I Won $7,000,000(usd)!! !

[speeling]

AND IM FUCKING HAPPY!

So two days ago, I got an email-FROM NIGERIA! Nobody in Nigeria has tried to contact me before, so when I first read it was from Nigeria, I was like, "Dude, this MUST be special if somebody from somewhere where I know noone is trying to get in contact with me!"
The email read "I am proud to announce that you, owner of [e-mail] (the X's were there in the email, I shit you not) has just won $7,000,000 USD in a Nigerian Raffle sponsored by the Late Great Queen Atimula. Your email has been picked out of a lucky 11,000,000,000 accounts entered! That means an astonishing 11,000,000,000 people entered and did not win!" Then they talked about all this shit about the econmy being down.
Then, came the greatest part of it all-how to get my money.
"The is the largest amount of money we have ever given away," the letter read. "Instead of us mailing it out, we would like your bank information, your social security number, who's the bank account's name is in, and, just to make sure you don't bail out on us, we would like to know all of your credit card numbers, a signature of them, a photocopy of the ID of whoever the credit card is issued to, and all the info that is involved with the card."
I quickly ran upstairs and found my dad and mom's credit card and bank card. I gave them everything they needed to know.

But Newgrounds, can you believe that? I WON 7 MILLION DOLLARS! Who knows what's next for me? I could invest it all and get more and more! I could even help you out, Newgrounds!

And i really can't wait, since this happened about 5 days ago.

[flashwarrior]

Silly speeling, they aren't really from Nigeria, they're just trying to steal your parents money. Silly you. Well be more careful next time, it's not like your parents will have their identities and money stolen.

[Jonny879]

and we care because.........

[Tluck-Person]

GREAT! Not like you can win anything, because you know, you're underage and stuff...

[Sysko]

At 6/25/09 11:31 AM, speeling wrote: . "Instead of us mailing it out, we would like your bank information, your social security number, who's the bank account's name is in, and, just to make sure you don't bail out on us, we would like to know all of your credit card numbers, a signature of them, a photocopy of the ID of whoever the credit card is issued to, and all the info that is involved with the card."

you're so fucked. Unless this is all just a big joke, you just fell for the biggest scam ever. They're gonna leave you broke

I quickly ran upstairs and found my dad and mom's credit card and bank card. I gave them everything they needed to know.

you're gonna be homeless.

[Ecliptic]

its spam... as long as you dont have to pay to get it from them to you aka shipping er they need some money first... its spam...

[Zyphonee]

I hope it's not fake, although I'm almost sure it is.

[Dropkicked]

At 6/25/09 11:31 AM, speeling wrote: "Instead of us mailing it out, we would like your bank information, your social security number, who's the bank account's name is in,

HAHA. Oh wow.

I see what you did there.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/25/09 11:34 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Silly speeling, they aren't really from Nigeria, they're just trying to steal your parents money. Silly you. Well be more careful next time, it's not like your parents will have their identities and money stolen.

In one email they can ruin three people's lives. I get stuff like that all the time in my spam inbox, so and so from Egypt or Myanmar or wherever.

[Eddyking]

That doesn't sound suspicious at all... they are obviously RL phising.

[mariomusicmaker1]

Hahah, omg i hope your not joking..,,

[sharpes]

You do know that 99.9% of things like this are.....True right? :D

Lolz.

Have fun with your (Fake) Money! Oops. Ignore the Fake part. :P

[grandia2]

good for you

now you have what i call "every day spending change"

[flashwarrior]

At 6/25/09 11:35 AM, Sysko wrote:

At 6/25/09 11:31 AM, speeling wrote: . "Instead of us mailing it out, we would like your bank information, your social security number, who's the bank account's name is in, and, just to make sure you don't bail out on us, we would like to know all of your credit card numbers, a signature of them, a photocopy of the ID of whoever the credit card is issued to, and all the info that is involved with the card."

you're so fucked. Unless this is all just a big joke, you just fell for the biggest scam ever. They're gonna leave you broke

I quickly ran upstairs and found my dad and mom's credit card and bank card. I gave them everything they needed to know.

you're gonna be homeless.

You silly monkey! they can get away in their rainbow space ship and grow money from tobacco leaves to sell for zyrgon crystals to get more money, they'll never be broke at that rate!
It's not like all of the information he gave to the Nigerians will let them be able to take his parents money or anything.

HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE ALL SILLY MONKEYS 'CEPT ME AND NGFAN14 AND SPEELING TEEHEEEE

[EpicFail]

I think the point of this thread is that it is not actually true, I doubt he would fall for that scam, as everybody knows it is all bullshit.

BUT OMG SPEELING CONGRATZ DO SEND MOAR TO MEEEEEEE!

[simon]

At 6/25/09 11:35 AM, Tluck-Person wrote: GREAT! Not like you can win anything, because you know, you're underage and stuff...

As much as this is a joke and stuff I have to say: HAHAHA FUCKING WIN.

[citricsquid]

I did this but there was a bank error and I lost all my money. It's nice to see someone else getting lucky! Good luck and don't spend it all at once!!

[elementell]

You lucky bitch, I used 10,999,999,999 different email accounts to enter that raffle, and you won.

[SohlTofang]

Nice bro, easy street from now on.

[vryheid]

No wonder there's so many impoverished people in Nigeria, they keep giving out all of their money to random strangers over the internet.

[Dark-critical]

When you find tomorrow that your bank accounts are all empty, be sure to tell us so we can lauf at u.

[PsycoticDemon]

I think you just wooshed over most people in this thread.

So... can I have some?

[SymbolCymbal]

clearly nobody can be that stupid...... right?

[Arthuria99]

You're so lucky...coz i also get the same e-mail and it was spam, nothing more

[firemaker60]

Sigh... this is nothing new, those scammers have been at this for years now.

At 6/25/09 11:34 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Silly speeling, they aren't really from Nigeria, they're just trying to steal your parents money. Silly you. Well be more careful next time, it's not like your parents will have their identities and money stolen.

Trust me, they really are from Nigeria. Dateline did a "To Catch a..." series once on online scammers, and they tracked several of them down to the country's former capital city.

[Meepster]

At 6/25/09 11:34 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Silly speeling, they aren't really from Nigeria, they're just trying to steal your parents money. Silly you. Well be more careful next time, it's not like your parents will have their identities and money stolen.

NOOOO, REALLY?

[flashwarrior]

At 6/25/09 12:11 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Sigh... this is nothing new, those scammers have been at this for years now.

At 6/25/09 11:34 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Silly speeling, they aren't really from Nigeria, they're just trying to steal your parents money. Silly you. Well be more careful next time, it's not like your parents will have their identities and money stolen.

Trust me, they really are from Nigeria. Dateline did a "To Catch a..." series once on online scammers, and they tracked several of them down to the country's former capital city.

Wait you seriously think this is..? Seriously there's too many silly monkeys in this thread what's up with that.

Oh speeling once you get your money after going golfing, you should spend it on getting like five zillion newgrounds stickers. :P

[AdDeOWN]

You can't be serious.

[OneWordName]

At 6/25/09 11:31 AM, speeling wrote: [...]sponsored by the Late Great Queen Atimula.

Haha, silly speeling. Nigeria is a Constitutional republic!

[milinko959]

At 6/25/09 11:39 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Hahah, omg i hope your not joking..,,

I honestly can't tell. Though if he's not that's a shame.