So, the other day while I was in school; enduring the same old routinethat every student endures; something extremely fascinating happened. Something surprising ( WTF! ) and amusing! ( LOL! )
I ascended from my seat, and my face collided with the buttocks of one of my taller classmates. Who also happened to be slightly obese and consisted on a high-garlic and egg salad diet.
And at the same time; this classmate let out a fart louder than motherfucking cat nails on a chalkboard. The smell was horrendous; akin to that of the odor emanating from a sewage canal.
As it happened, I let out a yawn; creating a trio of excruciatingly terrible events all at once.
My cheeks and chin coming in contact with the sweaty cloth on my classmate's pants; my nose absorbing the terrible scent of the fart; causing confusion and terror to reign inside the bowels of my head, and the yawn.
The yawn was the worst of it all; I immediately tasted the air passing from the intestines of my classmate and into the environment. It was putrid; it was worse than sucking a shit covered penis covered with sweaty cum drenched pubes. It truly ruined me.
And now I'm here on NG to tell you guys about it; Hi!
And an artist's rendition of said classmate.
