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If your going to standerize boobs. Then I say there should be a set limit on the maximum size of the breasts ( I say 36DDD is big enought, anything else is too big. For those of you who aren't sure how big that is, check out this website: www.bobbibillard.com

At 1/29/04 12:27 PM, Maragriz wrote: For those of you who aren't sure how big that is, check out this website: www.bobbibillard.com

Tell me that's not your homepage..

At 1/29/04 12:31 PM, red_skunk wrote: Tell me that's not your homepage..

It's mine now :D

That has to be the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my life. I know several women who love having smaller breasts. Many of them are runners and large breasts would, let's all say it, get in the way.

By saying that all women should have large breasts is like saying that all men should have 12 inches on their third leg.

Argh.

I think someone already suggested penis extensions for all me under 6 inches.
*Looks down*
Well I dont need an extension.
Penis extensions would be the next step. You cant dive in head first, you gotta take it one step at a time.

At 1/29/04 02:30 PM, mentalis wrote: That has to be the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my life. I know several women who love having smaller breasts. Many of them are runners and large breasts would, let's all say it, get in the way.

Why do women need to run? That's dangerous.

At 1/29/04 03:15 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I think someone already suggested penis extensions for all me under 6 inches.

Under six inches, I'd say that's entirely justified. But one much remember, that penis size does not have much impact in the workplace. It only decides how fast you download and what kind of car you buy.

So what are you saying? That all women should look alike? What about being yourself? Is this the first step in your quest for the perfect women? If this ever happens and all women would have ample bosom, then a man's fantasy would be small, ugly tits, because no woman would have that.

The raisedl salary would be short lived though. If all women would have big boobs, then big boobs wouldn't be interesting, thus making it plain and boring.

Its not about sexuality, its about self cofindence.

At 1/29/04 06:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: If all women would have big boobs, then big boobs wouldn't be interesting, thus making it plain and boring.

At least it would keep them from running..

At 1/29/04 07:04 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/29/04 06:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: If all women would have big boobs, then big boobs wouldn't be interesting, thus making it plain and boring.

At least it would keep them from running..

But then we'd have a stronger population of obese women, and being obese shall kill their self-esteem. So now wer'e back to the start.

At 1/29/04 07:21 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: But then we'd have a stronger population of obese women, and being obese shall kill their self-esteem. So now wer'e back to the start.

But they can have stomach by-pass surgery then.

At 1/29/04 07:24 PM, red_skunk wrote: But they can have stomach by-pass surgery then.

In the emergency room, of course.

At 1/29/04 07:36 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 1/29/04 07:24 PM, red_skunk wrote: But they can have stomach by-pass surgery then.

In the emergency room, of course.

Hey, whatever works for them. We can't solve everyone's problems. Sheesh

At 1/29/04 07:40 PM, red_skunk wrote: Hey, whatever works for them. We can't solve everyone's problems. Sheesh

''We?''

We solve AMERICA's problems. And be it by emergancy surgery or boxes of bullets, they all get solved.

And there is no ''we''.

At 1/29/04 12:27 PM, Maragriz wrote: If your going to standerize boobs. Then I say there should be a set limit on the maximum size of the breasts ( I say 36DDD is big enought, anything else is too big. For those of you who aren't sure how big that is, check out this website: www.bobbibillard.com

Well.... that's interesting. She reminds me of Red Monica from the Battle Chasers comic.

D is far too large to be benificial to boost womens self cofindence and increase preformance. Yes they will look nice and provide a pencil/cup holder. But its not practicle.

At 1/29/04 10:01 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Yes they will look nice and provide a pencil/cup holder. But its not practicle.

By your own definition it IS practical, as a pencil holder.

Also, increased boob size may save lives! An extra set of airbags in a car accident could save women costly medical bills. See, all the extra padding could prevent deadly injurys.

At 1/30/04 03:51 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 1/29/04 10:01 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Yes they will look nice and provide a pencil/cup holder. But its not practicle.

By your own definition it IS practical, as a pencil holder.

Towards overall efficency. Sure they will always have a pencil handy put it could slow them down and/or make it difficult to see the stuff on their desk.

For anyone who was wondering what I was talking about, click here.

OK?

Although breast implants may or may not increase female preformance it will decrease male productivity. This is because they will spend more time looking at the womens breasts, and make more frequent bathroom breaks if all women have large boobs.

I don't mean to sound like a doofus(I think that's how to spell it) but this view sounds a bit on the "communism" philosiphy. Where everything is equal and the same. Heck, even Adolf Hitler used this idea(the superior race). Diversity is what makes life so pure and fasinating. You can quote me on this, "Any boobs are good boobs". So, that's my opinion but I may be wrong.

And does this mean its a bad thing. Hitler was for gun control and he was a vegitarian and didnt drink or smoke. Does this mean they are all bad things too?

At 2/1/04 02:27 AM, Hunter_Of_Peace wrote: I don't mean to sound like a doofus(I think that's how to spell it) but this view sounds a bit on the "communism" philosiphy. Where everything is equal and the same. Heck, even Adolf Hitler used this idea(the superior race). Diversity is what makes life so pure and fasinating.

I wouldn't consider it communism, but it is making everyone the same.

You can quote me on this, "Any boobs are good boobs". So, that's my opinion but I may be wrong.

So would you consider the breast of a 400 pound overweight man attractive? Surely his bosom must be big and supple.

At 2/1/04 01:06 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: So would you consider the breast of a 400 pound overweight man attractive? Surely his bosom must be big and supple.

Yes, even Moobs are good because they are from a individual human whom we all are the same. Love each other brothers and sisters, love I say!!!

some guys really don't think.... aside from inner beauty vs external beauty, respect for women, etc. how'd u like it when 30 years down the road, all these old ladies got abnormally large boobs that hang down to their legs? what u gonna make them do? get another surgery to remove them? r u gonna pay for it?

At 2/1/04 08:10 PM, MuiKat wrote: all these old ladies got abnormally large boobs that hang down to their legs? what u gonna make them do? get another surgery to remove them? r u gonna pay for it?

They'll be out of the workforce by then, so it won't matter. But I suppose free government "check-ups" could be managed if we cut spending in education..

At 2/1/04 08:53 PM, red_skunk wrote: They'll be out of the workforce by then, so it won't matter. But I suppose free government "check-ups" could be managed if we cut spending in education..

lol don't get me started on cutting spending on education