I need to open a geode!

[platypuspwn]

Yes, I googled it. I had none of the supplies. Its not very large, probably around 3 in. (7.62 cm) in circumference 2 in. ( 5.08 cm) in diameter. I was beating this son of a bitch with a piece of a cinder block and it still didn't break.

[HippityGopher]

Throw it against a concrete wall. Or are you too weak?

[MoreDrugsForKitty]

Use your head!

Now to be serious for the first time ever on NG:
Use a wedge. an axe would do just fine but you'll seriously dull it. Any wedge helps, my uncle is a geologist; trust me.

[Iron-Hampster]

if smashing it with a sledge hammer on a peice of plate metal doesnt work i dont know what will, oh you want it to look pretty? then im stumped.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Nooo! Don't do that! The geode is the state rock of Iowa! It's a living thing and it can feel pain! It's soo young and it has thousands of years ahead of it!

[Julius-Caesar]

Just use a wedge-like thing

Put it in a clamp (if you don't have a clamp then improvise) Use any triangular object as a wedge, and hit it with a sledge hammer (if you don't have a sledge hammer then hit it with any object)

If not then you can build a bomb for it. (make a pretty weak one and detonate it in the middle of nowhere from a distance)

[Aigis]

Use rock smash.

[Julius-Caesar]

At 6/21/09 11:23 PM, RKthrilla wrote: When I was a kid, I would hit them with a normal hammer.

That's what I did to my slaves when I was a kid. Good times... good times...

[Alamadu]

i did one when i was like 6 or 8 i just used a hammer and chisel i went around kind of scoring it first so the break was clean and perfectly in half.

[Iron-Hampster]

use a .05 mm diamiter ultra violet lazer powered by a 57 giga ton steroid enraged hamster on tredmil with a little piece of swiss cheese in front of his nose.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/21/09 11:34 PM, Aigis wrote: Use rock smash.

You got the Boulder Badge.