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Do your boobs hang low, do they wooble too and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. Can you throw em over your shoulder like a captain and his solider, do your boobs hang low.

Janets breast was obviously fake. But look how much self cofedencce she has. Thjis is a prime example of why all women should get breast implants.

Lets revieve the pro's of my plan
women with larger breast tend to make more money
women with bigger breast have more cofedence
increased tax revenue
increase spending in research
more people will become doctors
more business for implant companies and other involved businesses (like the people who mine the stuff in them)
although this is not the intended pro, men will be happier I hear

cons
I cant think of any but people have mentioned
some people would be offened by having to get them
backproblems (unproven)

I think the pros outweight the cons (no pun intended).

At 2/1/04 11:24 PM, MountainHermit wrote: Do your boobs hang low, do they wooble too and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. Can you throw em over your shoulder like a captain and his solider, do your boobs hang low.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was funny, it also works with your balls too.

At 2/5/04 12:03 AM, KWAS71KCK wrote: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was funny, it also works with your balls too.

Stick to the issue. I want everyone to write into their local federal representative to ask for this plan to be implemented.

We should just get all women to wear some sort of full body suit wich will hide nay imperfection when they go out in the public. That way, you can't tell who's hot and who's not.

You propose to make pepole pay tax for there breast implants? Now you have to be joking... you forcefully mutilate them and then make them pay for it? Talk about adding insult to injury. anywho enough of my emotional/ethical view.

The problem is that getting rid of all diffrences within scoicty dosn't remove discrmination it mearley hides it.

What we need to do to remove your proposed problem that bigger breasted women earn more money is to remove the casue of it i.e:

1: Get rid of shovanistic employers.

2: Remove bullieing in school agienst late or non-developing teenagers

I know that those Ideas are next to impossalbe to impliment but those would probabley be better cures for this problem in the long run rather than forcing a national branding of sorts.

At 2/5/04 04:58 PM, darkphantom wrote: You propose to make pepole pay tax for there breast implants?

Sales tax, plus income tax collected from the doctors putting them in and business taxes from involved companies.

This topic is so fuckin stupid, I can't believe it. Yaaaay for big, luscious, tax-deductable boobs! Maybe I'll get a set to offset my new cock-ring. When I get naked, people won't know which huge, bulbous set of appendages to stare in amazement at.