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I'd end country music.

Have Jeff Gordon, the Broncos, and Yankees all win a championship again. I'm sick of waiting.

I'd revive Micheal Jackson

:Little boys beware.

At 6/25/09 07:40 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: If I was God, I would meet Michael Jackson at the pearly gates to politley tell him "Fuck no, get back to Earth and keep living." Then I'd throw Heath Ledger back down as well.

That sounds more like something the Devil would do. Of course you did bring Heath Ledger back, so I guess it all evens out.

If i was god i'd give people the powers to transform into Scratch and Grounder.(?)

If I were some kind of deity, I'd make a world full of Helen Kellers. At least their wouldn't be any war.

If I was God, I would kill myself to prove that the atheists are right all along

I would torture the people that are down in hell.

If i was god id disguise the fact i exist for teh lulz

At 6/26/09 12:34 PM, Dexter3000 wrote: If i was god i'd give people the powers to transform into Scratch and Grounder.(?)

And YouTube Poops for everyone!

I'd do something.

I would make world peace. Then after that I'd poison your water, send forth a mighty beast from the earth, and make your eyes explode. Then send a plague of uncurable rabies. Lol.

Change of plan. I'd kill the Earth's population with poison, then I'd replace the population with plant/human hybrid people.

I would do what God failed to to thousands of years ago, and fix this fucked up world. The fact that he hasn't done so yet is exactly why I don't believe in him.

everyone who says lulz is a massive tool

Why would I want to be omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, and multilingual?

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

At 6/25/09 07:08 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Remove whatever psychological or spiritual aberrations lie at the cause of sexual deviancy. Think of it: a world without gays and all the "gay pride" shit, an Internet without furfaggotry and the constant complaints of "fursecution" whenever we point out the similarities between furry fetishism and zoophilia, and think of all the children who wouldn't get molested by pedophiles!

Excellent idea. Also, I'm pretty sure you'd go even further with the wipe out of sexual deviancy. Just think: the end of unplanned pregnancies, restoration of the sanctity of marriage, the complete destruction of the great evil that is pornography and the elimination of masturbation. The world would truly be a better place.

lol

At 6/27/09 12:37 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: I would do what God failed to to thousands of years ago, and fix this fucked up world. The fact that he hasn't done so yet is exactly why I don't believe in him.

So you're not going to share how you'd plan to do that? Understandable, because there's an awful lot to fix.

Anyways, now for my actual answer. If I had to choose, I'd probably be Satan. Because I'd easily screw up taking charge of the world. Indeed if I were Satan, I'd have the entirety of hell at my disposal to use for whatever ends I please, be it the damned souls that reside it or the fellow demons that follow my command. I'd probably get something awesome like transformation too, so I can be whatever I like while secksing whatever I want.

Damn, I'm such a pervert.

I would make the biggest cock joke evar.

I would kill everyone in this stupid fucking thread.

I'd spend out eternity thinking of ingenious ways to kill every living creature, each more ingenious than the last.

I'd go steal shit.

I'd smite down all the ignorant people.

i would allow preachers and madmen to take my words and a plane and fly it into a sky scraper

I'd make everyone besides the hippies die, that way we can have world peace.

I would go to earth and fuck with old people...

At 6/27/09 01:07 PM, Wyde wrote:

At 6/25/09 07:08 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Remove whatever psychological or spiritual aberrations lie at the cause of sexual deviancy. Think of it: a world without gays and all the "gay pride" shit, an Internet without furfaggotry and the constant complaints of "fursecution" whenever we point out the similarities between furry fetishism and zoophilia, and think of all the children who wouldn't get molested by pedophiles!

Excellent idea. Also, I'm pretty sure you'd go even further with the wipe out of sexual deviancy. Just think: the end of unplanned pregnancies, restoration of the sanctity of marriage, the complete destruction of the great evil that is pornography and the elimination of masturbation. The world would truly be a better place.

Actually, you know, I just might. But I'd have to stop beating off myself first. After all, what is more ruinous to a culture than sexual decadence? You see how the sexually decadent blacks of the world live, and how the white race is losing its power in the world as it turns more and more away from its traditions and towards the elimination of sexual restraint, and you compare that to the whites in our heyday, or to South Asian peoples of today, where the emphasis is on conceiving and giving birth to a child (preferably male, but whatever), and you can clearly see that sexual restraint with an emphasis on reproduction within socially and religiously recognized marriage is a necessity for any civilization to grow and develop in a positive manner.