My sister is a space whore!

[McJesus]

So I'm travelling through the warp nexus near the 12th quadrant (bunch of assholes) when I figure out I'm runnin' out of gas. So I pull up to the next gas station and decide to get me a drink, some food and a couple hundred thousand packets of sauce. The guy was like "Now why in the Mutilian Spacecraft would you want so many packets of sauce?" "Well it gets pretty damn lonely truckin' out on the Perulia Highway", I tells him. He chuckles and leans in, tells me about this chick out back near the toilets who'll give me a ride for my money. I figure what the hell, I have a couple thousand dubloons spare, thought I'd check her out.

So I waltz down to the toilet, trying to find this chick when i hear this shriek from behind me; "McJesus!" I turn around, and my goddamn sister is in an astronaut suit and nothing else "Ah goddammit Zxyxyxz!"

I berate her about this until she starts crying, ever since she left home she had to resort to worse and worse jobs until she ended up here.. What the hell do I do guys? The Intergalactic Federation won't do jack squat to help out. At the least, anyone near the 12th quadrant who wouldnt mind if we crashed at their pod and called back home?

[Adio]

At 6/26/09 04:52 AM, McJesus wrote: At the least, anyone near the 12th quadrant who wouldnt mind if we crashed at their pod and called back home?

Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

[Chymeraxe]

Exactly how the thread should have been.

I congratulate you.

[Grent]

Parody threads rock my world.

Also, that totally blows dude. And not in the good way.

[Bad-Ass]

One of the best parody threads in history. You my friend deserve an award.

[TheCatsLeotards]

man, when you saw that topic of the same title and thought it'd be hysterical to do a shit parody of it, did you bank on anyone coming to this thread, making no effort whatsoever to read it, then call you a dumb piece of shit? because you are a dumb piece of shit.

[Grent]

At 6/26/09 04:58 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: man, when you saw that topic of the same title and thought it'd be hysterical to do a shit parody of it, did you bank on anyone coming to this thread, making no effort whatsoever to read it, then call you a dumb piece of shit? because you are a dumb piece of shit.

It's Newgrounds. Everybody banks on that ALL THE TIME. Either that or they're a newbie.

Fucking '09ers...

[McJesus]

At 6/26/09 04:54 AM, Adio wrote: Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

Thank Cod man, was hoping someone lived around there. We'll be there in a couple days, if not sooner.

At 6/26/09 04:58 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: man, when you saw that topic of the same title and thought it'd be hysterical to do a shit parody of it, did you bank on anyone coming to this thread, making no effort whatsoever to read it, then call you a dumb piece of shit?

I did, thankfully. I'll see you in Intergalactic Court. If you can make it. Alive. Cause y'know, that'd be swell.

[TheCatsLeotards]

serious question right now; are you ten years old? intergalactic court? god you're a fag.

[Chymeraxe]

At 6/26/09 05:19 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: serious question right now; are you ten years old? intergalactic court? god you're a fag.

Fuck, grow a sense of humor.

[NeverHundred]

That sucks dude... now your sister probibly has space aids. It sounds more like a card game to me than an astral disease.

[Grent]

At 6/26/09 05:19 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: serious question right now; are you ten years old? intergalactic court? god you're a fag.

Dude, stop being such a douche. I mean, your first post was kind of funny, but now you're just being a dick.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm craving (space) pretzels. Anyone know where to get some?

[Hoeloe]

At 6/26/09 04:52 AM, McJesus wrote: So I'm travelling through the warp nexus near the 12th quadrant (bunch of assholes) when I figure out I'm runnin' out of gas. So I pull up to the next gas station and decide to get me a drink, some food and a couple hundred thousand packets of sauce. The guy was like "Now why in the Mutilian Spacecraft would you want so many packets of sauce?" "Well it gets pretty damn lonely truckin' out on the Perulia Highway", I tells him. He chuckles and leans in, tells me about this chick out back near the toilets who'll give me a ride for my money. I figure what the hell, I have a couple thousand dubloons spare, thought I'd check her out.

