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Posted at: 6/24/09 01:30 AM
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Amish Dildos! What will they think of next? Chocolate penises?
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Posted at: 6/24/09 01:35 AM
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At 6/24/09 01:30 AM, igott wrote: Amish Dildos! What will they think of next? Chocolate penises?
Both of those have been done before...long before this thread was made
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Posted at: 6/24/09 01:43 AM
At 6/24/09 01:35 AM, Obsessed117 wrote: At 6/24/09 01:30 AM, igott wrote: Amish Dildos! What will they think of next? Chocolate penises?Both of those have been done before...long before this thread was made
Just between you and me, but the official story is that it was made like that.
Posted at: 6/24/09 01:47 AM
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It can't be a penis, look how big the head is. Either way though, I guess the person who wanted to get rid of it found the best place to put it... the guy's locker room of course.
Posted at: 6/24/09 03:13 AM
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The head looks really deformed.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:18 AM
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Looks like one of the guys that was in that locker room must be a raging homo-sexual.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:21 AM
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Cum on it then put it on your principal/most hated teacher's desk.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 02:02 PM
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You took the thing home with you?
Posted at: 6/24/09 02:04 PM
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Someone was trying to make a wood dildo.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 02:06 PM
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lol the carpenter might have made that for his girl. I would clean that shit off before you give to anyone first.
Posted at: 6/24/09 02:23 PM
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AAAAAHHH FUCKINGHILARIOUS!!! wait, you actualy took it home? you should have thrown it into the girls locker room and hope for the best... DUH, most obvious answer. BTW cockjoke
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Posted at: 6/24/09 02:32 PM
At 6/24/09 02:04 PM, Chdonga wrote: Someone was trying to make a wood dildo.
I already said that.
Posted at: 6/24/09 02:35 PM
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Quite plump, I must say so myself.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 02:57 PM
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At 6/22/09 01:21 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: That's not a penis you idiot. It's a mushroom on wheels.
Don't hide the truth.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:28 PM
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How ironic, it's a penis made out of wood
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:33 PM
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At 6/24/09 02:23 PM, Excursius wrote: AAAAAHHH FUCKINGHILARIOUS!!! wait, you actualy took it home? you should have thrown it into the girls locker room and hope for the best... DUH, most obvious answer. BTW cockjoke
Ha! Who knows what they would of done with it :P.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:39 PM
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awesome.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:40 PM
At 6/24/09 02:06 PM, NeonGoldfish wrote: lol the carpenter might have made that for his girl. I would clean that shit off before you give to anyone first.
As a dildo? I can't imagine how many splinters she would get if she was to use whatever that thing is.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:42 PM
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Oh that's charming.
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That is the widest mushroom top I've ever seen!
It's not like I spend my time looking at them or anything...
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:44 PM
Actually you can buy them in Brighton, as well as cock-shaped lolly pops that supposedly taste like cock. Brighton specializes in these things as it is home of the gays for England.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:53 PM
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Posted at: 6/24/09 11:37 PM
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At 6/24/09 03:53 PM, Figter wrote: HEY THATS MINE!!! give it back!
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At 6/22/09 01:22 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Who has the time to do that?
ever use a good jig saw? it would take like 30 seconds at most
Posted at: 6/24/09 11:43 PM
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...And you kept it? Lol.
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Posted at: 6/24/09 11:54 PM
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Actually, in my engineering class, we have time to do that in a matter of 5 minutes with the use of a lathe, wood band saw, belt sander, and a touch of gayness.
Posted at: 6/26/09 05:26 PM
Here's a side view of it.
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