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What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and an Xbox 360? Both come in black and white, and are both turned on by children.

no MJ's last word were owww

At 6/26/09 12:10 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and an Xbox 360? Both come in black and white, and are both turned on by children.

lol

It's never too soon. In fact, you have to make these joke when they die, just to piss off the population of pussy grievers and mourners.

At 6/26/09 12:38 PM, LBRocker wrote: It's never too soon. In fact, you have to make these joke when they die, just to piss off the population of pussy grievers and mourners.

so how do i piss of someone like u ?

At 6/26/09 09:42 AM, septus wrote:

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

This made me laugh. Har.

At 6/26/09 12:49 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 6/26/09 09:42 AM, septus wrote:

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

This made me laugh. Har.

Thank you Sir but it's not mine...

I feel so bad for laughing at these jokes so soon after his death.

I think you have to wait a couple years before the jokes. At least he didn't die a violent death. Now that would be insensitive.

you guys only know michael as he was a few years ago with the lawsuits and the accusations. and you guys dont realize that that era of his career was a mere fraction of what he actually did. i really don't see how those jokes are actually "funny", you know like... "laughable" and how it benefits you downgrading him constantly even after his death.

did you guys know that he was the best selling pop star of all time? and that he sang songs of numerous genres and that he inspired possible every dancer/performer/singer in the world? also that he has die hard fans all over the world and his funeral will possibly rape princess diana's? and dont forget about the millions he donated to charity over the years.

so... 6-8 years of accusations and lawsuits and 37 fucking years of inspiration and greatness... why aren't you guys cracking jokes about those 37 years? im sure theres a ton more you can get out of 37, than 8... right?

keep sucking on that media tube people, they didn't shove it that far down your throat for nothing..

Since michael Jackson is 90% plastic, his faily have decided to melt him down into more versatile products.

In accordance with his will, he will be made into lego blocks so that kids can play with his body...

At 6/26/09 01:27 PM, sweetshinmusic wrote: Since michael Jackson is 90% plastic, his faily have decided to melt him down into more versatile products.

In accordance with his will, he will be made into lego blocks so that kids can play with his body...

This has been posted twice before you.

*Family

yeah, lame, unfunny, overdone jokes, because those aren't played out or anything!

At 6/26/09 01:27 PM, sweetshinmusic wrote: Since michael Jackson is 90% plastic, his faily have decided to melt him down into more versatile products.

In accordance with his will, he will be made into lego blocks so that kids can play with his body...

but still funny no ?

Shouldn't this be somewhere else.

Bad news is Michael Jackson is dead.
Good news they found Madeline Macane in his closet.

Two birds 1 stone.

Because I'm dead
I'm dead
You know I'm really dead
Because I'm dead
I'm dead
You know I'm really dead
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again

Who's dead?

Michael Jackson jokes were never funny, I have never laughed at them. The poor guys reputation was tarnished by charges of molestation, yet people seem to forget that he was aquitted of the charges. And yet, this was a very small part of his career.
The guy never had a childhood, he was forced to rehearse and rehearse for new performances, he grew up as a child star and never managed to have a normal life. He didn't have many real friends, and was even quoted saying that he was "a very lonely man". And then people start to make jokes about molestation because of false charges brought against him, yet people seem to not care. People also made jokes about how he was white now when he used to be black, but people seem to ignore the fact that he had Vitiligo, a skin disease that makes you lose pigmentation of the skin. He didn't want to become white, he had to bleach his skin to make sure that he didn't look like a splotched pile of shit. He was in such a bad frame of mind that he became addicted to drugs. He had to move away from his OWN COUNTRY because people rediculed him so much. An entire country HATED HIM. I can't imagine what that feels like. And now, for his comeback tour, even though he was in bad shape he was rehearsing for the new 50 show (yes 50 shows) tour 6 HOURS A DAY. Despite the redicule. And even though he was trying so hard to revive his image, he dies only 3 weeks before the big tour that he was working hard to do. He had a horrible life. And now that he's dead, people are already making jokes about him with stuff like LOL HES A CHILDMOLESTOR LOL
You people should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, because you are the ones who ruined his life.

Man 1: Michael Jackson suck's.

Man 2: Well he doesn't suck anymore.

Behold, the combination joke.

Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven and god asked her "What is the thing you want most of all?" "For all the children to be safe" She said. So god went after Michael Jackson.

At 6/26/09 10:04 AM, Rallard wrote: Still funny as hell.

At the end of the day he was still a possible pedophile, just because he's dead doesn't change that.

How do you know he was a pedophile? where you there? did he molest you?fucking moron. Have some respect if you didn't like him then don't worry about him.I bet you would love to be in his theme park sucking on your thumb while riding the tea cups.

At 6/26/09 10:56 AM, CrypticPoptart wrote:

At 6/26/09 10:01 AM, tiskewl wrote: Why wouldn't it be funny?

Wait did you say he is dead... ok maybe its not as funny anymore...

How'd you not know? It was all over the news yesterday

Dude I knew, I was joking. You think I had some sudden realization while I was typin... They still are kinda funny though lol.

Wait did you say he is dead... ok maybe its not as funny anymore...

How'd you not know? It was all over the news yesterday

Dude I knew, I was joking. You think I had some sudden realization while I was typin... They still are kinda funny though lol.

rofl...........

I heard MJ died of food poisoning

from eating a 12 year old wiener

At 6/26/09 04:13 PM, Peacekid wrote: I heard MJ died of food poisoning

from eating a 12 year old wiener

ewww.......

They were never really funny, and now they're possibly unfunnier. Anyone can make a Micheal Jackson joke.

Michael Jackson jokes were never funny in my opinion and they never will be.

I guess this is one arrest he won't be getting out of!

Michael Jacksons death was the cause of him falling over a pram......but i suppose you can't blame it on the buggy!

At 6/26/09 06:43 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I guess this is one arrest he won't be getting out of!

Michael Jacksons death was the cause of him falling over a pram......but i suppose you can't blame it on the buggy!

blame it on the buggy lol