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mmm roman showers. I hear guile from street fighter likes those.

haha, ha

YOUR BODIES GOIN THRU CHANGES RITE NA0

Get over it, we all went through it. I was born with sideburns and pubes, you've got it easy.

At 6/26/09 11:32 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: And you still reject the possibility of being fucking retarded. Let's do one thing. Go to encyclopediadramatica and search "roman showers"...
I actually did it.

OH HAY YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO COOL

You are the epitome of "noob". You are stupid, obnoxious, and ignorant, and make those around you want to kill themselves. At least, that's what your moronic presence does to me. I have zero toleration for this sort. It's not just that you're twelve and act as such, it's that- actually, I don't have to explain, because everyone else reading this can see what I'm saying.

At 6/27/09 01:38 AM, Spoopy wrote: haha, ha

YOUR BODIES GOIN THRU CHANGES RITE NA0

That song was amazing. Those guys should get a medal.

Voice thing was the most annoying shit. I hated having to present in class not knowing if my voice was going to randomly crack at any moment. :[ If you have a random erection or feel it coming, there is an amazing thing that works for me to get it down. Recite the alphabet backwards, works every time.

At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Piss wrote: Cut your penis off.

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You're 12? and you admitted on new grounds? and you have a valid account? well not for long, have fun.

Dude, zits are just because you drink to much pop, sit your ass on your pc all day, and dont wash your face... ever

puberty is awesome my cock quadripeled in size!!!

:: awesome

Inb4 underage ban.

Also, seriously, everyone goes through this, nobody wants to though. Puberty sucks, but the severity of it doesn't last forever. I'm 16, and it's calmed down alot since I was 12, you're just going through the most extreme part of it, because it's just starting, and to put it shortly "your dick is waking up, once it's up, it's much smoother sailing."

Good luck to you.

If you get a random boner big deal. Your probaly not gonna be the only kid next year that hit puberty.

And it's not a good idea to let people know your underaged on your profile.

prepare for you to be called a queero

At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, psychicpebble wrote:

At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Shouldn't your account be banned then?

Yeah you have to be 13 to be on newgrounds. I'm sure there are plenty of 12 year olds though

Newgrounds' age-screening system is EXTREMELY unreliable.
For all we know, he could be a 34-year-old troll who lives in his grandmother's basement.

well..just hope it doesnt happen in the locker room..if it does Ur ass is goin get beat...if ur school is like mine...im 13...just dont look at the guys..then u will be made gay...lol...it isnt that bad just dont think about girls..or ur GF...u know...

I know, right? I mean growing up is for chumps!

Who wants to grow up anyway? Pssssh

nude underage spa pics or gtfo.

At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, Ansel wrote: i would suggest punching yourself in the balls repeatedly every time you get a boner. that ought to clear all that up pretty quickly

you can just give one small tick, that should do the trick too (it still hurts tough)

You are an absolute twat. What is happening to you has happened to every other male of the species Homo Sapiens, Home Erectus, and and other Homo descendant. It is a natural aspect of growing up, and if you don't like it, go fuck off and become a girl like you obviously want to.

Dude, everyone gets random boners. Theres nothing wrong with it. So as long as no one sees, which shouldn't be a problem as it only really happens to me in class.
Who gives a shit if you hit puberty early, coz no offence, not many people care except for your parents.

At 6/26/09 10:02 PM, Qwazal wrote: I hit puberty around 9-ish

That's abnormal, for us hitting puberty at 12 is very early.

Cut one testicle off and mail it to your grandmother. Tell her in the letter, "FUCK LIFE"

I'm quite sure people remember me from around 4-6 years ago. I've been through that underage user phase - quite a lot of it, actually.
For the OP: You do have a valid point, but face it: people around here are just generally dicks when it comes to young users, even if the young guy acts more mature than 80% of the rest of NG. Trust me. As for boners: at least for me they disappeared when taking my clothes off while being seen by others but I wouldn't know about you. Thinking about something really disturbing like pissing blood would help.

By the way, I'm quite baffled by the users' attitudes towards public locker rooms here. There's absolutely nothing gay or disturbing about it: if someone starts to act weird, that's a sure way to make him branded as homosexual for the rest of the year. But if nothing happens and people are just minding their own business, it's obviously OK. And that's most likely going to happen. Being afraid of regular nudity in appropriate situations just proves that you are homoparanoid. Get over it and be a man.

At 6/27/09 02:19 AM, tsdeath1 wrote: Dude, zits are just because you drink to much pop, sit your ass on your pc all day, and dont wash your face... ever

Retard. Even though that is true for some of the cases, most of the time acne is genetically inherited. But you wouldn't obviously understand that, you being the retard that you are.

You should wait a few years until you go on the BBS....you'll seriously embarrass yourself and scar yourself for a long time.
But I guess you gotta get experience somewhere.

If you're not gay, you won't get a boner in the 5 minutes you're in the locker room.

And if you start to get a stiffy, do some math and it'll be down in a jiffy.

Lol I got random boners when I was 7.

Puberty isn't random boners, it is a deeper voice, cumming, and hair.

I was so freaked out when I first cummed

Maybe I should come clean out on what my age is...

At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Piss wrote: Cut your penis off.

masturbate more.
seriously, masturbation helps prevention of random boners.
trust me, i know.
and don't admit your twelve stupid.
you might get banned now...
oh well, you'll probably be alright, i mean look at me! i got away with it...
AHEM
seriously, masturbate more

Wait until the acne comes. You'll love it.

At least you aren't a girl randomly starting her period in the locker room. xD