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Posted at: 6/26/09 11:59 PM
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Holy fuck it's that time of year ago, Jade is older!
The wrinkles, they are multiplying!
The boobies, they are sagging!
The vag, it is drying out!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU
The only way to make this day better is cake and well wishes from NG!
MS PAINT CAIK TIEM.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:00 AM
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You neglected to mention my penis and how i need viagra now.
I DISAPPROVE. YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY.
YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
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Hahaha fuck you jade I dont know you and I want your cat/dog to shit on your carpet.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:01 AM
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Jade's a girl? When did this happen?
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:02 AM
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At 6/27/09 12:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: You neglected to mention my penis and how i need viagra now. I DISAPPROVE. YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
Bitch made me lose the game..
A MOTHERFUCKING Ninja!
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I'll bring the treats.
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Happy birthday Jade!! LET THE SAUSAGEFEST BEGIN!!!
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:03 AM
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I got you something jade, Jade...
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Picture fixed to include pingas and cake humping.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:04 AM
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Needs moar beer.
My signature is longer. My signature is bigger. My signature is the game.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:05 AM
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Tits, plz.
Also, happy birthday, Ms. Jade
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Oh Jade, even if you do have a Penis, I would still cuddle with you.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:07 AM
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Happeh birfday you large penised drinker.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:09 AM
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Happy birthday luis!
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You Scots and your "time zones" hahaha.
Happy Birthday, Jade. Even though it's not really for another 3 hours about.
Have fun getting wasted.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:10 AM
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I bought Jade a meth lab for her birthday. I even got her a How to make Methamphetamine For Dummies book. I hope she likes it :D
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:11 AM
Why oh why did I agree to work on my birthday?
Oh yeah, TRYING TO GET MORE TIPS! HOORAYYYYYYYY.
oh well, I'll still get drunk tonight. :3
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:12 AM
At 6/27/09 12:11 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Why oh why did I agree to work on my birthday? Oh yeah, TRYING TO GET MORE TIPS! HOORAYYYYYYYY. oh well, I'll still get drunk tonight. :3
And hopefully knocked up.
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Happy Birthday Jade! FUCK THE OTHER THREAD
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:17 AM
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I enjoyed the Wonka reference! Um, happy birthday, I guess!
I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
My Lol for the day:
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:20 AM
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I want to give that cock of her's a big squeeze :D
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:22 AM
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:28 AM
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At 6/26/09 11:59 PM, Fyndir wrote: Holy fuck it's that time of year ago, Jade is older! The wrinkles, they are multiplying! The cock, it's sagging!
Fixed, I mean what would jade be without the hundreds of cockslaps she gives spammers on the forums everyday.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:31 AM
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I love you baby!
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:32 AM
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Miss Jade... *hands over everlasting gobstopper*
:happy b-day
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:38 AM
Look at how much you've 'grown'.
Posted at: 6/27/09 12:45 AM
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Happy Birthday Jade.
I shall make many phallic shaped objects in your honour today.
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:53 AM
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At 6/27/09 12:11 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
Happy birthday!
Also you just gave newgrounds a reason to stay on later then usual tonight :P
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Posted at: 6/27/09 12:59 AM
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When did Jade get a vagina?
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