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Oh wow.

Now that sounds sexy!

put it on TFLN!!!!!

At 6/25/09 04:04 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

U R WEAK. SPREAD THAT SHIT.

At 6/26/09 01:44 PM, JimGrim2 wrote:

At 6/25/09 04:04 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

U R WEAK. SPREAD THAT SHIT.

exactly what i said(kinda) sept then he got all pissed at me for agreeing with somone else...

You sir deserve an epic thread award!!!!! This is funny as hell!

At 6/26/09 01:44 PM, JimGrim2 wrote:

At 6/25/09 04:04 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

U R WEAK. SPREAD THAT SHIT.

Hmmm, you're all caps present a very persuasive argument.

At 6/26/09 02:41 PM, Excursius wrote:

exactly what i said(kinda) sept then he got all pissed at me for agreeing with somone else...

I got 'pissed' at you cause you're an immature little fuckwit, assuming that people who don't want to do hurtful things are pussies.

At 6/26/09 01:01 PM, Evark wrote: Ha ha ha.

Life's full of awesome comedy like that. If it were me, I wouldn't let her live that down for quite some time either (as per Cally's story). Embarrassment is hilarious.

I'm gonna rip into her about it but obviously in a jokey way, I assume anybody in her position wouldn't want to be mocked...except sluts really...they kind of...don't care.

It'll probably be one of those inside jokes that comes up now and again for mild hillarity...

"Not as much as I love sucking u off until u cum in my mouth and then i let it dribble down u're shaft as i gently caress the tip with my tongue all whilst u squirm with pleasure xxx"

And all I could think was..."Wow....that's graphic"

At first I thought this said "Sex tent sent to me by mistake".

I've had that plenty of times, some of it is spam.

At 6/26/09 09:51 PM, Paryl wrote:

At first I thought this said "Sex tent sent to me by mistake".

You're a bit late with that idea...

At 6/26/09 09:53 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 6/26/09 09:51 PM, Paryl wrote:

At first I thought this said "Sex tent sent to me by mistake".

You're a bit late with that idea...

It's not an idea, it's a statement dumbfuck.

At 6/26/09 09:54 PM, Paryl wrote:

It's not an idea, it's a statement dumbfuck.

No need to get all offensive because I basically said numerous people have posted that before.
Try reading the entire thread before commenting and making useless posts like that ^.

At 6/26/09 02:41 PM, Excursius wrote:

exactly what i said(kinda) sept then he got all pissed at me for agreeing with somone else...

I got 'pissed' at you cause you're an immature little fuckwit, assuming that people who don't want to do hurtful things are pussies.

OK, I did not call u a pussy and I never said to do hurtful things, I just said to spread it around.

At 6/25/09 04:17 PM, ageofthoughts wrote: Tell no one! Except newgrounds! Yeah those guys are nobody. Good logic. Now good sir what town do you live in. so we can show up in a submarine bus and show her this. and then show here(with little pins in the map marking the location of everyone who veiwed this world wide) who has seen this. Then we sit there and laugh at what is to ensue. hows that for epic lulz. lets go destroy shit.

AMERICAN LOGIC

He lives in the UK, keep up old chap. Also he posted the thread before he got that text so you can take your hilarious highest form of wit sarcasm and stick it up your arse.

At 6/26/09 10:25 PM, Excursius wrote:

OK, I did not call u a pussy and I never said to do hurtful things, I just said to spread it around.

My mistake, I mistook you for somebody with similar intent. AND let's see the irony in your post shall we?
"I never said to do hurtful things"...hurtful things such as " I just said to spread it around."
hmm?

At 6/26/09 10:27 PM, Punkboyben wrote:

He lives in the UK, keep up old chap. Also he posted the thread before he got that text so you can take your hilarious highest form of wit sarcasm and stick it up your arse.

Well played sir, have a bon bon. He didn't realise I haven't posted anything about her apart from the fact she's
1) A friend
2) Female
3) Has a boyfriend.

I assume because he's an idiot....let's keep that as our best guess for now.

