Nosebleed during sex

[Strength]

For the first time yesterday, I was fucking my girlfriend's brains out, and my nose started bleeding everywhere. So I stop thrusting and realize there's blood all over the place and I'm like fuck this sucks. So we stop, wait a little while, and get back to fucking. Sure enough my nose starts bleeding again. So we stop, wait a little while, and get back to fucking. Sure enough my nose starts bleeding again. Now after the third time I was getting mad that my bleeding nose was preventing me from having fantastic intercourse.

So I look that shit up on the internet and it means I've got high blood pressure, and that I can have a heart attack during sex at anytime if I'm not careful and don't start taking some gay medication.

Anyway, the problem was eventually solved by her just riding my dick like never before.

[gmoeny01]

shit that sound like some anime type shit right there!!

well at least ya know what wrong with yourself.
be care for now on!!

[Casualty]

No, she nose fucked you and you have your periods. But that's okay, many couples still have sex during their periods, if neither minds.

[MudkipsPiano]

It's called a cork. You know, the Chinese don't make shit for nothing.

[SuperFlonic]

*Hi, I'm Strength. I like to brag about my puny meaningless life on the internet. How cool am I?*

[maddskill]

Ouch man that suckkkkss.
So wait...like in those gay animes?
Were they see a hot chick and they get nose bleeds, for god knows why?

[Strength]

At 6/24/09 12:12 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: *Hi, I'm Strength. I like to brag about my puny meaningless life on the internet. How cool am I?*

In no way was I bragging, and you, assuming I was bragging, is clearly just a sign of your jealousy. It's alright young buck, you'll be able to hang someday.

[SuperFlonic]

At 6/24/09 12:15 PM, Strength wrote: In no way was I bragging, and you, assuming I was bragging, is clearly just a sign of your jealousy. It's alright young buck, you'll be able to hang someday.

Using jealousy as an insult only makes you seem weaker

[Strength]

At 6/24/09 12:17 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:

At 6/24/09 12:15 PM, Strength wrote: In no way was I bragging, and you, assuming I was bragging, is clearly just a sign of your jealousy. It's alright young buck, you'll be able to hang someday.

Using jealousy as an insult only makes you seem weaker

Again, I was not trying to insult you, I was only stating the obvious.

[SKS]

At 6/24/09 12:17 PM, Strength wrote: Again, I was not trying to insult you, I was only stating the obvious.

I agree with Strength on this one. Don't gotta lie to kick it, SuperFlonic.

[Cybersief]

Oh... Well that sucks, I mean, what else is there to say?

[ParadoxSaint]

At 6/24/09 12:07 PM, Strength wrote: So I look that shit up on the internet and it means I've got high blood pressure, and that I can have a heart attack during sex at anytime if I'm not careful and don't start taking some gay medication.

It's because you do the pots.

[Stickman91]

Um...can you say...AWKWARD?
Your girlfriend must have been somewhat pissed off, but I imagine you're really upset. High blood pressure is pretty dangerous. Fatal, even. You may have some aversion to taking medication but if there's absolutely nothing else you can do to get your blood pressure down, I'd go with the meds.

[ripoffhitman]

At 6/24/09 12:10 PM, gmoeny01 wrote: shit that sound like some anime type shit right there!!

well at least ya know what wrong with yourself.
be care for now on!!

If you joined in 05 you must have been 4 years old at the time or something, type correctly, don't be lazy.

; I used to get really long nosebleeds, 15-30 minutes of gushing blood, I don't know why it happened, but it stopped atleast at some point.

Your probably right, considering that theres a lot of blood rushing at once.

[Proottalfain]

Get a girlfriend with a blood fetish.

[SKS]

At 6/24/09 12:52 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: It's because you do the pots.

DAMN KIDS DOING THEIR POTS AND SMOKING THE WEEDS!

[DarkSytze]

i hate nosebleeds. i get a lot of them, i have thin blood so in the summer it's mostly nosebleeds for me. :- (

[Strength]

At 6/24/09 01:15 PM, SKS wrote:

At 6/24/09 12:52 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: It's because you do the pots.

DAMN KIDS DOING THEIR POTS AND SMOKING THE WEEDS!

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[KillerCRS]

Jesus Christ that must've been some hardcore thrusting.

[Falconpunchr]

At 6/24/09 12:07 PM, Strength wrote: For the first time yesterday, I was fucking my girlfriend's brains out, and my nose started bleeding everywhere.

You lie. She fucked your brains out.

[IceFireMudDragon]

Lol, your nose had a period. So, was it like bleeding furiously bad or just leaking out?

[Dry-Ice]

At 6/24/09 12:12 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: *Hi, I'm Strength. I like to brag about my puny meaningless life on the internet. How cool am I?*

Hi, I'm SuperFlonic. I like to get extremely butthurt about people describing their sex lives on the internet. How cool am I?

[FatJoe214]

well i guees your gonna have to be on the bottom from now on atleast you dont have to do nothing just relax and wait till you pop your cherry

[tramp124]

i had sex with my girlfriend and DIDN'T get a nosebleed :D

[JupiterNoob]

You should of left and fucked some other time when you noticed your nose was bleeding.

[MzMaryMack]

hot damn!! that sucks for you but so funny.

[masterchef56]

At 6/24/09 02:24 PM, tramp124 wrote: i had sex with my girlfriend and DIDN'T get a nosebleed :D

I don't think so, tramp.

[Strength]

At 6/24/09 01:31 PM, Elios wrote:

At 6/24/09 12:07 PM, Strength wrote: So I look that shit up on the internet and it means I've got high blood pressure, and that I can have a heart attack during sex at anytime if I'm not careful and don't start taking some gay medication.

Maaaan that really sucks. Have you tried a healthy diet and regular exercise? The only solution i can think of for your nose is to get is cauterized.

Nah dude I don't take care of my body at all haha.

What the fuck is cauterizing?

Always a possibility.

At 6/24/09 02:12 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: Lol, your nose had a period. So, was it like bleeding furiously bad or just leaking out?

Haha it was bleeding fucking FURIOUSLY. Funniest/most awkward shit that's ever happened to me during sex, but it's whatever because we laughed it off three times in a row.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Either that, or you've found yourself in the middle of a hentai scene.

[Sidorio]

Your nose wasn't bleeding. You performed cunninglingus on her before hand and she forgot to tell you she was on her period.

Happened to me many times in my imagination.