I found a wood Penis in a lockeroom

[Wegra]

Full title: I found a Penis made out of wood in the lockeroom

So I was in gym and I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the locker room and did my thing. As I was walking back I notice some wooden thing lying on the ground. I go to see what it was and there it was. Somone must've made a penis in wood shop class. I knew what I had to do. Post a retarded thread that will get locked after 10 pages of cock jokes!

So without furtherado heres the penis!

[maddskill]

Its your gym teachers

[PrawDuhJee]

That's not a penis you idiot. It's a mushroom on wheels.

[milinko959]

Incredibly life-like!

[SeaBoundRhino]

Who has the time to do that?

[flashwarrior]

Whoever made that really doesn't know the proportionate size of head:shaft .
Haha, some guy was probably using it in the shower :3

[OneWordName]

Splinters.

[Ozcar]

That's what I call an ugly penis... Are you sure it's not a bone?

[ponyman17]

That is mine!

[esko-man]

The mods will be too busy jacking off to this...

[ChuckDaKnife]

So, are you going to keep it?

[dx5231]

Whoever made it does not know how to make a dick

[CoolD00d]

So take it home with you why don't you... Exactly you clearly have no idea where its come from or used for.

[Ptcfast]

Idolize it as your new God

[zmanrulez]

Cock Joke! :3

[CoolD00d]

looking at that picture... Your GYM teacher must have one big ass hole! And its wood remember not plastic or anything soft... Damn I guess some gays like to hear the rip of the streched shfinkta!

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 6/22/09 01:26 PM, esko-man wrote: The mods will be too busy jacking off to this...

This thread is fucking awesome.

[Rucklo]

you know what to do... sell it on e-bay.

[CoolD00d]

Why not Mr. Woodies World Tour?

We now have this little mascot, why not mail it around to New Grounder to New Grounder XD that would be pretty fun.. I remember they did that on the DoomWorld community with a little plush cacodemon that a Doomer made called Hissy " http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Hissy "

[Wegra]

At 6/22/09 01:27 PM, ChuckDaKnife wrote: So, are you going to keep it?

Yeah, Pretty much.

[zer0701]

At 6/22/09 01:21 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: That's not a penis you idiot. It's a mushroom on wheels.

More like a screw on wheels

[GiantDouche]

The head is ridiculous.

[MoreDrugsForKitty]

Sell it.

To me.

Or alternativley replace your penis with it

"Hey look that guy has wood."

[November]

That's why Pinocchio is still virgin.

[MoreDrugsForKitty]

At 6/24/09 01:06 AM, zer0701 wrote:

At 6/22/09 01:21 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: That's not a penis you idiot. It's a mushroom on wheels.

More like a screw on wheels

<3
That was beautiful.

[sushi13]

That's not a happy looking penis.

[Rebel2sociaty]

Am I the only one to notice that there is a GTA 3 map in the background?

[Leanne]

Lol that's fucking cute. Was hoping for something a bit more arousing though. That looks like it'll give you splinters if you stick it inside you >;(

[zer0701]

At 6/24/09 01:22 AM, Rebel2sociaty wrote: Am I the only one to notice that there is a GTA 3 map in the background?

not anymore!

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Give it to your girlfriend. Err... I mean, the girl you have a crush on...Errr I mean, the girl you wanna fuck.

Or just some girl.