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everytime i go to school i end up passingout. i always wake up totaly unhurt but usaly there is blood on my hands. when i look around there are upside down cross drawn in this funny red paint that smells funny and tastes like iron. i sometimes wake up with a bloddy knife in my hand. there is also a smell emminating from my closet. when i go to school the next day there is always a new girl missing. my question is how can i solve these missing person cases?

At 1/27/04 12:49 PM, Dr_Dobio wrote: Diagnosis

Well, I suppose I'll have to do what you say! After all, you ARE a doctor! :-)

i am always tired and my neck hurts i need to no what to do?

Dr Dobio

I'm having trouble finding anything overly interesting to read here and since the road conditions caused me to miss kickboxing again I can't sleep. Please help me....

At 1/28/04 02:10 AM, Miss_Iivil wrote: Dr Dobio

I'm having trouble finding anything overly interesting to read here and since the road conditions caused me to miss kickboxing again I can't sleep. Please help me....

Talk to me on AIM, I'll entertain you.

*I'm too tired to go through all responses, giving long responses, so sorry for skipping crap*

my legs have inordinately defined muscles.. At first I thought it was cool, but now its cost me my girlfriend, my job, my education, and my friends and family now aviod me.. What can I do about his??

~estimated 331,200 revolutions and still counting, at a rate of 92 a minute!~

My refrigerator is running. should i go catch it?

Yesh, I need to ask why do you need to ghey all the time?

At 1/28/04 02:12 AM, Dr_Dobio wrote:
*I'm too tired to go through all responses, giving long responses, so sorry for skipping crap*

tsk tsk tsk what a sad doctor!! heheh dobio is the best doctor on da world!!

Doctor! I'm having trouble catching a level 70 Mewtwo in the hidden cave! I wasted my masterball and my Pikachu is too sick to defeat him! What should I do?!

P.S. Wasn't my idea to resurrect this topic...Guess who's idea it really was. ;)

I have Sprankton :o

It's official. The doctor is out.

P.S. 'Bout time my beautiful message got into your sig for all to see, pox.

Okay I need some confindence to go fight the boss guarding Diana's Tear(worth 1 million zenny)in the Misadventures of Tronn Bonne and I need some confindence to beat it.

Like I mean there it is always shooting at me like crazy then it takes away all of my E.bottles which cost me some zenny to get the maxinum bottles.

At 1/26/04 12:33 AM, Carmilla wrote: Dobio,
When I post on Newgrounds, my breasts get really sensitive. My nipples get hard, and I get a moist feeling in my panties. I can hardly control myself. Is this normal?

Dear Dobio,
I have a serious problem. When I read Carmilla's post, my nipples also became hard. I want to masturbate but it's hard to do that and type at the same time, so I'm not banging my knees together. The Question: Dubio, do you think you can get me her address and phone number so that I can go over her house and get all lesbo with her? PLEASE?

You just made me very disturbed.

At 1/25/04 10:54 PM, -poxpower- wrote: I have a tapeworm, and I kind of befriended him -I even gave the little bugger a name- but the doctor says he should go and that its in my interest.

HELP!!!!!!

But he's eating up your insides!! God i Hate Tapeworms, i wonder if i have any, i did have a fetus test hahah and i don't have any. But the test was only for one peice of poop, and it only had 2 bottles for it. For the same peice of poop. what if that one peice of poop didn't have any worm eggs in it? huh?? what if?? damn dumb ass doctors.

Okay i need help making friends help me , real live friends and maybe even a girl.

I drink way too much (2 cases of coors a week and a fifth of JD or UV Blue etc.) It causes this wierd side effect of me having a lot of fun and then the cops wanting to stop it. Plus I also have a gambling problem where i make 200 (playin dubs: 20 dollar games up to 20) a week off of money streetball games. help me get rid of these vices.

Why, when I look a beautiful young women, do people point and/or laugh at me?

Dear Dobio,

My hair is really sexy. Almost TOO sexy for Newgrounds... What could I do to make it sexier?

P.S. I want a new set of cars and a B.B. gun for Christmas. >:|

*crap, time to put the doctor is in sign back up*

At 7/15/04 01:55 AM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Doctor! I'm having trouble catching a level 70 Mewtwo in the hidden cave! I wasted my masterball and my Pikachu is too sick to defeat him! What should I do?!

Yuck!

I can't believe you would actually do something like that! You wasted your one and only masterball on a simple Bellsprout when you knew that the legendary Mewtwo would require it?!

And you call yourself a Pokemon Master? My God, you are a disgrace to Pokaholics everywhere! Hmmm, well, due to my extreme Poke-knowledge, I believe I can help you get your Mewtwo.

First, you must sell all your possessions, and buy a strategy guide, created by yours truly. After you sell all your possessions and your soul, you must turn on your new GameBoy Advance (because the sweet colour will help you be much more successful in your quest to become a master), and get to your secret special cave, where the all-mighty MEWTWO resides! You must put your Pokemon hat, which I'm sure you bought, and surround yourself with good Pokemon aura! Put posters of all of the Pokemon that will make you more powerful! The cute and cuddly guys, and you will be successful!

Next, you must travel through the grueling and tiresome trek through the Secret Cave. Finally, we will meet Mewtwo!

When we engage in battle with Mewtwo, we will use our Caterpie, and String Shot the big cat to death! His cuteness will surely give us a victory! Kawaii!

Medical advice:

Adding the patent anime eyes (^_^) will make up for a small penis, and make you feel more manly, especially after victory.

At 7/15/04 04:03 AM, DirtySyko wrote: Dear Dobio,

My hair is really sexy. Almost TOO sexy for Newgrounds... What could I do to make it sexier?

Light it on fire, chicks dig flaming hair

P.S. I want a new set of cars and a B.B. gun for Christmas. >:|

You'll shoot your eye outkid!

Dr dobio, I need help.
We just got a new kitten, she's very cute, but everytime i see her from the behind, i feel a tickling sensation in my pants.
IS it bad, doctor?

Please give me advice! There is a pen stuck in my ass when I ... eehh ... sat on it ^_^ And i can't get It out! What should I do?

-0706am

P.S. i tried pooping allready, it didn't work >:/

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note: I am joking ^_^ I hope you relised ~-^