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It is horrifying and ungodly that you would think to make that mandatory. A forced mutilation of one's body is the ultimate intrusion of privacy.
Besides that, most breast-enlargement operations cause a woman to not be able to lactate. THink of the starving babies.
THINK OF THE BABIES!

Frankly, any CEO who promotes a woman simply because of her imposing mammary glands is stupid for sending his company down the shitter if she isn't the least bit competent at what she does.

Also, breast implants are dangerous, useless as they need to be taken out later in life,and quite frankly women with novelty-sized breasts scare me to death.

This is a fucking hilarious post. I really sometimes think that women are taken less seriously when they have big titties. I am a 36 D - 34 DD (depending on the brand) and I wear a sports bra almost all the time otherwise they are just kind of... distracting to the situation. It is so fucking annoying, I cannot even tell you.

I dont think women with "bigger titties" do better in corperate america because the CEO likes the boobies. They boost ones self cofidence, which then radiates through into their work. An employee with good self confidence is more productive and takes less sick days. THerefore this is most benificial for all parties envolved.

At 1/27/04 12:01 AM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I dont think women with "bigger titties" do better in corperate america because the CEO likes the boobies. They boost ones self cofidence, which then radiates through into their work. An employee with good self confidence is more productive and takes less sick days. THerefore this is most benificial for all parties envolved.

hahahah.. I love our classy language... seriously though, sometimes there is a certain degree of harassment that comes along with eh.. larger accoutrements. just because you have big breasts does not equal big confidence. i mean, in my case it does, but i always had confidence regardless of my chest size. women in positions of power often look for masculine than feminine (think condi rice), the big breasted look is too maternal for power, ie why i wear the sports bras and a very concealing suit instead of something closer fitting when doing internships, etc.

The standard formula in rectangular form of a circle is given by X^2+Y^2=R^2 where R is the radius of the circle. Given this, R and the arc length of the given boobie is summed to arrive at a constant. This constant is then graphed, and has a direct relationship between itself and the variable representing female impact upon the economy. The graph, once summized, has an inverse realtionship once the equilibrium point is established thus a negative parabola is formed. Statistical evidence has shown the the equation has a derivative equal to zero precisely at the point relating to a "C" cup. Further enlargement equates to diseconomies of scale and thus is a waste. In conclusion, it is simple to see that:
a) Breast size does in fact have an impact on our economy; and
b) The most efficient outcome is realized when the average boob is equal to a C-cup.

sounds good to me... but does that mean if women with breast bigger than c cup need a breast reduction??

At 1/27/04 01:22 AM, SPanKyRock21 wrote: sounds good to me... but does that mean if women with breast bigger than c cup need a breast reduction??

Yes. After passing the equilibrium point, you are adding negative efficiency thus becoming less valuable to the overall state of the economy.

You people are a bunch of superficial assholes! I cant believe that some of you actually think that this is a good idea. I have nice size boobs, but that does not make me a better person.

This is not a sexual thing. How many times must I say this. It leads to more effiecent women in the workplace due to an increase in self cofidence. That is the only reason women with larger breast do better usually in a company then women with small breasts.

At 1/27/04 01:33 AM, Allison80 wrote: You people are a bunch of superficial assholes! I cant believe that some of you actually think that this is a good idea. I have nice size boobs, but that does not make me a better person.

We'll decide if they are a "nice size" or not.

I get the feeling some people arent taking this serious. This plan would greatly help the countries economy, as well as help the feminist movement take its next step. Some people here understand that this would help the economy, others just see it as a way to get their jollies by seeing bigger boobies on all girls. Im serious, this is a good plan. Why dont some people see this. I lay it out simply for everyone
larger breast=higher self cofindence=more productive employee=greater profits for company=more tax dollars
manditory implants=more business for sugreons=more business for manufacutres of implants=more work for RD to develop newer implants=more tax dollars
equal breast size=equality between women=less lawsuits against employers for premoting the bigger busted self cofident women=less court costs=men and women equal=feminists erection
You win on three points, more taxes and more taxes plus less money and court time time used up for pointless lawsuits against employers for sexual discrimination. Now we have alot more money to spend on social programs like free health care and such.

At 1/26/04 10:35 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: It is horrifying and ungodly that you would think to make that mandatory. A forced mutilation of one's body is the ultimate intrusion of privacy.

Well if we can have the Patriot act, parking tickets, speeding tickets, botoxin, and a plethora of other things, why not the breasts thing?

