a girl is crazy enough to fancy me.

[andhination]

And I'm currently telling her how pathetic she is.

WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?

I KNOW I DONT WANT TO

ITS LIKE MY FINGERS JUST TYPE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT

[Eggys]

You must express your actions through emotions, not words.

[Dogmeat]

At 6/22/09 03:49 PM, andhination wrote: And I'm currently telling her how pathetic she is.

WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?

I KNOW I DONT WANT TO

ITS LIKE MY FINGERS JUST TYPE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT

JUST ACCEPT IT AND TAKE IT UP THE POOPER FROM HER!

Do it, do it now!

[AmateurProfessional]

Make a death threat, if she still likes you then marry her.

Then a few years down the line, live up to that threat.

[zee666]

At 6/22/09 03:50 PM, Eggys wrote: You must express your actions through emotions, not words.

Eggys' right, and the appropriate action is shit on her chest, trust me she'll stay with you forever if you do that!

[ParadoxSaint]

Probably because she's one of those freaky stalker girls that's really quirky and has an usual presence. That's why.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

At 6/22/09 03:51 PM, MartyFedchak wrote:

At 6/22/09 03:49 PM, andhination wrote: And I'm currently telling her how pathetic she is.

WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?

I KNOW I DONT WANT TO

ITS LIKE MY FINGERS JUST TYPE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT

Just do this to her.

What the fuck is wrong with her tits?

[MartyFedchak]

They're just flailing a little bit... having a bit of fun.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 6/22/09 04:05 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: What the fuck is wrong with her tits?

The fuck is wrong with her nect and why are her hands so veiny?

[1Tyla1]

At 6/22/09 03:50 PM, Eggys wrote: You must express your actions through emotions, not words.

You must express your emotions through words, not actions.

[C-Doodlez-Man]

What is wrong with this thread?! this is terrible.

[Southbark]

I take it she doesn't know you're a member on Newgrounds?

[HecticCircleCrap]

At 6/22/09 04:10 PM, MartyFedchak wrote: Swear to God, people are idiots when it's blatanly obvious the poster doesn't care if he or she gives you a NSFW warning or not.

<Last post person made before being classified as <deleted>, I guess> You still can't post porn without a blatant NSFW warning, asshole.

[AwesomeX]

At 6/22/09 03:54 PM, zee666 wrote:

At 6/22/09 03:50 PM, Eggys wrote: You must express your actions through emotions, not words.

Eggys' right, and the appropriate action is shit on her chest, trust me she'll stay with you forever if you do that!

Hot Carls are like diamonds.

Ew.

[agustana]

"You're pathetic for liking me."

Haha, that just sounds so pathetic.

[HecticCircleCrap]

The problem is, you're nervous. When I (tried) to ask my girlfriend out, what came out was, "I don't like you", despite the 3 months of events that happened before.

[SuperMarioBrosS]

OP, if you like her, get into some relationship. Push the sex scene off though for a year or two. Having sex when beginning a new relationship is not a good idea.

If I know the average NG user, they probably would do the complete damn opposite

~

At 6/22/09 03:54 PM, Alpha-Critik wrote: Enjoy your ban, faggot.

Yeah really, I agree with this statement.

Also, if you like her, OP, then start dating her or something.

How come I have missed this point? I agree with it. Maybe the fucking picture made me scroll too fast.

Holy shit I used 'fucking' for once as a verb instead of an adjective! Wait... 'fucking' is still an adjective in this case even though it seems like a verb. FUCK!

~

At 6/22/09 04:15 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: <Last post person made before being classified as <deleted>, I guess> You still can't post porn without a blatant NSFW warning, asshole.

That was my point really. If there is a warning, then I would be prepared to see some grossed out shit. However seeing that shit without a warning was just wrong. In fact, I decided not to come back to this thread because of it. I only came back to see if the posts were deleted.

I am immune from being addicted to porn or NSFW stuff, but seriously, that still is wrong and sick. The rules SPECIFICALLY says that you can post NSFW shit as long as there is a CLEAR warning that it's coming. And it had to be totally relevant too except in this case, it wasn't 100% relevant.

[TurboTom]

At 6/22/09 03:49 PM, andhination wrote: And I'm currently telling her how pathetic she is.

Well u shouldn't say that.If a lass likes u, just tell her why ur not really into her (U fancy someone else, she's not ur type etc), or better yet, go with the flow. U never know; u might actually like her!

[L337-Manga]

At 6/22/09 04:20 PM, agustana wrote: "You're pathetic for liking me."

Haha, that just sounds so pathetic.

it's an oxymoron! XD

[yurgenburgen]

One time at school there was this girl who told me and some people I sat with that she fancied me, and then the next lesson she completely denied it ever happening and she started screaming at me because she thought I'd called her slightly-retarded friend a "spaz" when I hadn't.

[phrozonfire]

You should've grabbed her cock. DUH.

[OneWordName]

Because she's ugly and you know it.

Or you're just crazy. Not quite sure which.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Just calm down. Take a deep breath, open up the convo, and gently type a message telling her to suck your dick.

[livelygirl]

haha wow, how'd it go?

[Skwurll]

Take your fingers off your keyboard and slide them genty into her

ears

[igott]

If she's hawt, then post pics and fuck her. If not, well, you're fucked.

[Lagatag]

Lol, talk to her irl pl0x.

But yeah, from my experience relationships that start over the internet are over before they begin.

[nathanallenpinard]

At 6/22/09 03:49 PM, andhination wrote: And I'm currently telling her how pathetic she is.

WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?

I KNOW I DONT WANT TO

ITS LIKE MY FINGERS JUST TYPE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT

Soooo, she fancies you via online. Nothing new there!

[Luxury-Yacht]

If she's into you, and you are into her, then FUCKING GO WITH IT

The hardest part of getting with a girl is, for a lot of guys, knowing if the girl is actually into him. Once you get past that, it's nice.

You're panicking because this is taking you off guard. Just accept the possibility that you could be considered attractive by some girls and roll with it.

[dreaming-loudly]

You lack basic social skills and have a deplorable level of maturity, that's why.