29/09 01:26 AM
^^H-K-S, lmfao
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