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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 12:35:34 Reply

NOW LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE CUNTS
A JOKE IS JUST A FUCKING JOKE, IF THE PERSON THAT THEY REFER TO IS DEAD IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THESE ARE JUST JOKES
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE WAS PEDOPHILE OR NOT OR IF HE MADE GOOD MUSIC BACK IN THE 80S THESE ARE STILL JUST FUCKING JOKES
IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOU DON'T NEED TO COME TO THIS THREAD
IF YOU KNOW THAT THIS OFFENDS YOU THEN DON'T READ THEM
IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

It's just as easy to go to a serious thread about him and pay a small tribute to him there
But if you see a thread filled with stuff that offends you, THEN JUST DON'T GODDAMN READ THAT THREAD


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 12:47:05 Reply

At 6/28/09 12:20 PM, Sysko wrote: My dad told me this one yesterday.

Since Michael Jackson's body is mostly plastic, it'll be melted into Lego building blocks. Now, kids get to play with HIM!

This joke has literally been done at least 7 times on this thread now.

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 13:18:19 Reply

"Michael Jackson should have been cremated. That way, he can leave this world the way he entered it: Black."


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 17:04:01 Reply

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.

good song...

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 17:06:02 Reply

How are gamecube and michael jackson similar????

They are both plastic and little kids turn them on


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 17:12:15 Reply

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How are gamecube and michael jackson similar????

They are both plastic and little kids turn them on

done before....

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:08:43 Reply

This joke has literally been done at least 7 times on this thread now.

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.

I'm an everday normal guy

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:14:03 Reply

Too soon, man.

Too soon.....
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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:25:55 Reply

C'mon lads the autopsy proved he wasnt a pedo! his scrotum had a warning advising not to let children play with them due to risk of suffocation.

Michael Jackson is to melted down and formed into plastic bottles as part of his deal with Coke, so little kids can put there mouths over his rim one more time


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:49:08 Reply

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
No embalming needed.
Well, at least he has practice burning.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:55:52 Reply

I like MJ, and i don´t think he was a pedophile, but i still find Billie Jean by Necro and Mr hyde to be a funny song.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 19:57:45 Reply

At 6/28/09 07:14 PM, SuperShad wrote: Too soon, man.

Too soon.....

It's never too soon for jokes about a pedo.


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 20:21:42 Reply

Does anyone have any Jacko jokes that involve:
Bahrain; the Elephant man's Bones; Beatles and Paul McCartney;
Bubbles; the little boy statues; the little boy pron; Jesus Juice;
and other events that just back up what a truly great humanitarian he was?
Thanks.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 20:27:57 Reply

At 6/26/09 09:53 AM, AlmightyJeebus wrote: After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.

50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Win ^_^
Still. Jokes of him are funny, but not as much as they were.


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-28 20:36:27 Reply

Of course they are, and they always will be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6 yU Jonlajoie even made a video less than 48 hours after his death. I've never seen him so pissed.


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 05:03:09 Reply

michael Jackson jokes are fucking great. your just being a litte bitch if you say "hes dead show some respect" seriously its all in good fun.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 05:43:16 Reply

once i bacame 13 i stoped thinking michael jackson jokes were funny. i have my own theory of wut happened to MJ. i think the real MJ was abbducted by aliens.


larger than life.......thats wut she said.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 06:18:59 Reply

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."

Three hours later Michael Jackson dies from a heart attack.

If this has been posted before, deal with it, I can't be bothered to read all the posts.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 06:48:19 Reply

At 6/30/09 06:37 AM, LikkleFazzyPleex wrote: he died?

You mother fucker....

Here's a joke, It's NOT the Lego bricks joke btw, It's better.

As a special request by MJ himself in his will, He asked that his body be melted down and recycled into a Slide to be placed into a public park...

... So children can still go down on him.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 07:05:10 Reply

All pretty good :)

After MJ's death hundreds of kids lined the gates of Neverland
They only got out when a locksmith came

hehe


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 07:06:57 Reply

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

Because he's dead.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-06-30 08:00:32 Reply

Why did Michael Jackson go to walmart?

He heard that boys pants were 50% off!


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-07-01 04:18:17 Reply

I don't really find any of those funny...

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-07-01 05:36:02 Reply

At 7/1/09 04:18 AM, Spirosgod wrote: I don't really find any of those funny...

Because you don't know what real humor is. Billy Mays heard MJ died so when started to film a new insurance informerical. True story.


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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-07-01 05:49:12 Reply

At 7/1/09 05:36 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 7/1/09 04:18 AM, Spirosgod wrote: I don't really find any of those funny...
Because you don't know what real humor is. Billy Mays heard MJ died so when started to film a new insurance informerical. True story.

Nah, I just don't laugh at dead people.

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Response to Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes 2009-07-03 03:30:59 Reply

the joke is actually he ate 12 year old nuts you faggot

hahha