At 6/26/09 10:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 6/26/09 10:25 PM, Excursius wrote:

OK, I did not call u a pussy and I never said to do hurtful things, I just said to spread it around.

My mistake, I mistook you for somebody with similar intent. AND let's see the irony in your post shall we?

oh thank GOD, It's like my second day and I didn't wanna be hated yet...

At 6/26/09 10:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Well played sir, have a bon bon.

I'm pretty sure he's making fun of YOU and your flaming of anyone who says anything you don't agree with. Why would you post this on a community like NEWGROUNDS when you don't want to hear sarcastic requests? You're an '08 user with enough posts and a high enough level to understand the NG system of thought, please just back off of the new kids trying to fit in and let's all have a good time. :/ I don't come to this site to read flame wars, I come to see cock jokes and stupid topics. I have other forums when I want a mental challenge.

WHY DIDNT YOU RESPOND!!

"ouu boom baby let me stick my ding a ling in your thing thing yeeeeh take it rough!"

At 6/26/09 10:39 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:

At 6/26/09 10:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Well played sir, have a bon bon.

I'm pretty sure he's making fun of YOU and your flaming of anyone who says anything you don't agree with.

Actually the 1st poster assumed I was American, he said I was from the UK, and I'm guessing the whole sarcasm thing was about his 'newgrounds are nobodies' post.

Why would you post this on a community like NEWGROUNDS when you don't want to hear sarcastic requests? You're an '08 user with enough posts and a high enough level to understand the NG system of thought, please just back off of the new kids trying to fit in and let's all have a good time. :/ I don't come to this site to read flame wars, I come to see cock jokes and stupid topics. I have other forums when I want a mental challenge.

I'm 'flaming' people who repeat what has already been said numerous times, i'm picky like that. And I never said I didn't want to hear sarcastic requests, I've never said what I do or don't want to hear, in fact I've only responded with what I wouldn't personally want to DO.

At 6/26/09 10:43 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Actually the 1st poster assumed I was American, he said I was from the UK, and I'm guessing the whole sarcasm thing was about his 'newgrounds are nobodies' post.

Except he pretty much mocked you with his "Do keep up, old chap" type thing. The abundance of stereotypical british smugness in this thread makes me a tad ashamed of my heritage. D:

At 6/26/09 10:48 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:

Except he pretty much mocked you with his "Do keep up, old chap" type thing. The abundance of stereotypical british smugness in this thread makes me a tad ashamed of my heritage. D:

Or perhaps he was mocking him with said British smugness, it CAN work both ways. If he wanted to mock me I'm sure he would of done it bluntly and directly.
And some stereotypes are based on truth, personally that's just how I talk...or type...or whatever, you get the picture. That's how my mannerisms are.

AAAAAAAAND BACK ON TOPIC.

I'm seeing her in person with some friends tomorrow....so we'll all see how it goes shan't we?

I think it was meant for you.

At 6/26/09 10:52 PM, Fezz wrote: I think it was meant for you.

One can dream....

I dunno whether I'd tap that or ignore it, I'm pretty much not in a decision making mood right now. Sounds hawt to suck a dick though.

Yes I like men. And Women.

At 6/26/09 10:39 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:

:I don't come to this site to read flame wars, I come to see cock jokes and stupid topics.

I have fufilled your needs, COCKJOKE!
now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go manboarding.

Is she attractive?

judge by the text, Yes.

At 6/26/09 11:18 PM, gibleto wrote: Is she attractive?

Yeah, she's considered by a lot of people very pretty and she's got this nice girl next door quality about her....but I don't see how you can assume that from a text message....

At 6/26/09 11:21 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

:but I don't see how you can assume that from a text message....

oh, i have my sources. i definately have my sources.

At 6/24/09 08:36 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 6/24/09 08:35 PM, MrVideogame wrote: I thought sexting was illegal in the US.

Sexting = sending nude pics.

Also, did you reply at all?

Which I still have a few of lol

i didn;t say that., ive just seen them lmao

Lol. That reminds me of the time I got a text saying something along the lines of,

"Hey there sexy, good morning. Call me when you get off work."

Walking back home from school I called the lady, told her I was off of work and she freaked out.