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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:31 PM

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Well, today a couple of Christian fundementalist morons turned up on my door step, we had a good, long bloody dicussion about our different views, primarily about mine in the whole 'creationist' department and how they were effectively trying to convert me.

We spoke for around an hour and EVERY time I proved them wrong in some way shape or form, they would reply with, "Oh that's gods work."

They were genuinely friendly people, but a pain in the fucking arse, I made far too many valid points to list, it ending with me calling Jesus a homosexual through this quite hilarious debate, resulting in them leaving soon after, it really was funny.. They're just such morons who have no clue what they're talking about..

"Noah's Ark happened 4500 years ago."

"Ok, so how in 4500 years have we as a people managed to seperate into 3 main races from some middle eastern chap with his wife, 3 sons and their wives?"

"Oh their wives would have been multicultural."

"Ok, so where did these negros and caucasians come from then? At that time, that'd be a pretty ridiculous scenario.."

"Oh it's gods work."

Riiiiight..

Meh, either way, total fucking idiots but gave me a good laugh.

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:37 PM

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Go on Youtube and look up fast food theology by the amazing atheist (I think it's by him) point is it's absolutely fucking amazing. (not really about fast food)

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At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
They were genuinely friendly people, but a pain in the fucking arse,

Christian fundamentalists you say?

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I completely disapprove of religious groups. Sunday is just payday to them people.

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You should have offered them Kool-Aid


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At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: "Ok, so where did these negros and caucasians come from then? At that time, that'd be a pretty ridiculous scenario.."

Omg you used the n word everyone kill him now he must be an evil nazi white supremist!

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Yeah, that's what's known by many as "the classic explination". By that I mean when people say "oh god did that" or "that's god's work"


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At 6/23/09 06:38 PM, LampFace wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
They were genuinely friendly people, but a pain in the fucking arse,
Christian fundamentalists you say?

Could this be the bizarre cult I like to call Watchtower by any chance?

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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Wow, they don't even know basic christian beliefs

They really shouldn't be preaching

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At 6/23/09 06:39 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: "Ok, so where did these negros and caucasians come from then? At that time, that'd be a pretty ridiculous scenario.."
Omg you used the n word everyone kill him now he must be an evil nazi white supremist!

You should get clubbed for saying that.

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Did you offer them coffee or tea? It's common courtesy when inviting people inside to offer something in return for their time.

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At 6/23/09 06:45 PM, turboNEGROID wrote: Did you offer them coffee or tea? It's common courtesy when inviting people inside to offer something in return for their time.

They just stood in my doorway..

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At 6/23/09 06:37 PM, ChemicalBurn wrote: Go on Youtube and look up fast food theology by the amazing atheist (I think it's by him) point is it's absolutely fucking amazing. (not really about fast food)

OH! YES!

I also gave the man there a link to the amazing atheists youtube page and told him to check it out.

When I came in I literally collapsed to the floor in laughter.

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This is why I never believed in the Christian religion. Too many invalid points and overall a very strange religion.

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At 6/23/09 06:40 PM, CashClock wrote:
Could this be the bizarre cult I like to call Watchtower by any chance?

Pain in the ass as they fucked him in the ass, and fundementalists believe that being gay is wrong.

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Shoud have drank goat blood in front of them, That would make them run like fuck.


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At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Well, today a couple of Christian fundementalist morons
They were genuinely friendly people, but a pain in the fucking arse, I made far too many valid points to list, it ending with me calling Jesus a homosexual through this quite hilarious debate, resulting in them leaving soon after, it really was funny..
Meh, either way, total fucking idiots but gave me a good laugh.

All I'm reading is "OH LOL I MOCKED SOME CHRISTIANS AM I KEWL YET?"

At least let them be. You don't need to insult their beliefs.

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At 6/23/09 06:51 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:45 PM, turboNEGROID wrote: Did you offer them coffee or tea? It's common courtesy when inviting people inside to offer something in return for their time.
They just stood in my doorway..

So you didn't even invite them inside?

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At 6/23/09 06:57 PM, kornrox wrote: Shoud have drank goat blood in front of them, That would make them run like fuck.

Nah they'd probably get their holy water out and start throwing it at him and speaking in latin.

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I am religious but I hate people who make groups to convert other persons with different religions, that's stupid and it's against religion because that is insolence and they receive money for that... and that is more stupid.

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Are you sure they were Christians, not Jehovah's Witnesses? Jehovahs do go door-to-door, preaching similair bad craziness.

Did they leave any leaflets with you? Sometimes they have little booklets about how great paradise is.

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:13 PM

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Goddammit,

The biggest problem i have with people like that is that it ruins it for the other christians who are actually good, nice people who don't force or relentlessly spread their views with other people. Those are the kinds of people that I like. I mean, if religion helps you. Great. Good for them

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At least let them be. You don't need to insult their beliefs.

The Internet: Where everyone insults everybody and doesnt give a shit about beliefs.


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At 6/23/09 06:37 PM, ChemicalBurn wrote: Go on Youtube and look up fast food theology by the amazing atheist (I think it's by him) point is it's absolutely fucking amazing. (not really about fast food)

TheAmazingAtheist is a fucking retard.


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At 6/23/09 07:18 PM, Thelostcup wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:37 PM, ChemicalBurn wrote: Go on Youtube and look up fast food theology by the amazing atheist (I think it's by him) point is it's absolutely fucking amazing. (not really about fast food)
TheAmazingAtheist is a fucking retard.

He gets a little angry and arrogant in his videos, but everything he says makes sense.

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At 6/23/09 07:15 PM, thdrkside wrote:
At least let them be. You don't need to insult their beliefs.
The Internet: Where everyone insults everybody and doesnt give a shit about beliefs.

Where it's safe unless you're stupid enough to post your home address.


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At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
God's work can go fuck itself, I want to survive and live life with the smart people of the world, including Newgrounders.

You just contradicted yourself within the same sentence.

Maybe later.....


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At 6/23/09 07:24 PM, Freetos wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:31 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
God's work can go fuck itself, I want to survive and live life with the smart people of the world, including Newgrounders.
You just contradicted yourself within the same sentence.

Indeed, I'd distance myself from the OP.


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At 6/23/09 07:22 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 6/23/09 07:18 PM, Thelostcup wrote:
At 6/23/09 06:37 PM, ChemicalBurn wrote: Go on Youtube and look up fast food theology by the amazing atheist (I think it's by him) point is it's absolutely fucking amazing. (not really about fast food)
TheAmazingAtheist is a fucking retard.
He gets a little angry and arrogant in his videos, but everything he says makes sense.

All he ever does is insult and tear at people, NEVER does he make a valid point. All he shouts is RELIGIOUS PPL R STOOPID SO DER ARGUMANTZ R UNVALID.


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I just wanted to say that the amazing athiest is ...well amazing. ive been watching him for about a year now...Unfortually he is currently banned for youtube for being awesome...youtube is beginning to blow more chunks than the DD...anyways...hes awesome and ithink everyone should definately check him out

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