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I got this wicked hangnail one time. I thought I was gonna die.

Having the runs and the flu at the same time; my stomach hurt like hell for an entire week.

i got into a fight with some idiot at a baseball game when i was 12 and the kid had an aluminum baseball bat and hit me in the shin, right above my ankle. even if my leg couldn't move, i continued to fight. got hit in the balls and guts.

what was unfair was that he was like 19, but in a 12-year-olds division. he was like 6 feet tall

he drove to the fucking game!

when i slid off a constuction vehicle and broke my growth plate in my ankle
its growing again and dont ask why i was on them...

At 6/24/09 12:50 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Hello? Is anyone reading this?

Yeah. I read it, then came.

Splitting my head open on my 10th birthday, and having a cast on my head during my party, and opening day of my baseball season... Yes, I had long hair three years ago.

Appendix removed - pain that led to removal.
Dropping this metal mesh like thing on my foot - went right through.
Having 20-30 feet of nylon cord ran over my arm, had to stop my dog somehow.
Broke both arms - different times
Wicked ear aches as kid.
My brother hit me somewhere when I was younger, my entire body went numb and I couldnt move.
Dropping a lot of metal on my finger.
Idk, prolly more, but I forget.

One time when I was a kid I was out sledding with my parents. We were at the bottom of the hill about to walk back up when this douche comes out of nowhere and hits me. I do a sorta half flip and land on my head. I remember seeing colors, like a kaleidoscope but only for a brief second. Then I guess I lost consciousness because next thing I know I'm sitting in the car wrapped in a blanket and my mom is asking if I can hear her.

Anyway, as far as pain goes... I dont remember feeling anything when it happened but my neck hurt like a black man's for about a week.

the pain after the septoplasty and rhinoplasty surgery
my face was like thisfor a whole week
i think this was the most hard pain i felt

I fell & slid down a 200ft, chinese dirt chute into a 50ft heap of brick, dust and large stones and rolled down that 30ft.

it didn't really hurt, just thought i'd slap it in there somewhere.

I Rickroll'd through 3 hours of YouTube video and eventually winded up in the "leave britney alone" neighbourhood

I got hit in the neck by a boomerang once, and not one of those pussy plastic ones either, but a real australian hunting one.

I split my knee open when I was 8. It went down to the bone. 2 days before Christmas.

I was in the Battle of the classes event at my school. My event was to be wrapped up in plastic and rolled across the gym floor and back.
well, we were losing and some guy thought it would be funny to pick me up and run to the finish line.
He Tripped, Dropped me face first into the gym floor, i almost lost consciousness and was a bit dazed.
when i came to, i was missing half of my front right incisor tooth and my nose was bloody. yeah that sucked worse than Brittney Spears drunk at a Beach party in Malibu.

Oh, did i mention this was on fucking valentines day!?

Giving birth. C-sections hurt.
And the staples hurt the most. =(

last year my left lung collapsed

I was using those stay in place bikes, and by the pedals was one of my dads buzz saws. So while I was pedaling the buzz saw like, cut a deep gash into my ankle. I was crying so much

getting jump by fucking three mayates at school fuckers have to jump you they cant fight like real men. and also when i got shot 5 times i think the bullets where worse its about the same

When my dog - who was just one year younger than me - died on my birthday once.

A lot of salty water.

I don't know what happened back then, but it hurt when I breathed, and I ended up barely breathing at all, because of the pain.

It sucked.

none really. im not trying to be tough, but the only major thing that i've done was, I tried to kick my bro in teh face when i was younger, I couldn't but I swung my arm up whilst kicking and lopped off a peice of my skin on my hand, didn't feel it until i knew it was there, But even then it didn't hurt.

I got two:

1st one was getting hit in the balls 6 times in the same day.

2nd one was on a plane and my ears wouldn't pop, so I got something worse than a migraine.

Back in January I experienced a pain in my stomach/lower abdomen that still remains an unknown cause of to this day. Worst pain I've ever felt, ever. 10/10 on the pain scale. Doctors ran some tests, but just couldn't figure it out. Spent a day in the hospital doped up on morphine. Found a cyst on my liver though, but that wasn't the problem. And all pain was gone by the next day. It was strange...

OH WELL.