Well done NG community on proving your general dickishness! =D
I know UknownXL has had special training and has made a pretty large amount of money from his art which makes him pro so stop being dicks! He's not just some other n00b on the flash forum, he genuinely knows what he's doing.
UknownXL you know I would offer but you've seen my previous platform engines and they are a little buggy... plus 6 weeks in Ayia Napa kinda means I'm not gonna be very reliable =p