You think you can trick me eh? Rig aint gonna be demodded for too long, so I aint falling for that shit again. Make fun of him? I WILL DO THE OPPOSITE!
Rig is so amazing that he has indeed created the internet, named it Fred, realized it was a pretty gay name, and decided to instead call it internet again BUT make it porn-compatible...
Rig is so awesome that when he cums, another world disaster ends, World Peace is maintained for 5 minutes, every girl screams in orgasm...and...whoa....I got kinda carried away there...
.....ok, wow, I am reading this, Pretty gay.....not gonna lie, I might be a little tired....
Wait, why am I worried about? One less mod to ban me for inappropiate behavior then thrust manly presence into...jesus, sex jokes a plenty...
how about this, Rig turns Gay Men Straight.....wait now is that an insult?
*continues rambling on...and on*