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taking shelter in a field

wait. WHAT?

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I'm gonna carry my iPod around with me everywhere now. Amazing. Nothing short of astounding.

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At 6/21/09 11:01 PM, ElectroPulse wrote:
At 6/21/09 10:01 PM, DiscoveryOne wrote: a practical use for the iPod besides dicking around
How about "Listening to music."

Explain to me how that is not dicking around.

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At 6/21/09 09:00 PM, rockyace42 wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
No, proof that Jobs is better than Zeus!

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Well I think Steve Jobs message here is clear, buy an ipod or die horribly.

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At 6/21/09 11:01 PM, ElectroPulse wrote:
At 6/21/09 10:01 PM, DiscoveryOne wrote: a practical use for the iPod besides dicking around
How about "Listening to music."

you're not a very good reader, are you?

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Sounds nice for her, but just think about the future !

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AMAZING!

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At 6/22/09 12:22 AM, JJgamer93 wrote: Sounds nice for her, but just think about the future !

They should market ipods as lightning armor.


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At 6/21/09 09:49 PM, aquaticmole wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This story reminds me of the soldier who got shot and his iPod deflected the bullet.
Is their anything the Ipod can't do.

Not use iTunes, which is shit.

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Wow she must be a lucky girl.

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Just putting this out there, but I wonder what she was listening to...
What is this godly song that saved her life?

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, blindedbymusic wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Julius-Caesar wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
A zune, or pretty much any electronic device for that matter, would have done the same thing.
... i know
i was making a joke

Seemed to be a very funny joke.

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At 6/22/09 02:30 AM, Otto wrote:
At 6/21/09 09:49 PM, aquaticmole wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This story reminds me of the soldier who got shot and his iPod deflected the bullet.
Is their anything the Ipod can't do.
Not use iTunes, which is shit.

Napster is compatible with Ipods.


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, emo-penguin wrote: The balance has been restored

An Heroes of teh future.


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At 6/21/09 09:39 PM, Samen wrote: Psh, that's stupid, hide were the lightening can fucking SEE you.

I didn't know lightning had eyes...

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Julius-Caesar wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
A zune, or pretty much any electronic device for that matter, would have done the same thing.

No a Zune would have diverted 40,000 more volts to her body and killed her.

Also, that's a fikkin' old iPod she has.

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I don't know how no one has stopped to ask what happened to the poor iPod...

Did she need a new one? Is it still working?? TELL ME, GOD, TELL ME!

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: 'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.

Not necessarily. If the tree was a single tree in a field, then yes. If it was a tree in a forest, then no. Unless it was substantially higher than the rest of the trees. But anyway, the best thing to do when in a lightning storm, is to go away from solitary high things and lie flat on the ground. Or, should you be driving in a car, stay in the car. It'll act as a Faraday cage and won't be dangerous for those inside. However, be warned that when you want to go out, you'll have to find some way to earth it. Otherwise, it'll earth through you, and you'll be zapped anyway.

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At 6/21/09 11:00 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
Bill Gates' healthy pancreas begs to differ.

Boosh.

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Whoa her Grandmother bought it her a few days before as well her Grandmother basically saved her life.

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At 6/21/09 09:24 PM, Skwurll wrote:
At 6/21/09 09:18 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: 'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.
The most retarded thing to do in a T-storm is to be UNDER A FUCKING TREE.
Yeah, trees attract lightning bolts...

safest place is in a car or a ditch

A car isn't safe, it's like being 20 times as big, and much more dangerous, if lightning hits a car it could explode, or slightly melt, locking you in :P


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That reminds me I was on a field trip one day in school, it was snowing and this girl was slipping off the mountain we were on i caught her hand and saved her and now shes my gf :-)


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Since when did people die from getting struck by lightning??

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Well that's cool. Now I want an IPOD


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"Schoolgirl Sophie Frost and her boyfriend Mason Billington, both 14, stopped to shelter under a tree when a storm struck as they were walking near their homes."

...Wow. Hey, here's an easy way to avoid getting struck again: TREE + LIGHTING = BAD.


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, emo-penguin wrote: The balance has been restored

He was an hero to us all.

In ancient days, men looked into the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

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Yeah, a Zune would have exploded, and that would have killed her.


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Seems like a marketing stunt.


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