Besides that, most breast-enlargement operations cause a woman to not be able to lactate. THink of the starving babies.

Who says anyone needs to feed their kid anymore? Just send them to the government for that kind of thing, and other stuff like being educated.

THINK OF THE BABIES!

I will. ''They'' won't, I can assure you.

At 1/26/04 08:23 PM, Proteas wrote: This is why I like flat chested chicks, or girls with a B to a C cup. What they lack in bra size they make up for in personality.

But if you can find one with a DD and good personality...

At 1/27/04 05:44 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: But if you can find one with a DD and good personality...

Then BD and I R TEH WIN!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Of course, that could also translate out to ''score!''

Why do guys see breasts as sexual? They are just basically sacks of fat. However they do give women self cofidence which makes them more useful in the copreate world, and they feed babies. Why do men find them so attractive?

At 1/27/04 08:53 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Why do guys see breasts as sexual? They are just basically sacks of fat. However they do give women self cofidence which makes them more useful in the copreate world, and they feed babies. Why do men find them so attractive?

Because men collectively touch themselves at night. The vagina is basically a hole to the woman's reproductive organs, why are they so attractive to men?

Breasts don't give so much pleasure, but they do provide adequate fun.

At 1/27/04 09:00 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: The vagina is basically a hole to the woman's reproductive organs, why are they so attractive to men?

erm... they aren't?

I see a few major flaws in your logic RugbyMacDaddy:

1) Women who get breast implants to improve their self esteem because the have a negative self-image of their body. Breast implants only improve the self-esteem of women who are self conscious about their body.

2) This is NOT going to help the feminist movement any bit. As I recall the purpose of feminism was give women equal rights and have them be treated like people instead of objects. I think that inflating all women's breasts so that they are all virtually walking barbie dolls will cause women to be viewed a little more as objects. Rather than helping the feminist movement, you would be setting in back about 100 years.

3) Equalizing the size of all women's breasts may seem appealing at first, but look at it in the long run. If all women had a C-D cup breasts, there would be very little to compare them to. Without small-breasted women, we would not appreciate the large breasted women, and therefore breasts would become far less interesting. This would negate all productive effects of the breast enlargement, not to mention, a widespread plague of back problems that could be easily pervented.

I'll admit, it would be an interesting thing to see, however the problems outweigh the benefits

At 1/27/04 09:43 PM, The_Philosopher wrote: I see a few major flaws in your logic RugbyMacDaddy:

1) Breast implants only improve the self-esteem of women who are self conscious about their body.

All women are self conscious about their bodies. Why else do they ask does this make me look fat?

2) This is NOT going to help the feminist movement any bit. As I recall the purpose of feminism was give women equal rights

Equal rights between women and men will be achieved because women with the lower self cofidence willg et the boost they need to be able to work as effiecently as their self confedient male counterparts

3) Equalizing the size of all women's breasts may seem appealing at first, but look at it in the long run. If all women had a C-D cup breasts, there would be very little to compare them to. Without small-breasted women, we would not appreciate the large breasted women, and therefore breasts would become far less interesting.

This is once again not looking at the real picture. This has little to do with athestetics, and everything to do with confidence.

This would negate all productive effects of the breast enlargement, not to mention, a widespread plague of back problems that could be easily pervented.

Fake breasts are lighter than natural breasts of equal size.

I'll admit, it would be an interesting thing to see, however the problems outweigh the benefits

I disagree.

At 1/27/04 05:44 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 1/26/04 08:23 PM, Proteas wrote: This is why I like flat chested chicks, or girls with a B to a C cup. What they lack in bra size they make up for in personality.

But if you can find one with a DD and good personality...

*points to self*

At 1/27/04 10:20 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: All women are self conscious about their bodies. Why else do they ask does this make me look fat?

That's a heavily stereotypical thing to say, and untrue, I know women who are not concerned about their body image

Equal rights between women and men will be achieved because women with the lower self cofidence willg et the boost they need to be able to work as effiecently as their self confedient male counterparts

Were you not reading what I typed? This will not cause a unilateral shift in all of the self confidence on women. Also, it has not been documented that women are any less efficent than men in most situations, the discrepancy in pay in still because of a lingering chauvanistic view towards women.

This is once again not looking at the real picture. This has little to do with athestetics, and everything to do with confidence.

The truth of the matter is that it is actually the athestetics of a women that gain her the advantage, and this is a tested fact. It is not only because men want to work with better looking women, but that customers are known to react better to more attractive people. Creating breast conformity will cause brests to become less a factor in the appearance of a woman.

