I count inches using my penis.

[Piss]

It's true. When someone mentions the length of anything in inches, I always picture my erect penis, and scale it to how many inches it would be.

For example, say someone would like a 1 inch trim off their hair for a haircut, I'd imagine my erect penis and remove 5 inches from that.

I suppose this is in relation to when I was a child, my father never taught me proper measurements because he was very neglectful of me. He was fond of my brother though, as he was more athletic, and he thought my dreams of being a barber were too feminine.

So do any of you share this trait? Or anything similar to this? Please share.

[Zaibas]

I count meters using my penis. I prefer metric measurements.

[speeling]

Oh god...

fap fap fap

[RKthrilla]

Piss, you sir are a genius.

[JKMonkey]

You use your penis as a ruler to?

I thought I was the only one

[Be-Easy]

I did something like that the other day.. they were like "Yeah the bug was like 3 inches long!" so I added an inch to the vision of my erect penis and pictured the bug.

[Figter]

At 6/24/09 03:29 PM, Zaibas wrote: I count meters using my penis. I prefer metric measurements.

0,01 meters right?

[Brass]

God you're awesome

<3

[mariomusicmaker1]

At 6/24/09 03:29 PM, Zaibas wrote: I count meters using my penis. I prefer metric measurements.

I count kilomeaters with mine because im not very good at division,

[HWDog35]

Mine is the size of a ruler............... A ft.

[agustana]

So you're saying your cock is six inches long erect.

[ToastedCupcake]

At 6/24/09 03:27 PM, Piss wrote: For example, say someone would like a 1 inch trim off their hair for a haircut, I'd imagine my erect penis and remove 5 inches from that.

Aw, that's cute, 6 inches.

[Piss]

At 6/24/09 03:38 PM, agustana wrote: So you're saying your cock is six inches long erect.

No. I'm saying I measure inches using my penis.

[Mz-frost95-fr]

At 6/24/09 03:33 PM, Be-Easy wrote: I did something like that the other day.. they were like "Yeah the bug was like 3 inches long!" so I added an inch to the vision of my erect penis and pictured the bug.

TWO INCHES?!

Hahaha xD

[LampFace]

So it's only 6 inches long?

[lolwutdafuk]

That's funny, because I use the severed vaginae of my victims for units of measurement.

[Ericho]

Since Americans don't use the metric system this could be a great new way of measuring things just for this country!

[GiantDouche]

Scientist use my penis to calculate a lightyear.

[Excursius]

thot u ment your dick is an inch long o.o

[DestinyDesire]

At 6/24/09 03:29 PM, Zaibas wrote: I count meters using my penis. I prefer metric measurements.

Nice long penis... and why not cm? :3

[MrPercie]

I use my penis for maths

5 inchs is the biggest circumference and 4.5 is the smallest (the end of my dick) circumference. I take an average (4.75 its in the middle) and times it by 6 inchs (length) and woll lar Thats the volume of my penis.

[tornarrow]

i use a les paul to measure my dick

[bl00db47h]

I do the same thing when measuring how big the food is so the baby won't choke, except I don't picture it, I actually DO it. In the park.

[scetch00]

6 inches? That's all?

[Piss]

At 6/24/09 04:18 PM, scetch00 wrote: 6 inches? That's all?

I think you'll find that's the average length for a white male. Maybe if you actually went out and had more sex with men instead of watching ebony porn all day you'd realize this.

[Yamor]

I compare somethings weight compared to a metric ton using my penis.

[Someone1989]

At 6/24/09 04:21 PM, Piss wrote:

At 6/24/09 04:18 PM, scetch00 wrote: 6 inches? That's all?

I think you'll find that's the average length for a white male. Maybe if you actually went out and had more sex with men instead of watching ebony porn all day you'd realize this.

studies show that's the average length or ANY male, which is convenient since that's also the average vagina depth. Don't believe what you see on TV...especially in a porno lol!

[SeaBoundRhino]

Yeah, I do the same. And my penis is 6 inches too! 6 inches wide, that is.

[Be-Easy]

At 6/24/09 03:41 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote:

At 6/24/09 03:33 PM, Be-Easy wrote: I did something like that the other day.. they were like "Yeah the bug was like 3 inches long!" so I added an inch to the vision of my erect penis and pictured the bug.

TWO INCHES?!

Hahaha xD

Oh my mistake, I meant to put "added two inches to the vision of my erect penis"

[Someone1989]

while we're on the subject...My penis is so large that it has been declared a weapon of mass destruction in over 6 countries. In Japan it is often referred to as "Godzilla"