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I fell on my wrist, and then there was this random pain in my back which got worse and better for no reason. Both sucked ass, and it was painful to sit down with the back pain.

Strep throat.

probably getting circumcised

good thing i dont remember it.

Probably my recent fight with a treadmill.

Snapping my ankle in two...

Probably when I tripped into a fire and my arm caught fire. Shirt melted into my skin, Dr's had to pick it out n' stuff. But every since then I've not once ever tripped. So it was a good thing I guess.

I got a paper cut once

One time I got really wasted and fell on the metal part to a can of cat food and gashed open my arm. I didn't notice for a couple of minutes, but yeah that hurt.

I think it was even more horrible when I went to the hospital. The nurse was supposed to inject me with Novocaine before getting eight stitches and she screwed up by not doing it right, so I ended up feeling it and then finally did it right. Not too mention while the doctor was stitching me up he wouldn't stop talking about WALL-E, then all of a sudden he said "oh shit" and I was just kinda like WTF. Then he just kept rambling about WALL-E.

Skating and breaking my arm, cement walls don't like me.

my 3rd degree sunburn i had on my shoulders/back/and chest i had last year
blisters were everywhere, and it hurt so much i could never sleep. after it stopped hurting,
it itched. then once it itched, it started to hut and itch and randomly popped up(the pain).

A few years ago I had a second degree sunburn with blisters all up my shoulders and back, in addition to the burning I'd occasionally get these crazy fits of itchiness under the blisters.

Man sun, your a dick.

The one I can remember, getting my swollen knee drained of fluids.
I almost cried and my knee felt like a rag afterwards.

I broke my arm once, but I couldn't compare.

Dislocating my kneecap, you hear a real loud pop and you cannot bend your leg, It's been like a year since I've done it and I still feel pain after a long training session.

Childbirth.

my balls, fat chick, SQUASH.

Wouldn't reccomend it, go for the thin ones NG.

i have a odd sense of pain

i think pour alcohol on a wound hurt more the falling down
stairs or fall of a basketball benches chest first.

meh i guess for me..uh spring ankle
even thoe i worse happen to me this seem
to hurt more.

A few months ago I tripped while getting on the bus home, fell over and dislocated my knee. I didn't realise what I'd done so I stood up and popped it back in, before heading to my seat, and then the pain appeared. I limped as fast as I could from the bus and spent the next few minutes in agony, swearing the air blue. AND THEN A MAN APPEARED AND GAVE ME PAIN RELIEF AND HE WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

Yeah.

I've never really got that badly hurt/injured. Never broke a bone or split my head open or stuff like that. So I gotta say the worst pain put on me was probably just punched square in the balls. But that's happened to every man at least once.

From a back sunburn. It hurts more than you think.

Predictably, everyone just posts their own stories and reads no one's else.

Then comes back to the thread looking for people who replied to them.

Probably when my thumb got smashed and broken. Me, my cousin, and brother were playing a game where we stood a pretty good distance apart and threw big sticks or whatever else we could find at each other and try to dodge them (bored), me and my cuz vs. my older bro. Everybody was easily dodging everything so we changed it to where we couldn't move but had to block it with a selected big stick. We were deflecting it all pretty good until my brother went and grabbed this solid metal rod and chunked it at us, I stood my ground but when I tried to deflect it... my thumb got in the way.

I can't feel pain. But then, my worst damage would be when I burned my hands with *Sorry, need to hide this* xD

At 6/24/09 11:58 AM, Deadclever23 wrote: Childbirth.

Actualy yes, chilbirth is the worst pain i've had.
hahaha

Sunburn. I'm talking about the sunburns that leave behind scars.

Putting my dick on a radiator

I still don't know why I did it

Jumping from a high point on the staircase and landing on cement flooring and breaking my leg.

At 6/24/09 07:30 AM, IETFB wrote: An ear infection I got about 5 years ago. Think sharp, stabbing pains in the ear continuously over a few days. I'm not normally one to be overly bothered by pain, but when the pain killers wore off, I could literally do nothing except cry out in agony.

I haven't broken any bones yet or anything like that, so I don't know how it compares. It was pretty nasty, though.

I got something like that that you describe twice. Once when I was about 4 and once when I was 10. I also have never broken any bones, but that probably want the worst pain ive ever had. Probably one fo the many times ive been punched right in the face.

No emo shit huh? Well hmmm... I seriously can't think of anything, I can't remember ever going through much pain.

Hello? Is anyone reading this?

I was on trampI did a really high jumps and I landed with my ankle sideways. I fractured it and broke it.

There was this one time at band camp where I slammed my fingers in a door.