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At 7/7/09 01:32 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/7/09 01:25 PM, XgenGamer wrote:

At 6/26/09 01:32 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Plus i am very religious. So I'm on newgrounds, enjoying life as I have it.

Condradictory statement?

What religious person goes on Newgrounds?! :P With all it's fighting/shooting games, swearing, sexual inneundos, and hentai, it is NOT religious to some at all.

-_-...umm...that was my point....but you can explain everyones jokes if you want....

At 7/7/09 01:34 PM, XgenGamer wrote: -_-...umm...that was my point....but you can explain everyones jokes if you want....

LOLZ, sorry. I seem to do that alot! Probably because I don't get most jokes myself.

i hope your okay dude

At 7/7/09 01:25 PM, XgenGamer wrote:

At 6/26/09 01:32 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Plus i am very religious. So I'm on newgrounds, enjoying life as I have it.

Condradictory statement?

Just because I believe in God doesn't mean I dont appreciate Newgrounds. :P

In fact I strongly believe God led me here because this place has taught me TONS of stuff about flash, audio, my talents, made me some kick-ass friends who i talk on the phone with, and lots of other stuff that affect my life as a whole. Yeah I know, the community isnt very religious, but that isnt really the point. ;)

At 7/7/09 01:53 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: kick-ass friends who i talk on the phone with,

Wow, you get to talk on the phone with friends from NG?? Why didn't I think of that?

Oh, that's right: My voice isn't deep, so ppl would think I'm a girl or underage when I'm clearly 13.

I thought you said you were getting an MRI today?

What ever happened to that hmm?

At 7/7/09 01:55 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/7/09 01:53 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: kick-ass friends who i talk on the phone with,

Wow, you get to talk on the phone with friends from NG?? Why didn't I think of that?

Well yeah! In fact I have religous chats with a couple of users frequently. Newgrounds is mainly a heaven for nerds, programmers, artists, e.t.c. Just because it has hentai and cursing and cock jokes and WELL ALL THAT JIIZ, doesnt mean us religous types wouldnt enjoy it. Sure they are offensive, but I typically stay on the forums, StickAM, voice act, review, andI like watching certain flash and games. Whenever there is a cock joke flash, i tend to review with an honest opinion of what I think, but that one cock joke doesnt lure me around from Newgrounds because cock jokes DO NOT define what newgrounds is. So yeah I could go on and on about why I am on Newgrounds, but the point is that I am on Newgrounds, and I will stay on Newgrounds even if I am religous. ;)

At 7/7/09 01:59 PM, Techno wrote: I thought you said you were getting an MRI today?

What ever happened to that hmm?

Thats happening in an hour Techno. You should read my posts every now and then. ;)

And it might not actually be an MRI. It is my first appointment with an actual brain doctor, so I don;t know whats gonna happen. They better run some tests because im sick and tired of waiting. >:(

At 7/7/09 02:06 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 7/7/09 01:59 PM, Techno wrote: I thought you said you were getting an MRI today?

What ever happened to that hmm?

bullshit

I think you are bullshitting us so hard...

At 7/7/09 02:07 PM, Techno wrote:

At 7/7/09 02:06 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 7/7/09 01:59 PM, Techno wrote: I thought you said you were getting an MRI today?

What ever happened to that hmm?

bullshit

I think you are bullshitting us so hard...

Techno... do you think a self concious user like myself who has tried to maintain a good reputation here would risk with such a gigantic lie? Sure, I kid around on StickAM a lot, but I would never be as much of a dick to lie about having a tumor. #1 that would offend tons of people, #2 it would completley obliterate my chances of surviving on Newgrounds, #3 all the trolls would start spamming my userpage for every front page post I made, #4 all the artists and musicians who I have collaboratted with would look down upon me and would stop talking to me even after I have been their online pen-pal for months, #5 I would be banned FOREVER on the BBS if a mod found out, #6 every time I tried to voice act for someone they would not trust me, #7 NO ONE would trust me, #8, the years of hard work here on NG would be meaningless because all of my fans would wither away, #9 everytime I went to StickAM I would be banned immediatly, and finally #10 you would stop sucking my dick every saturday because you would hate my guts. And I dont want that to stop happening. :'(

So techno, I will try TRY as best as I can to provide you guys with proof like a pic of me in the MRI or something... and you of all people should know I cant really show my tumor because its behind all this hair on my head and too small to be noticed as a tumor unless I shave my head and took a detailed pic of it somehow. *which im not going to do lol* So I don;t blame you for not fully believing this story.. but use logic man! Why would I lie about having a tumor?

Cough

It is very quiet and over all shitty.

At 7/7/09 02:06 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: brain doctor

So is he smart?

You would lie about having a tumor because you're an attention craving fiend lol.

