Forum Topic: If the FBI searched your computer..

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Dark-critical

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:20 PM

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Whoa, whoa man. I think I'd be fucked big time!


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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:21 PM

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well this thread seems like a chance to get your computer searched by the FBI. Ever since the sirtom93 incident, the FBI or Police or whatever could be searching through this website everyday.

But yes i do have some free versions of Photoshop and Flash :D
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M-Y

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:23 PM

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Sounds like you have lots of porn on your hard drive. But if they searched my pc, they wouldn't find anything because I'm not a pervert for starters. All they would find are a couple of games and programs that came with the pc.


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Mr-Money

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:31 PM

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Let's see them try, with my military-grade encryption.....


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lolwtfmudkips

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:41 PM

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i'd get 10 years in prison for the shit i pirated.


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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:45 PM

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I'd be in the clear. I don't do bad stuff unlike you guys.

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Skwurll

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:48 PM

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They'd laugh their asses off at my youtube favorites...

Then punch me in the nose for talking shit about them on the BBS

The FBI are all dorks!

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camobch0

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:49 PM

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They'd probably be scared of the amount of fetish porn on this thing.

How about we all just shut the fuck up?

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M-Y

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:50 PM

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Good day gents, I am agent M-Y and believe some of you have admitted you foul crimes. For this, I will be a kind newgrounder and forget about it.


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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:51 PM

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I wouldn't be in trouble in or anything, they'd probably just think I'm a weirdo

I DONT EVEN

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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:52 PM

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Not much because I dont have anything illegal on my computer

I might be a little embarrassed when they looked at my search history though

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Anozke

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:54 PM

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I'd ask to be shot on the spot. I would not make enough money in my life to pay the fine.

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SeaBoundRhino

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:55 PM

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Not my precious illegal-porn!

I'll make you a sig. Pm me or visit this thread.
MY ART

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Skwurll

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:57 PM

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At 6/23/09 01:54 PM, Anozke wrote: I'd ask to be shot on the spot. I would not make enough money in my life to pay the fine.

They woudn't shoot you on request

you'd have be armed and attack them


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Ninja-Without-Sight

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Posted at: 6/23/09 01:59 PM

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On this computer, nothing would be found. The computer in the guest bedroom? Well, since a recent court case had it 80,000 dollars per stolen songs, I would have over 100,000 million in fines.

OH SHI-

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jewdudewtf

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:03 PM

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I have physical CDs of all the music that I have illegally downloaded. How much trouble would I be in?


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Dromedary

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:06 PM

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Aside from frostwire, which I can say I downloaded things from legally, nothing incriminates me.


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Akkryls

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:07 PM

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Pretty simply...
I'd be fucked...

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rednec0

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:19 PM

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Considering how often I torrent (rarely) I should be fine.


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Deadchick

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:23 PM

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I would basically be in jail for the rest of my life...no seriously. I too have downloaded stuff, lots of games and what not. I would gladly say more, but I really don't trust any sites when it comes to this.


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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:25 PM

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I have several blueprints for various Doomsday devices...

'Nuff said.

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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DarkSytze

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:28 PM

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i'd be clean. they might find the whole repertoire of stupid-ass FAIL and myg0t.wavs questioning. but other then that; i'm cool as a cucumber.

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:30 PM

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Erm... fuck.

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SaltshakerClock

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:33 PM

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I'd be fine. I've only downloaded a few applications, all from legit sites, and I don't download malicious files or go around doing illegal stuff.

So yeah, I don't even think they'd need to search my computer.

Jonners made da sig.

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nsc007

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:34 PM

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Considering I have detailed information on a nuclear device the size of two d cells end to end that could wipe out about a square mile, I'd probably be arrested on terrorism charges.

They wouldn't be too happy about my jailbait folder either
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Phobotech

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:34 PM

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Shit-ton of albums, and they might get the wrong idea about Emily 18.

I swear, she's legal.

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FineAsFaux

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:35 PM

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They'll probably just be surprised. Very, very surprised.

I've been neglecting the BBS I've come to realize.


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Freetos

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:37 PM

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I've got about 10gigs of downloaded music. Only thing is if they just randomly search my computer without any prior knowledge they wouldn't have any idea where I got it from, and If they ask I could either, plead the fifth, or I just ripped it from cd's. Oh and I don't download kiddie porn so, I'm good.

Maybe later.....


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BenwaHakubi

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:43 PM

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They might find some porn but being 19 they cannot convict me. I don't have any illegal things on my computer unless Dad has anything sketchy on here, I doubt it lol.


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happy-slapping

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Posted at: 6/23/09 02:43 PM

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programs u download off the internet like flash mx its not priate

the only thing that makes them pirate is the illegal license key that you use

come on tottenham


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