If you were the leader of the world

[backfire911]

If you were the leader of the world...and you could only do FIVE things to earth, what would it be?

Would it be for the good or bad?

[MrVideogame]

Two words.
World peace.

[Crumption]

Take the words 'fail' and 'win' out of all languages.
And thats I need.

[wtb]

At 6/24/09 08:39 PM, backfire911 wrote: If you were the leader of the world...and you could only do FIVE things to earth, what would it be?

Would it be for the good or bad?

1. kill half the population, not any specific race just take away 50%
2. DESTROY every vehicle that runs on gas. all the others can stay.
3. have every one at least grow one plant of marijuana.
4. Every one has to have a NG account
5. I can shit on you when ever I want.

and its not good nor bad, just there.

[CowGoMoo]

i would require everyone to use 1 cock joke and 1 "FAIL" per day. the world would just be a better place.

[HAHABUSBOY]

At 6/24/09 08:47 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: i would require everyone to use 1 cock joke and 1 "FAIL" per day. the world would just be a better place.

Me: Hey Gramps, how's life been for you?
Gramps: Too short -- kind of like my dick. DONE.

[Crumption]

At 6/24/09 08:47 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: 1 "FAIL" per day. the world would just be a better place.

no NO NO

[NeonGoldfish]

I would declare newgrounds day a new Holiday. People all around will pay tribute to Tom. lol

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 6/24/09 08:39 PM, backfire911 wrote: If you were the leader of the world...and you could only do FIVE things to earth, what would it be?

Would it be for the good or bad?

1. Construct a library consisting of every piece of literature and knowledge able to be found.
2. Give a global speech telling people to get a clue and stop pissing on each other.
3. Find Bigfoot.
4. (Flame me all you want) Ilegalize public smoking anything/drinking alcohol & attempt to reduce weed, alcohol, etc. Use.
5. Breed a herd of pink unicorns with super science.

[zmanrulez]

Hmmmm...

1. Cleanup all Pollution in the World.

2.Make sure all people arent hateful of race, religion, or views of any kind.

3.Make sure Everybody in the world is fed.

4.Rid the world of all Diseases.

5.Everybody has a pleasant life.

:)

[Koriigahn]

I'd get my armies to find out where KarlKoolKid lives and make them bring him to me. Then i would videotape his execution and upload it to theync.

I'm not fucking kidding.

[Boss]

At 6/24/09 08:58 PM, Koriigahn wrote: I'd get my armies to find out where KarlKoolKid lives and make them bring him to me. Then i would videotape his execution and upload it to theync.

I'm not fucking kidding.

Why would you kill a ten year old?

Anyways, I'd probably use my power to summon a genie so I could have as many wishes as I wanted, one of the wishes would make people not think I'm a douche for using this over-used loop hole, and then the rest I'd just have my time to think about it.

[Koriigahn]

At 6/24/09 09:04 PM, flashwarrior wrote:

At 6/24/09 08:58 PM, Koriigahn wrote: I'd get my armies to find out where KarlKoolKid lives and make them bring him to me. Then i would videotape his execution and upload it to theync.

I'm not fucking kidding.

Why would you kill a ten year old?

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[karlkoolkid1999b]

At 6/24/09 08:58 PM, Koriigahn wrote: I'd get my armies to find out where KarlKoolKid lives and make them bring him to me. Then i would videotape his execution and upload it to theync.

I'm not fucking kidding.

even with your armies you cant top me

[Leidolfr]

At 6/24/09 08:40 PM, MrVideogame wrote: Two words.
World peace.

I'd blow it all to hell, and laugh as I saw my death coming

[MrPercie]

1:Kill all people in the west and parts of east asia (like japan and china) as well as european countries

2: Destroy all terroist, rebel groups

3:force a strict civil protection unit and law

4: get rid of music, games, movies or anything non benifitial to pro long life or make it better

5: make one langauge the only langauge for earth.

[NeverHundred]

I'd fuck the earth in it's laugh-hole, ear-hole, nasal-hole, vag-hole and ass-hole. There, five things to do to the earth if I were the world leader.

Even if I wasn't, it's fucked either way.

[Bladezguy]

At 6/24/09 08:47 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: i would require everyone to use 1 cock joke and 1 "FAIL" per day. the world would just be a better place.

Fail.

[Leidolfr]

At 7/11/09 07:01 PM, MrPercie wrote: 1:Kill all people in the west and parts of east asia (like japan and china) as well as european countries

so...youd destroy everything but africa?

[ ok? ]

[desert116]

At 7/11/09 07:06 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/11/09 07:01 PM, MrPercie wrote: 1:Kill all people in the west and parts of east asia (like japan and china) as well as european countries

so...youd destroy everything but africa?

[ ok? ]

Australia.

[MrPercie]

At 7/11/09 07:06 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/11/09 07:01 PM, MrPercie wrote: 1:Kill all people in the west and parts of east asia (like japan and china) as well as european countries

so...youd destroy everything but africa?

[ ok? ]

Well only those who will oppose me seen as there the only idiots to put up a fight.

[metropolis342]

I'd ban trolls and anything Disney related that isn't animated.

This means you, Miley Cyrus.

[slayer98567]

At 6/24/09 08:40 PM, MrVideogame wrote: Two words.
World peace.

beat meh 2 it....but wait....what about the other 4 lol

I would force every webfilter to say as a last block page:

"Communism sucks. I will stop blocking you."

Fucking Great Firewall of China...

[UltimateCyprien]

but....

I am the leader of the world.. there's a big difference, ask Zekey

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 6/24/09 08:39 PM, backfire911 wrote: If you were the leader of the world...and you could only do FIVE things to earth, what would it be?

5 things?
1. Stop global warming
2. Stop littering
3. Gain every knowledge of the world
4. Money
5. Few nukes (armed)

[blackabyss763]

1. World peace
2. Distribute food, water, and other necessities out to everyone
3. Open more, better funded centers to look after abandoned animals
4. Fix the educational systems to make them better and at the same time, more relaxed
5. Encourage musical and artistic programs

[HooglyBoogly]

If I was the leader of the world,

1. Legalize all forms of marijuana and hemp.
2. Make using recycled materials mandatory for all products capable.
3. Abolishing the use of fossil fuels and change to alternative energy sources. Primarily solar energy.
4. Have a person on every planet in our solar system, as well as having a very strong and advanced space program.
5. Putting an end to religion.

[HeavenDuff]

1. Worldwide Socialism
2. Remove the "veto" power in the UN...
3. Destroy fucking religions...
4. Make the UN somewhat more of a democracy... and not just something you can step over if you have a huge army...
5. Give more education to people (all over the world) cause even here... people suck and don't know shit about anything...

[InDuStRiEl]

1. Give everyone a gift card to Panda Express

2. Make the legal drinking age 30

3. Force everyone to remove Lady Gaga songs from they're music devices

4. Force every country to learn the Star Spangled Banner

5. Sent every Jehovah Witness to a concentration camp, and force them to eat copies of "The Watchtower"