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I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:12:51 Reply

Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:16:28 Reply

Mardi Gras.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:20:53 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?
I agree, fuck being straight.

yeah everybody, jump on that bandwagon, lol, leave the women for the rest of us

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:20:53 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?
I agree, fuck being straight.

yeah everybody, jump on that bandwagon, lol, leave the women for the rest of us

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:22:13 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:20 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?
I agree, fuck being straight.
yeah everybody, jump on that bandwagon, lol, leave the women for the rest of us

lets have a big gay newgrounder party


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:24:55 Reply

You're funny. I like you. I should turn gay too. We can be a couple. :3

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:25:53 Reply

this is just to let everybody know.... I didn't post twice, so sorry, must have glitched

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:40:13 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:24 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You're funny. I like you. I should turn gay too. We can be a couple. :3

i can get a much better gay guy than you sir.


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:41:01 Reply

Who wants me?

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:43:14 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:24 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You're funny. I like you. I should turn gay too. We can be a couple. :3

Make it a threesome. I'm only a little over 2,000 years old so I'm not THAT much of a pedo.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:45:42 Reply

i take back the last thing i said, lets do it on Tom Fulps front lawn.


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-21 23:48:36 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:45 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: i take back the last thing i said, lets do it on Tom Fulps front lawn.

I'll bring the coconut lube. I call bottom!

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:03:20 Reply

oh why the hell not ill take middle


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:11:18 Reply

oh gawad, funny thread title pairs is still around? i can immagine what this will be matched with


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:12:23 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:20 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?
I agree, fuck being straight.
yeah everybody, jump on that bandwagon, lol, leave the women for the rest of us

we're on Ng, if all the users turned gay there'd still be the same amount of women available


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:12:45 Reply

I say, DO IT FAGGOT!!!!!

Thought it would be appropriate.
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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:21:01 Reply

I want to be a carpet licker. Where's my checker shirt, builders boots and boys haircut?


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:45:32 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:24 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You're funny. I like you. I should turn gay too. We can be a couple. :3

Hey, FUCK YOU MAN. >:O


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 00:51:11 Reply

All you tossers should just fuck dudes and quit pretending.

more pussy for me
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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 02:35:02 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:15 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Being a majority means minorites will beat the shit out of the majorities having parade.

A gay guy can't kick my ass.. Maybe rape it a little.


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 03:59:19 Reply

Oh cool, I can turn straight now? Nice. Then, I'll turn Persian coz I like the tan.


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 05:34:36 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:20 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?
I agree, fuck being straight.
yeah everybody, jump on that bandwagon, lol, leave the women for the rest of us

Same here. There would be less competition for me.


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 05:37:25 Reply

Yes because we all know that hetero's have so little self esteem that they also need parades.


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 06:21:22 Reply

At 6/22/09 05:37 AM, FlyingBook wrote: Yes because we all know that hetero's have so little self esteem that they also need parades.

Gays seem to have a fuckton of self esteem in the first place, just to launch a huge parade about being gay.

Besides... Parades rock!


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 07:40:34 Reply

At 6/22/09 06:21 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Gays seem to have a fuckton of self esteem in the first place, just to launch a huge parade about being gay.

Besides... Parades rock!

Not for the grossly anti-social hermits. Like myself. That and they're always too far away. So yay two reasons not to bother.

What there really needs to be is an "AWESOME" pride event. Only awesome people can attend.


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 08:22:50 Reply

Whaddya know? His name has to do with a hamster.


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 11:20:01 Reply

At 6/21/09 11:12 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?

Mothers day? Fathers day? Every single day of the year, when heteronormative imagery dominates the airwaves and steerts?


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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 11:21:46 Reply

Well come on buddy! There's a gay parade in my city tomorrow!


Shut up already.

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 11:46:53 Reply

The Mardi Gras where I live celebrates a famous gay-basher on gay riot at a protest. Where's my riot?

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Response to I Should Turn Gay. 2009-06-22 11:48:40 Reply

I'm bi anyway, who wants me to be their little catboy, eh? :3