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Have you ever had a time in your life, where you are wrong, and completely being an asshole thinking you're totally in the right? I've had plenty. The best I can remember occured in elementary school:

Every, every, fucking EVERY janito in my school was Mexican. Everyone referred to them as "custodians". Because of this, my frail little 6 year-old or so mind believed that "Custodian" was an ethnicity. So on the day in class (Geography class, I assume) where we all had to write a list of every place in the world we knew about, (Hey, it was first grade) guess who wrote "Custodia" on his paper. Lil' ol'me. Well actually it was probably more like "kusstodya", what with me being too young to be able to spell mythical, magical sounding places correctly.

My teacher questioned me about it. "Daniel, I've never heard of a place called Custodia before." But that's where allo the people in the hallway come from, right?" She asked me what I meant, and I politely answered, "The Custodians"

That's the only time in my life I've ever seen a teacher laugh out loud at a stupid answer.

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I never knew your name was Daniel. Awesome.

Anyways, I remember swearing up in down back in kindergarten to somebody that Czechloslovakia was over twenty letters long. Even back in kindergarten, I felt like a complete moron about that.

The latest instant is when I swore up and down to one of my friends that Melbourne was the capital of Australia. So you see, my fuck-ups are mostly related to geographical things.


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At 6/22/09 06:49 PM, Gooch wrote: I never knew your name was Daniel. Awesome.

What is your name Daniel, too. If so, creepy. Because The first name I always pick for accounts on anything onine is Gooch. I wanted to make my NG name Gooch, but some cockjockey already took it.

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I can't think of any of my own, but I remember this one kid, it was last year, in college, we were all sittin outside drunk and a few of us were smoking cigarettes. And this dumb ass is going on about how you aren't supposed to inhale the smoke of ciggarettes and I kept telling him he was wrong but he kept insisting that I was right but he would just think of a random insult and keep going.

Then someone just goes, "Shut the fuck up idiot, those are cigars that you aren't supposed to inhale" A few people laughed and the kid just walked away.

Kinda funny and sad at the same time.

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When I was in second grade I had a 3 day argument with the other kids that having 100$ dosn't make you rich.
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At 6/22/09 06:43 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: That's the only time in my life I've ever seen a teacher laugh out loud at a stupid answer.

Share yours.

She laughed without reason, Custodia DOES exist, here's a map:

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At 6/22/09 06:49 PM, Gooch wrote: Anyways, I remember swearing up in down back in kindergarten to somebody that Czechloslovakia was over twenty letters long. Even back in kindergarten, I felt like a complete moron about that.

As long as we're talking toddler stories, in preschool I bragged like crazy to a kid that I knew how to spell "cuzin", until I was told by a teacher that it in fact wasn't. I felt like an idiot. I learned two things that day - the spelling of cousin, and how to comprehend humiliation.


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I remember when I was a kid I got into a huge epic debate about the fact that if you scratch a computer case the computer will stop working. I actually thought that there were like nano wires or something inside the metal of a computer case (keep in mind this was 17 years ago when home computers were very rare I was six at the time)


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At 6/22/09 06:59 PM, squidly wrote:
She laughed without reason, Custodia DOES exist, here's a map:

they copied Australia's geography.


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In 2nd grade we had to write about famous people in history, and I asked my teacher if I could write about Forrest Gump.

That was the day I learned that Forrest Gump was a fictional character.

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At 6/22/09 07:05 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 6/22/09 06:59 PM, squidly wrote:
She laughed without reason, Custodia DOES exist, here's a map:
they copied Australia's geography.

Custodia was founded in B.C. 2101 while cleaning was happening.

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I have had plenty of times where I was convinced I was right and was proven wrong afterwards.

One of my painfullest memories was the time we did a Simpsons quiz among friends. Having only seen a few episodes, I was sure that the person who shot mister Burns was Smithers (for in one episode they showed an alternative ending to the mystery episode) and people tried to convince me otherwise (with the true gunman) and I didn't give in.
Later, when I saw the true episode, I felt like a total idiot and I still whince whenever I look back at it. (granted, I was only 12 at the time)

As to teachers and laughing, I once made a teacher burst out in laughter when I asked about heartbeats.
For in physics class we were thaught of measurements of time. The issue of the timespan between heartbeats came up. My gues was less then a tenth of a second or so, whereas the answer was 1 second (or, yeah, I don't know really)
To which I asked if it was between boom-boom and boom-boom, or boom and oom (because each beat, to me, consists of several sub-beats.

My latest memorable embarrassment of ignorance was when a foreigner asked for directions and I explained that if he took a big street, he would end up on a large 'plain' (I refered to a part of the city, like a city square/market place)
I was kind of convinced that I was using the proper terminology, but my GF laughed at me flat out, saying how I directed him towards a giant aeroplane, and even defending myself by explaining that plain also means a large open space, she pointed out that a plain is something like a field, in nature.
I felt incredibly stupid and hurt at that. (certainly I was due to give a lecture in English that Friday, kind of crushed all my confidence)

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At 6/22/09 07:17 PM, squidly wrote:
Custodia was founded in B.C. 2101 while cleaning was happening.

