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Fuck man. I'm 12 and i hit puberty early. I started to get random boners at the age of 10 and its annoying. especaly when i get them in class or at a resturaunt. Really bad thing is that im going to middle school next year and there are locker rooms. A lot of the kids are way behind and they are not gonna get random boners. But guess who is? ME. im afraid im gonna get one in the locker room. then people will be like, LOL THAT KID IS MAD GAY! I hate puberty.

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Cut your penis off.

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i would suggest punching yourself in the balls repeatedly every time you get a boner. that ought to clear all that up pretty quickly

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Wank

that is all.


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At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, BringMeTheDarkness wrote: Wank

that is all.

I do

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At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Shouldn't your account be banned then?

Yeah you have to be 13 to be on newgrounds. I'm sure there are plenty of 12 year olds though

This is a place for you to read shit and waste your life

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I'm sorry I was under the impression that you must be 13 to make an account here....

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You aren't even old enough to be on Newgrounds...

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there's more to puberty than just having random boners. also i had boners since 1st grade

wait till you're voice has broken

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At 6/26/09 09:59 PM, Sinitech wrote: You aren't even old enough to be on Newgrounds...

I lol'd.

Newgrounds wasn't old to be itself until this year lol.


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Puberty sure is a bitch, I mean growth spurts and getting a voice that isn't highly laughable and becoming sexually developed sure does suck.

So they made me their chief...which was nice.
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At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, Ansel wrote: i would suggest punching yourself in the balls repeatedly every time you get a boner. that ought to clear all that up pretty quickly

This man speaks the truth.


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Da-stickman-lord

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At 6/26/09 10:00 PM, Jonny879 wrote: there's more to puberty than just having random boners. also i had boners since 1st grade

wait till you're voice has broken

oh it does at times. I'll be talking then all of the sudden i sound like a homo. I also got the zits

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Underage user alert!

Also, puberty rocks. You get to experience ejaculation.

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At 6/26/09 09:56 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: Fuck man. I'm 12 and i hit puberty early.

thats not early i hit puberty when i was like 9 ish

I started to get random boners at the age of 10 and its annoying. especaly when i get them in class or at a resturaunt.

tuck it between your legs or just flop around like a fish, its funny and takes your mind off u knoiw what.

Really bad thing is that im going to middle school next year and there are locker rooms.

its just dudes in their boxers...sheesh get over it.

A lot of the kids are way behind and they are not gonna get random boners. But guess who is? ME. im afraid im gonna get one in the locker room. then people will be like, LOL THAT KID IS MAD GAY! I

hate puberty.

umm no them looking at your boners is gay. and random boners are natural trust me every guy i know had one in class.

you hate puberty? what? you wanna have a 3 inch dick forever or something?

also voice cracking sucks cuz you cant yell properly.

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When i get boners i squeeze my legs together real tight for like 30 seconds and it goes away ^_^

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At 6/26/09 10:00 PM, Jonny879 wrote: also i had boners since 1st grade

I thought I was the only one who knew males could get erections before puberty. :)

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1. Puberty sucks, but if you are going to be a man, the first step is to stop whining about. Every person goes through it, you arn't special, and puberty starts for most people around 10.

2. You are too young to be taken seriosly here. Not simply because people disrespect you for your age, but because you are too young to not look like an ass here. There is an age requirement you don't meet, but i'm not a mod, it's not my problem to deal with.

3. If you are getting random boners, just think about something that you find to be the opposite of sexy, and it should go away soon enough, sometimes even before you get a boner in the first place.

Imagery is a useful tool.

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that helps thanks. Still fricken annoying though. alot of the times i get them in the middle of GYM and i end up tripping trying to keep it in my legs.

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Actually puberty starts at age 10 dumbass. 8 for chicks.

Hey. My Gamertag is HWDOG35. Message me if you wanna play Left 4 Dead sometime. Say your from Newgrounds.

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At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Shouldn't your account be banned then?

Apparently, lately all these 12 year olds are saying Tom Fulp gave them permission to not be banned.

As long as they keep quiet about their age, which could get Tom in trouble. Oh shi-

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Dude.. Like, seriously, go fuck yourself.

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Uh Oh, you're underage, get the fuck out of here.

I hate puberty!

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At 6/26/09 10:06 PM, HWDog35 wrote: Actually puberty starts at age 10 dumbass. 8 for chicks.

My Golly...you sure a cavalcade of idiocy young man.

So they made me their chief...which was nice.
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At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, Ansel wrote: i would suggest punching yourself in the balls repeatedly every time you get a boner. that ought to clear all that up pretty quickly

Or think of old women.

At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote:
At 6/26/09 09:58 PM, BringMeTheDarkness wrote: Wank

that is all.
I do

What a shock.

Really, welcome to manhood. Hair comes next, then a fascination with flabs of skin called boobies.


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Gay is o-kay!


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I have hair on my legs older than you.

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Here's a hint: Make half an effort to conceal your boner.


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Seems so long ago when my vagina first started to bleed...

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