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Funny stuff, it's always funny when people send messages to the wrong people. I personally didn't find the message very appealing, considering it's like what she would be enjoying.

At 6/24/09 09:51 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

My god that's extremely fiddly on my behalf. Firstly I could simply mock one up myself and take a photo.
Secondly, the only camera I have is a Panasonic HDC SC9, which takes about 20 minutes to connect and upload photos.

So shush please.

Please, jump down my throat.

I would have let her know that she sent it to the wrong guy as soon as possible for two reasons:

1) Because it's funny
2) So she learns to be more careful in the future with her texts

hey, aside from the text, have you noticed that most of the newgrounders have the same sense of humor?

At 6/24/09 08:39 PM, Gagsy wrote: Lol I feel sorry for the poor guy nursing a semi waiting for his next saucy test message.

Brilliant.

I misread this saying "Sex tent sent to me by mistake"

At 6/24/09 09:45 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Take a picture of the message. I want some proof.

ditto

Mistake?
*Pause*
NICE!

At 6/25/09 02:18 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 6/24/09 09:45 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Take a picture of the message. I want some proof.

ditto

Jesus fucking tapdancing late for his 2000th birthday christ. Did you not read the previous post I made in response to this??
Are you that
1) Horny that you need to see sex acts drescribed via texts
2) Skeptical of anything on here?

I still say link her to this thread.

Then again, she might get a little pissed...

At 6/24/09 11:09 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Please, jump down my throat.

You're making me horny with all this throat jumping tomfoolery!

At 6/25/09 02:12 PM, skreetch wrote: I misread this saying "Sex tent sent to me by mistake"

That would be a weird thing to have to sign for.

"Here's your.. um, sex tent, sir."

i wonder if she was drinking purple drank?

At 6/25/09 02:42 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/25/09 02:12 PM, skreetch wrote: I misread this saying "Sex tent sent to me by mistake"

That would be a weird thing to have to sign for.

"Here's your.. um, sex tent, sir."

Sex tent?

At 6/24/09 08:35 PM, MrVideogame wrote: I thought sexting was illegal in the US.

Not unless there's nude pics

Are you sure she was sending that to her BF?

Maybe she just wants to fuck you!

The best response would be "I like sucking ur cock 2"

A couple of years ago, I was out with some female friends and one of them decided to text her boyfriend with what she wanted to do to him when she got in that night...
Her boyfriends name is Dean. Dean is below Dad in her contacts list...
What is sent cannot be unsent.
Luckily her dad is pretty easy-going, he wouldn't let her live it down for months.

At 6/24/09 08:47 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 6/24/09 08:38 PM, MissingNYC wrote: it would've been funnier if your parents sent it to you by accident

How...in the slightest??
Seriously?

Let me clarify, funnier for anyone who isn't you.

Hot.

At 6/25/09 03:53 PM, katyperryy wrote: Are you sure she was sending that to her BF?

Maybe she just wants to fuck you!

Clearly she stated she wants to suck cock untill the cum dribbles down the side, do keep up.

At 6/25/09 03:56 PM, Chdonga wrote: The best response would be "I like sucking ur cock 2"

Perhaps if I had the humour of a 14 year old.

At 6/25/09 03:57 PM, TheZachs wrote:

Let me clarify, funnier for anyone who isn't you.

refer to the above response.

WE HAVE A REPLY!

She says....or types if we're being pedantic.
" Please dont tell any1 about what it says! I know ure acting jokey about it, but some other people might not be so nice"

People such as...most of the replies on this thread. HUR HUR.

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

I don't think you have to be 14 to appreciate the hilarious trauma you'ld endure from reading your parents' casualsexcapades. Especially since you wouldn't be able to laugh it off seeing as you're pretty serious business.

Tell her that you posted it on newgrounds. She will F'ing kill you.

At 6/24/09 08:35 PM, MrVideogame wrote: I thought sexting was illegal in the US.

with pictures not words, the "hormones" must be making you screw up

At 6/24/09 08:35 PM, MrVideogame wrote: I thought sexting was illegal in the US.

Yeah, sexting underage, not cybering. Sexting is when you send nudes.

I once found this old touch screen phone kicking around the house and it had the previous owners texts still on it.

Let's just say his girlfriend in 2006 was horny little devil.

At 6/25/09 04:04 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 6/25/09 03:53 PM, katyperryy wrote: Are you sure she was sending that to her BF?

Maybe she just wants to fuck you!

Clearly she stated she wants to suck cock untill the cum dribbles down the side, do keep up.

At 6/25/09 03:56 PM, Chdonga wrote: The best response would be "I like sucking ur cock 2"

Perhaps if I had the humour of a 14 year old.

At 6/25/09 03:57 PM, TheZachs wrote:

Let me clarify, funnier for anyone who isn't you.

refer to the above response.

WE HAVE A REPLY!

She says....or types if we're being pedantic.
" Please dont tell any1 about what it says! I know ure acting jokey about it, but some other people might not be so nice"

People such as...most of the replies on this thread. HUR HUR.

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

Tell no one! Except newgrounds! Yeah those guys are nobody. Good logic. Now good sir what town do you live in. so we can show up in a submarine bus and show her this. and then show here(with little pins in the map marking the location of everyone who veiwed this world wide) who has seen this. Then we sit there and laugh at what is to ensue. hows that for epic lulz. lets go destroy shit.

AMERICAN LOGIC

At 6/25/09 02:34 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

Jesus fucking tapdancing late for his 2000th birthday christ.

Congrats, you just won the internet.

sexting is teh shit!

At 6/25/09 04:52 PM, squirrelly20 wrote: sexting is teh shit!

Your Rooster and my Cat?