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Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates


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At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates

A zune, or pretty much any electronic device for that matter, would have done the same thing.


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Nice. Yet another reason to take my iPod with me wherever I travel.

This story reminds me of the soldier who got shot and his iPod deflected the bullet.

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Julius-Caesar wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
A zune, or pretty much any electronic device for that matter, would have done the same thing.

... i know
i was making a joke


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Holy shit!!!! thats amazing.
introducing the I life saver. it can save you from any thing.ANYTHINg muahahaha imortality.

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'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.


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The balance has been restored

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At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates

No, proof that Jobs is better than Zeus!


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There was also a guy on 9/11 who was saved by a donut

He worked on a high floor, went down for a donut and the fact that they were only sold on the bottom floor meant that he had to go all the way down. Since he was on the bottom floor he could easily run away when the plane hit. If he was high up he would have been screwed.


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This story reminds me of the soldier who got shot and his iPod deflected the bullet.

It was stopped by the bulletproof vest underneath the soldier's iPod. The guys at Mythbusters shot an iPod and it didn't do shit to prevent the bullet's entry into a block of ballistics gelatin.

Related to topic, that girl is very fortunate to have survived. I didn't know that an iPod could divert so much electricity without killing the owner.


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At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates

I agree. Fucking win, motherfucking win. The incredible shit that happens today, too...


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I now worship Zeus and the gods on mount Olympus.

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, emo-penguin wrote: The balance has been restored

He did not die in vain!


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: 'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.

The most retarded thing to do in a T-storm is to be UNDER A FUCKING TREE.

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At 6/21/09 09:18 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: 'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.
The most retarded thing to do in a T-storm is to be UNDER A FUCKING TREE.

Yeah, trees attract lightning bolts...

safest place is in a car or a ditch

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She's one of the few people in the whole entire world that can say music saved her life withoutsounding like a complete moron.

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At 6/21/09 09:24 PM, Skwurll wrote:
At 6/21/09 09:18 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: 'stopped to shelter under a tree' that was a big mistake.
The most retarded thing to do in a T-storm is to be UNDER A FUCKING TREE.
Yeah, trees attract lightning bolts...

safest place is in a car or a ditch

Psh, that's stupid, hide were the lightening can fucking SEE you.
Look, there eyesight isn't that good, and they can't focus on things that are really close to them.
The safest place is to just get up as high as possible, then the lightening can't find you.


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, emo-penguin wrote: The balance has been restored

Lol, exactly what I was thinking.


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At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates

only a little bit?!
He's 100000x better!

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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This story reminds me of the soldier who got shot and his iPod deflected the bullet.

Is their anything the Ipod can't do.

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I wonder what would have happend if you were listening to the ipod? would electrify your brains out.


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At 6/21/09 08:58 PM, Julius-Caesar wrote:
At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates
A zune, or pretty much any electronic device for that matter, would have done the same thing.

Yes
But we know that an iPod is better since it's already been known


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a practical use for the iPod besides dicking around

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hmmm now i gonna always carry my ipod around on a rainy thunderstorm or w/e day


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"stopped to shelter under a tree when a storm struck"

proof that, despite what they like to believe, apple users are not smarter than pc users.

I've covered wars, ya know.


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The lightning was going to kill her, But it heard her crappy jonas brothers music. so it went through the Ipod deleteing all the songs, I think it did her a favor.

Maybe if this sig-nit is witty enough somebody will finaly love me.

It's 3 a.m she won't put out. Lets go make out with her friends!


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At 6/21/09 08:57 PM, blindedbymusic wrote: Proof that Steve Jobs is just a little bit better than Bill Gates

Bill Gates' healthy pancreas begs to differ.

Don't need no coffee, don't need no coal,
This motherfucker runs on rock and roll.


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At 6/21/09 10:01 PM, DiscoveryOne wrote: a practical use for the iPod besides dicking around

How about "Listening to music."


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