You'll never guess what? I was on my way somewhere, takin' a shortcut through the warp nexus near the 12th quadrant, when I stopped for something to eat. I hadn't eaten for the past 14 light years, I was gettin' mighty hungry. So I stop my ship at the station, and go in for some food. As I was standing in the queue, some chick comes up to me and is like "Wanna have a good time?" so I'm like: "Yeah, k." I could put off food for a few minutes. Anyway, we went into the back, and.... stuff happened. It was pretty good. Then, I came back out got my food, and just as I sat down, some guy with quite literally a hundred thousand packets of sauce sat down at the table next to me. I was all like "Now why in the Mutilian Spacecraft would you want so many packets of sauce?" and he was all like: "Well it gets pretty damn lonely truckin' out on the Perulia Highway", so then I told him about that chick, and he was like "What the hell." and went off. I heard him shouting something a few minutes later, so I quickly left.

[sldghmmr]

Oh.. That was your sister. Sorry man she was really good looking. Expensive to, 200 dubloons for a blowjob on all three of my cock's. Oh well

Shit was so cash

[SoulPiker]

Finally, just what the title says.
No shitty misleading titles.

[Ocean]

Hahahahaha, you did it the right way man, the right way.

[Sawdust]

I'm proud to tell you I've made use of your sister's wares.

[TheTest]

I'm a shoosting-star :3

Make a wish <3

[Grent]

At 6/26/09 05:53 AM, TheTest wrote: I'm a shoosting-star :3

Make a wish <3

You're retarded in so many ways it's indescribable.

[Sweeper128]

If you say your sister's name backwards, does she get sent back to the Fifth Dimension?

Oh wait!

[Cybersief]

At 6/26/09 04:57 AM, Bad-Ass wrote: One of the best parody threads in history. You my friend deserve an award.

I agree, some of them are just "eeh" and give me maybe a smile, this one made me laugh out loud. Not many NG Topics do that. You deserve a pat on the back, good job. And about your sister? That sucks. :(

[TheTest]

At 6/26/09 05:55 AM, Grent wrote:

At 6/26/09 05:53 AM, TheTest wrote: I'm a shoosting-star :3

Make a wish <3

You're retarded in so many ways it's indescribable.

Calm down, it was a joke.

[Grent]

At 6/26/09 06:31 AM, TheTest wrote:

At 6/26/09 05:55 AM, Grent wrote:

At 6/26/09 05:53 AM, TheTest wrote: I'm a shoosting-star :3

Make a wish <3

You're retarded in so many ways it's indescribable.

Calm down, it was a joke.

CALM IS FOR THE WEAK. RAAAAAAAGE.

[WingCommand]

I am in some way related to this entire thread.

[McJesus]

At 6/26/09 07:20 AM, WingCommand wrote: I am in some way related to this entire thread.

I wouldn't be surprised, my sister seems to get around. I can't read Arconian, but I kept seeing Zxyxyxz all over the 12th quadrant and I never had the faintest clue why.. my family has problems..

[Excursius]

yea, crash at my pod, i live right outside the 12th quadrant in Zentori 5 fifth on the left.

[evan210]

At 6/26/09 04:54 AM, Adio wrote:

At 6/26/09 04:52 AM, McJesus wrote: At the least, anyone near the 12th quadrant who wouldnt mind if we crashed at their pod and called back home?

Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

Hey wait, YOU'RE the jerk that stole my speeder?

[McJesus]

At 6/26/09 09:45 AM, evan210 wrote:

At 6/26/09 04:54 AM, Adio wrote: Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

Hey wait, YOU'RE the jerk that stole my speeder?

Woah hey put away your Nolarity Gun man, we don't need any transfluent superconducted blood on this forum.

[Excursius]

At 6/26/09 10:19 AM, McJesus wrote:

Woah hey put away your Nolarity Gun man, we don't need any transfluent superconducted blood on this forum.

yea, take violence elsewhere you blargitsnarf.

[McJesus]

At 6/26/09 12:55 PM, Excursius wrote: yea, take violence elsewhere you blargitsnarf.

Watch your language! Do you have a license to be swearing like that?