The No Cussing Car

[Krypto-Diapers]

Now what do you think of this car? Called The No Cussing Dragster, it's modeled by a NCC member in Florida, and when McKay saw it, mayo dripped through his trousers.

Now, do you like this dragster? Does it look cool, save the stupid NCC stuff engraved on it? Do you think this is a silly idea?

[HecticCircleCrap]

Inb4lotsofswearingtoindicateirony

That is a terrible fucking car. D'oh!

[Alpharius120]

I'd buy that car and paint over the shit on the front.

Or wherever the logo is.

[Skwurll]

They look like inmates all in their orange shirts

and I'd graffitti that car with "FUCK" written on the side

[TheTrooper5]

I hate the word CUSS, it's just conveys images of stupid children and godawful 40s disney movies with redneck kids with bashful faces going "GAWSH MAWM, I DIDNT MEAN TO CUSS".

[Proottalfain]

That dragster is quite fucking cool, if it wasn't for that shitty logo on the motherfucking front.

[lawlmaster]

well at least pro racing supports them.

[HighWayStar365]

The ncc is just about the biggest load of FAIL I've seen today.

[milinko959]

Why do people give this kid money/sponsor his organization? I honestly don't understand this.

[TB1ZZL3]

Fuck, the website got fixed? Yesterday is was the fuckbuddies club.

Anyway, a typical dragster has well over 1000HP, that one only has 500. Nice job, shitheads.

[camobch0]

Sweet car, I'd pay for that. Except the NCC shit, get that horseshit off my fucking car.

[Stretchysumo]

That kid with the jewfro made me rage.

[Stretchysumo]

At 6/21/09 09:55 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Fuck, the website got fixed? Yesterday is was the fuckbuddies club.

No, his dads site got hacked, not his.

[Makeshift]

I don't care about the car but seeing the "well-done award" made me die of laughter.

[benjix555]

At 6/21/09 10:21 PM, Makeshift wrote: I don't care about the car but seeing the "well-done award" made me die of laughter.

Exactly! He doesnt look well done! Hes probly still pink in the center.

[ParadoxSaint]

Why? Would would anyone not want to cuss? It's not a sin, priests and cops do it, why shouldn't we? Forbidding words gives them more meaning when said, if we got everyone in the world to join the Cussing Club then the words would have no meaning.

[OneWordName]

I would laugh if it turned out this kid was just trolling us.

Of course he's not, and is still an idiot. but still...

[HecticCircleCrap]

At 6/21/09 10:35 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: <picture>

Oh my fuck, you cannot brag about being the most cyber-bullied asshole on the internet. These numbers do not lie, and yet he's comfortable with it. Even happy.

[Aliensandwich]

If someone were to spray paint 'fuck' on it, my life will be complete.

[OneWordName]

CUSS FREE WEEK
WAS A HUGE SUCCESS!

We wanted to raise awareness.
And DID WE EVER!

Oh, LULZ. This whole site is a gold mine of laughs. Its like a time machine to the 1950's.

[HecticCircleCrap]

Another thing, this is gonna be like Batman's "To the Batmobile!" line, but instead of that, it will be, "Someone said the F word! Quick, to the Nocussingmobile!"

[TB1ZZL3]

Are people still sending pizzas and hookers to his house?

[Crayzorder]

At 6/21/09 10:44 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: "Someone said the F word! Quick, to the Nocussingmobile!"

Fucking epic.

[Krypto-Diapers]

At 6/21/09 10:44 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Another thing, this is gonna be like Batman's "To the Batmobile!" line, but instead of that, it will be, "Someone said the F word! Quick, to the Nocussingmobile!"

So McKay's alter ego is Nocussingman.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I'm going to invent "The No No Cussing Car" where if you don't cuss in a certain amount of time you get electrocuted and you must cuss at least once every mile! I am a motherfucking genious! Mwuahaha!

MUST PATENT! SHIT!

[notsneaky]

At 6/21/09 09:45 PM, milinko959 wrote: Why do people give this kid money/sponsor his organization? I honestly don't understand this.

well he is a christian

[Krypto-Diapers]

At 6/21/09 11:32 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm going to invent "The No No Cussing Car" where if you don't cuss in a certain amount of time you get electrocuted and you must cuss at least once every mile! I am a motherfucking genious! Mwuahaha!

MUST PATENT! SHIT!

Would one still get electrocuted for using a minor cuss word like "crap?"

[scottmale24]

At 6/21/09 10:35 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Forbidding words gives them more meaning when said, if we got everyone in the world to join the Cussing Club then the words would have no meaning.

Quite the opposite. If everyone were part of the No Cussing Club, swearing would be much more meaningful. Today, people do it so casually. If nobody were to swear for months on end, and some guy dropped an F-bomb, everyone would gasp and say "That man. That man means business."

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/21/09 11:57 PM, Krypto-Diapers wrote:

At 6/21/09 11:32 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm going to invent "The No No Cussing Car" where if you don't cuss in a certain amount of time you get electrocuted and you must cuss at least once every mile! I am a motherfucking genious! Mwuahaha!

Would one still get electrocuted for using a minor cuss word like "crap?"

Yes, that's a pathetic excuse for a cuss word. Drop and give me 20, soldier.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

I'd paint over it and call it "The Fucking Car"

Or something like that.