Fake breasts are lighter than natural breasts of equal size.

An increase in breast weight is an increase in breast weight, fake breasts are lighter, however not so much so that it would cause a signifigant difference.

Another problem with your theory is that you have only considered it in terms of the average female body. Breast size is more a matter of proportion than it is a set scale. This about a 5'7 120lb woman: with her thin frame she would not be able to keep her balance with a C cup. Alternately think about a 5'2 250lb woman: a C-D cup is normal for that size of woman, and breast implant would be of no use.

At 1/27/04 11:17 PM, Lyddiechu wrote: *points to self*

Sexy^_^

At 1/27/04 11:43 PM, The_Philosopher wrote: Hi, im a philosopher! yay!

If you want to become a philosopher, youll have to work on your reading comprehension skills.

At 1/28/04 12:02 AM, BWS wrote:

At 1/27/04 11:43 PM, The_Philosopher wrote:

Hi, im a philosopher! yay!
If you want to become a philosopher, youll have to work on your reading comprehension skills.

Well that was immature and uncalled for. Irrelevant attacks upon somesome's persona don't have a whole lot of point in a legitimate argument. Your profile says that you're 22, act like it.

Do you just randomly flame people to get attention? That shows weakness of moral character and emotional insecurity. If this is your normal behaviour then the politics thread is not for you, taking you flaming elsewhere.

At 1/28/04 01:15 AM, The_Philosopher wrote: Well that was immature and uncalled for. Irrelevant attacks upon somesome's persona don't have a whole lot of point in a legitimate argument. Your profile says that you're 22, act like it.

Boo-hoo, did I hurt your feelings? Its not irrelivant either; you really are lost. Wipe off your tears and stop taking the internet so seriously you jackass.

Do you just randomly flame people to get attention? That shows weakness of moral character and emotional insecurity. If this is your normal behaviour then the politics thread is not for you, taking you flaming elsewhere.

No, I cut people down because it entertains me. Oh, your a shitty psychologist too! Bad assumption. And yes it is my normal behaviour you fucking retard; so what if I mess with people on the internet? Im a member of the Politics Crew, and after posting in this forum for quite a bit ive realized that the majority of the people here have mental disabilities. Also, dont ever try and give me advice again.

At 1/27/04 11:43 PM, The_Philosopher wrote: That's a heavily stereotypical thing to say, and untrue, I know women who are not concerned about their body image

Then whats with do this pants make me look fat, and make up

Were you not reading what I typed? This will not cause a unilateral shift in all of the self confidence on women.

I disagree, but your entitled to your opinio, even if its wrong.

This is once again not looking at the real picture. This has little to do with athestetics, and everything to do with confidence.

The truth of the matter is that it is actually the athestetics of a women that gain her the advantage, and this is a tested fact.

Please prove it with a link, chart or some other document.

It is not only because men want to work with better looking women, but that customers are known to react better to more attractive people.

Once again please provide evidence to back up your claim.

Creating breast conformity will cause brests to become less a factor in the appearance of a woman.

No it has nothing to do with appearance, its all about boosting self cofidence.

An increase in breast weight is an increase in breast weight, fake breasts are lighter, however not so much so that it would cause a signifigant difference.

We wont know untill we try now will we.

Another problem with your theory is that you have only considered it in terms of the average female body. .................

Regardless of body size, women tend to seek a size of breast that is large but not soo large that it screams fake. Hence size C was picked because it suits most body types and isnt large enough to be readily identified as fake.

At 1/27/04 11:17 PM, Lyddiechu wrote:

At 1/27/04 05:44 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: But if you can find one with a DD and good personality...

*points to self*

Yes, Liddie, do you know of one?

If this was to be implemented, I want to know this:

What exactly are guys going to be turned on by (as far as physical charicteristics go) if all women are stacked the same? Wouldn't things get boring after a while?

BWS said:
and after posting in this forum for quite a bit ive realized that the majority of the people here have mental disabilities

hey! I represent that remark!!

Well, SOME PEOPLE, having been throwing away essential parts of their thinking at home. Stop doing it, do I look like a baby sitter? Pick up your damn thinking stuff and use. Sheesh.

The whole idea about breast implants will be law in a month. Any woman who doesn't have the right size or implants will have toilet paper thrusted into their bra, and rushed to the nearest emergancy implant store, and fined.

The law has spoken.

Its about time this law got made.