And Israel was founded in 0000000000000000000001 BT (before time)


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At 6/22/09 06:43 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: "The Custodians"

This is quite funny to me because I am a high school janitor.


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I once told a kid that during a leap year, you age two years instead of one.

Some idiot kid at first school thought he was smarter than me because he knew what 100 + 100 was.

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I once had a two-year long arguement about wether Fargo was in North Dakota or Minnesota.
It was possibly the most pointless or bullshit arguement that ever existed but both of us were to lazy to look it up. It only ended last school year where I was looking at a map out of boredom and I noticed that Fargo was North Dakota.


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I can top it.

My friend was convinced that we weren't in fact in North America. He believed we lived in "South Canada" because we live in Ontario. He's 15 years old.

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At 6/22/09 07:02 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
At 6/22/09 06:49 PM, Gooch wrote: Anyways, I remember swearing up in down back in kindergarten to somebody that Czechloslovakia was over twenty letters long. Even back in kindergarten, I felt like a complete moron about that.
As long as we're talking toddler stories, in preschool I bragged like crazy to a kid that I knew how to spell "cuzin", until I was told by a teacher that it in fact wasn't. I felt like an idiot. I learned two things that day - the spelling of cousin, and how to comprehend humiliation.

Ah, this reminds me of another one from when I was in Kindergarten. We were all spelling stuff on the board with magnets. I was taking toys and spelling their names on top of them. When I picked up a truck, I spelled it "Chruck" (which in my defense, does sound similar). When my friend switched it for the proper spelling, we got in a fight about how it was spelled. When the teacher settled the argument, I made a o_O face for the first time.

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At 6/22/09 08:43 PM, Loney03DK wrote: I can top it.

My friend was convinced that we weren't in fact in North America. He believed we lived in "South Canada" because we live in Ontario. He's 15 years old.

Even if your 15 you gotta know thats stupid.


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At 6/22/09 07:17 PM, squidly wrote: Custodia was founded in B.C. 2101 while cleaning was happening.

What happen that I can't find it on a map?


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At 6/22/09 09:05 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 6/22/09 07:17 PM, squidly wrote: Custodia was founded in B.C. 2101 while cleaning was happening.
What happen that I can't find it on a map?

The same reason you can't fine Persia or Siam on a map. It's gottens a name change. No one knows for sure where it is, but some believe it's now Mexico... Which I find slightly ironic.

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It happens all the time. I love to argue and I think I'm right no matter what, and I admit that I usually make a big deal out of something and I'm wrong most of the time.

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one time in preschool i spilled milk over my apnts and asked my grandfather to bring me new underwhere in. my unckle who lives with my grand father brough me voer my grandfathers underwhere. i ahd to ware it and no one realised it
fyi my grandfather lives across the streen from me and my parents


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I was once convinced that crayons were colored cat poop and had trouble explaining it to people, because my cat once ate all my play doh and it came out looking like crayons. Boy, did my parents get an earful when i explained that to my teacher.

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I'm never wrong. The only people I ever really deal with are stupid people who are my age and I'm never in conversation with them covering subject matter on which I am both passionate and more stupid than the person I'm talking to.

The few times I am wrong, the other person is too stupid to know.

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At 6/22/09 09:18 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: I'm never wrong.
The few times I am wrong

Which is it?

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At 6/22/09 09:14 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: one time in preschool i spilled milk over my apnts and asked my grandfather to bring me new underwhere in. my unckle who lives with my grand father brough me voer my grandfathers underwhere. i ahd to ware it and no one realised it
fyi my grandfather lives across the streen from me and my parents

You spell like you are still in preschool....

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At 6/22/09 09:24 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:
At 6/22/09 09:14 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: one time in preschool i spilled milk over my apnts and asked my grandfather to bring me new underwhere in. my unckle who lives with my grand father brough me voer my grandfathers underwhere. i ahd to ware it and no one realised it
fyi my grandfather lives across the streen from me and my parents
You spell like you are still in preschool....

Even pre-schoolers can spell better then that. He must be dyslexic. Dno't wrory. Dyslexic's the are siht.

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At 6/22/09 09:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 6/22/09 09:18 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: I'm never wrong.
The few times I am wrong
Which is it?

I'm never wrong in an agrument.

The few times I'm wrong about something

Revised for greater clairity.

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At 6/22/09 09:40 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:
At 6/22/09 09:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 6/22/09 09:18 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: I'm never wrong.
The few times I am wrong
Which is it?
I'm never wrong in an agrument.

The few times I'm wrong about something

Revised for greater clairity.

But if you are wrong once about something in an argument, you aren't never wrong.
never

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