At 7/7/09 02:29 PM, Techno wrote: You would lie about having a tumor because you're an attention craving fiend lol.

You always cheer me up Techno. xD

<3

IM AN ATTENTION WHORE GRRR.

Techno is right, you are an attention craving fiend, but that still sucks and I don't think you would lie about something like that. Keep us updated on the situation, and just hope and pray that the medical technology we have today will help you recover from this mess. Good luck fat kid.

At 7/7/09 02:35 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 7/7/09 02:29 PM, Techno wrote: You would lie about having a tumor because you're an attention craving fiend lol.

You always cheer me up Techno. xD

<3

IM AN ATTENTION WHORE GRRR.

So..... What happened at MRI?

At 7/7/09 02:40 PM, Dapper wrote:

At 7/7/09 02:35 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 7/7/09 02:29 PM, Techno wrote: You would lie about having a tumor because you're an attention craving fiend lol.

You always cheer me up Techno. xD

<3

IM AN ATTENTION WHORE GRRR.

So..... What happened at MRI?

Its in 20 minutes now and I am going to drive off to get it. Bye.

At 7/7/09 02:48 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

Its in 20 minutes now and I am going to drive off to get it. Bye.

I wonder what they will find.

hope it isnt a tumor man
god bless you

That's just awful....I am so sorry to hear that....

I got money that it's either benign or just a fucking lump.

__NEWS ON THE MRI__

Ok so I went to the brain doctor and I finally got some answers. He felt it and said that I had two small benign tumor in the form of something called an "osteoma"

An osteoma (plural: "osteomata") is a new piece of bone usually growing on another piece of bone, typically the skull. It is a benign tumor.

When the bone tumor grows on other bone it is known as "homoplastic osteoma"; when it grows on other tissue it is called "heteroplastic osteoma".

So anyway, I should be fine thankfully. I am returning to him in 4 months to make sure it isnt getting bigger, which it is but VERRRRYYY slowly.

Thanks a lot for all of your concern! It really made my worrying just vanish.

The tumor isnt causing any damage and we dont want to remove it because of all the risks and money that would make no sense to endure.

At 7/7/09 08:16 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: The tumor isnt causing any damage and we dont want to remove it because of all the risks and money that would make no sense to endure.

So you get to have a small, useless bump on the back of your head?

Wow, what an anticlimax.

At 7/7/09 08:16 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: The tumor isnt causing any damage and we dont want to remove it because of all the risks and money that would make no sense to endure.

But eventually, if it starts growing rapidly, you're going to have to get it removed before people start staring at "the weird growth on the back of that one dude's head". That would be a couple of years down the road, but it might end up happening.

I still think you are lying to us...you have no proof.

Thus, lie.

"He felt it and said that I had two small benign tumor in the form of something called an "osteoma""

Oh really? He just felt it and said OH YUP THAT IS A TUMOR.

I doubt it, now go back to shoving your microphone up your throat for pleasure and stop craving for attention.

Plus you said you had an MRI, why get an MRI if the doctor can just "feel" it and know what it is?

P.S. It isn't called a 'Brain doctor', it is a Neurosurgeon or Neurologist

Really, a tumor?

Posted at: 7/7/09 11:16 AM :
Well it could be a cyst, a tumor... Well, Its 10:12AM. I'm here at work awaiting my MRI at 2:00PM. Well, back to work. :) ...

Posted at: 7/7/09 02:03PM :
Well yeah! In fact I have religous chats with a couple of users frequently. Newgrounds is mainly a heaven for nerds, programmers, artists, e.t.c. Just because it has hentai and cursing and cock jokes and WELL ALL...

Posted at: 7/7/09 02:22 PM :
Techno... do you think a self concious user like myself who has tried to maintain a good reputation here would risk with such a gigantic lie? Sure, I kid around...

Posted at: 7/7/09 02:48 PM:
Its in 20 minutes now and I am going to drive off to get it. Bye.

Posted at: 7/7/09 08:16 PM
The tumor isnt causing any damage and we dont want to remove it because...

So let me guess. During your MRI, you had a laptop with you, where you could argue with other users using the hospital's wifi, and apparently the tumor also gave you memory loss, thus explaining how you were going to drive to get the MRI 40 minutes after it was scheduled. And the story ends happily with it being harmless so you can be the talk of the whole community and no one will inconveniently ask about it later.

Why don't you clean out the shit that you're so full of.

Good thing it was just a benign tumor and remember to just ignore everyone that says you're a lier because all they want to do is be funny and get attention by trying to prove you wrong. Obviously the suspense of finding out if you did have a tumor probably did mix up what you were trying to explain before.

Or not.

Shut up, he's gonna be ok!

That sucks. It was funny until I found out you were okay.