At 6/24/09 10:41 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
It's Edward Cullen dear. Pay more attention next time.
Typo.
I was trying to post quickly in fear of being too last and having someone else post Edward Cullen before me.
Then I would feel silly and useless and I'd probably have to go cut myself to replace the shameful memory with the memory of pain. But, in my shame, I would not pay close enough attention and I would cut too deep, causing myself to hemorrhage all over my carpet.
Then, my girlfriend would come in and see me lying there bleeding and would have to rush me to the emergency room where I would be saved and have to explain to her the pain, which would be terribly humiliating. The look of pain on her face due to her seeing me almost die would be too much.
Due to me seeing her in so much pain, I couldn't bare to live anymore. I would break out of my room and climb to the top of the 8 story hospital where I would jump and then splatter on the sidewalk below.
Then, my friends and family would all have to suffer the pain of losing me. They would also have to pay my funeral expenses and my medical bills (as I nor they had any health insurance) which would put them in the poorhouse.
Due to them being so poor, they would have to resort to selling drugs for money.
But, because they were inexperienced, they would get caught up in gangs and get into gang wars. One day, they would be all huddled in a building hiding from an enemy gang when the enemy gang would set off a bomb and kill them all.
And that's why I didn't bother to make sure that I didn't make a typo when typing "Edward Cullen."
