In Micheal Jackson's will, it was stated this his scrotum was to be donated to a boy under the age of 12. This way, part of him can always touch a little boys penis, even from beyond the grave.

At 6/27/09 01:31 PM, JRocks wrote:

Yea he admitted to sharing beds with children, but the children were poor. Plus the charges he was found not-guilty.

You know who else was found not guilty? O.J. the courts not always right

He was found guilty in civil court. Bad example.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a box of Cheerios?
One of them isn't a pedophile.

Sadly I have no MJ jokes. :(

But I still love how people praise and mourn for the guy, now that he's dead. 5 years ago, they would have called him a pedophile and a monster.

The death of one is a tragedy the death of millions just a statistic . Well some of the jokes are sort of funny ,but i guess if any other famous person with that much of reputation died there are going to be jokes . We cant really take them seriously its like with anything else and especially on newgrounds .

At 6/26/09 03:59 PM, AndroidEnt wrote:

How do you know he was a pedophile? where you there? did he molest you?fucking moron. Have some respect if you didn't like him then don't worry about him.I bet you would love to be in his theme park sucking on your thumb while riding the tea cups.

MJ said so... He said something like "theres nothing wrong with sleeping in the same bed as a child" or something. No doubt he did. Either way, he was a legend. Seriously guys... he made THRILLER!

Here guys, a nice siggy for you all to use.

What's a perfect 10 for MJ?

Two five year olds...

their melting him down into a plastic bag! michael jackson is still going to be a hazard to children

NO they aren't funny. Show some respect for the dead.

At 6/26/09 09:53 AM, AlmightyJeebus wrote: After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.

50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

That's so mean, but so, so funny.

All you kids saying that the jokes just aren't and were never funny are like those hipster kids who dont like a band if it gets too popular, you are just trying to save your street cred or something

yeah they are childish banal and not very witty, but you know some of them make you laugh inside

and to the people who don't like them because of your respect for him as a singer, I understand that. He was incredible at what he did but he was also undeniably bat-shit crazy. It is a fact of life that very well known bat-shit crazy people will have jokes made about them. just appreciate the music and ignore the jokes

At 6/27/09 09:00 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: No, they aren't.

It's bullshit my thread gets locked but this doesn't.

Jackson was demented beyond belief. There's nothing funny about that at all.

Okay, I might sound kinda like a buzzkill, but he died 2 damn days ago. At least wait a week before making a joke about him. :\

At 6/27/09 09:03 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 6/27/09 09:00 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: No, they aren't.

It's bullshit my thread gets locked but this doesn't.

Jackson was demented beyond belief. There's nothing funny about that at all.

mental .... no ?

At 6/27/09 09:00 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

It's bullshit my thread gets locked but this doesn't.

If you've got 4600 posts and you don't know how to make a thread that doesn't get locked... well, I guess we'll have to check in again at 9200 to see if you've learned yet. It's not that hard, dude.

At 6/27/09 09:07 PM, Exodus212 wrote: Okay, I might sound kinda like a buzzkill, but he died 2 damn days ago. At least wait a week before making a joke about him. :\

week is too long...

My dad told me this one yesterday.

Since Michael Jackson's body is mostly plastic, it'll be melted into Lego building blocks. Now, kids get to play with HIM!

Q: Why doesn't michael jackson know how to play chess?
A: Cause he doesn't know what color he is.

Some of them are still funny, it really depends....

At 6/26/09 03:36 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Behold, the combination joke.

Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven and god asked her "What is the thing you want most of all?" "For all the children to be safe" She said. So god went after Michael Jackson.

Best one so far

At 6/26/09 03:59 PM, AndroidEnt wrote: How do you know he was a pedophile? where you there?

Can you prove he wasn't?

The court could't find him guilty. Obviously, people with money are rarely found guilty of anything.
Welcome to real life.

some of those jokes are relatively funny, but most of them aren't (even before he died)

At 6/28/09 12:20 PM, Sysko wrote: My dad told me this one yesterday.

Since Michael Jackson's body is mostly plastic, it'll be melted into Lego building blocks. Now, kids get to play with HIM!

This joke has literally been done at least 7 times on this thread now.

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.

good song...

How are gamecube and michael jackson similar????

They are both plastic and little kids turn them on

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How are gamecube and michael jackson similar????

They are both plastic and little kids turn them on

done before....

This joke has literally been done at least 7 times on this thread now.

But this song really sums it up. A week is way too long.

I'm an everday normal guy

Too soon, man.

Too soon.....

C'mon lads the autopsy proved he wasnt a pedo! his scrotum had a warning advising not to let children play with them due to risk of suffocation.

Michael Jackson is to melted down and formed into plastic bottles as part of his deal with Coke, so little kids can put there mouths over his rim one more time

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
No embalming needed.
Well, at least he has practice burning.

I like MJ, and i don´t think he was a pedophile, but i still find Billie Jean by Necro and Mr hyde to be a funny song.

At 6/28/09 07:14 PM, SuperShad wrote: Too soon, man.

Too soon.....

It's never too soon for jokes about a pedo.