These Mainstream Bastards!

[drunkblackmage]

WHAT THE FUCK!? Is all sense of resonable opinon gone?Look at this bullshit! I listed my opinion articulately, I provided constructive critisism, and yet these assholes do exactly what I said they would do! If I did something that I wasn't supposed to please tell me. (Also i have provided a revised version of my review. I dint look it over after I was done):

All of the puzzles aren't very hard, its extremely short, I don't like the music, and if your going to make this kind of game you should at least put some effort into the story! I mean come on! How were the robots come to be in the first place? Is this a post-apocolyptic future were technology has overthrown man? Why do all the robots come back to life when I activate one generator, but then I have to activate another one?Oh yeah great story, little robot wants to save his robot brethren and so after a few piss-easy technical obsticals he does. Congratulations saviour of the post-apocolyptic world!
Next time just put a little more detail into it. No not the art if thats the first thing that crossed your mind, I mean gameplay! And there are always people that will say:"BUT IT NO ABOUT GAMPLA ROFLMOA STFU!" If its not the game aspect you like about it then what is? Because if its the art then what kind of excuse it that? Its not! And that goes for movies and games!(A if you say its the movie part then your a twat who didn't read the whole review) Lets see what Balderdashington has to say:"...it made me feel smart..." Well there you have it folks!
Oh yeah I guess I have to say something good about it. Alright then the art was good but thats STILL no excuse.
In conclusion the game just isn't fun at all furthermo-Whats that you say? You don't know what fun is? Alright then for example: Killing nazis is fun, gaining jumping through difficult levels to save a princess is fun and playing a FUN FILLED, CHALLENGING POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE WITH A GOOD STORYLINE AND SOLID GAMEPLAY is fun. but that seems to be absent here.
(I have provided contructive criticism and otherwise, but this review will probobly be removed anyway because some fatass acne ridden idiot siting in his mother's basement who would think of it as a crime for a game he automaticly gave a ten doesn't deserve to get a low review which he didn't bother to read.) Oh yes, and finaly:
I FUCKING HATE JAZZ!

[underandover]

You're just mad because what you say is useless.

[drunkblackmage]

sorry about the unreadable text (and the double post)

[Fumbles]

Because you are an arse in doing so. You take 2 paragraphs to say what you could in 2 or 3 lines.
It's like explaining the mechanics of a gun and finishing off by shooting someone in the foot and then being surprised when they are't happy for the detailed explination

Don't know if troll

[FurryDemon]

It only takes a few fanboys and clicks of a button to make your review "Useless" just don't worry about it.

There could be a slight chance some faggot didn't like you then decided to rummage through your reviews and down vote them.

[drunkblackmage]

did you even read it?

[Fyndir]

I think it's probably because you're a moron.

[Gooch]

You may have articulated your point, but in between making your constructive criticisms, you rambled on with some nonsense that you could have gone without typing up in your review.

i.e., "I HATE FUCKING JAZZ"

[drunkblackmage]

At 6/21/09 06:26 AM, Fumbles wrote: Because you are an arse in doing so. You take 2 paragraphs to say what you could in 2 or 3 lines.
It's like explaining the mechanics of a gun and finishing off by shooting someone in the foot and then being surprised when they are't happy for the detailed explination

Don't know if troll

What was i supposed to do? give it a zero and say "lolthisgameisbadlol free online porn at pornoshack.egg" like the rest of them

[underandover]

" I HATE FUCKING JAZZ."

You sir, are obviously master of reviews.

[Fumbles]

At 6/21/09 06:32 AM, drunkblackmage wrote:

What was i supposed to do? give it a zero and say "lolthisgameisbadlol free online porn at pornoshack.egg" like the rest of them

this

All of the puzzles aren't very hard, its extremely short, needs some owrk on the storyline I mean come on! How were the robots come to be in the first place? Next time just put a little more detail into it. The artwork was good but the gameplay needs more work.

pretty sure troll

[Lizzardis]

At 6/21/09 06:26 AM, drunkblackmage wrote: sorry about the unreadable text (and the double post)

Its not always that people think your review is useless....People just go around clicking - on everything. Its no big of a deal...As long as you got your opinion out, people will still read it!

[drunkblackmage]

At 6/21/09 06:38 AM, Fumbles wrote:

At 6/21/09 06:32 AM, drunkblackmage wrote:

What was i supposed to do? give it a zero and say "lolthisgameisbadlol free online porn at pornoshack.egg" like the rest of them

this

All of the puzzles aren't very hard, its extremely short, needs some owrk on the storyline I mean come on! How were the robots come to be in the first place? Next time just put a little more detail into it. The artwork was good but the gameplay needs more work.

pretty sure troll

listen i was trying to make a point: fanboys are assholes. But be that as it may just beacause I write a long explicit review that doesnt mean its useless.(I'm pming you because im a noob who cant post for the next 30 minutes so if you could be a dear and post this for me...

[Sawdust]

fucking jazz is known to be worse than regular jazz anyway.

[gostgamer]

Do you mean "I FUCKING HATE JAZZ"

[Magical-Mark]

At 6/21/09 06:32 AM, Gooch wrote: i.e., "I HATE FUCKING JAZZ"

Fucking jazz is also very hard and not appreciated by the artists.

No matter what your review contains if someone says "I'm gonna press the minus button" they can make it say "Useless" even if it's not, I do however find that your review was overly complicated for saying "I didn't like it." and you didn't really give any pointers.

Don't let it get to you that your reviews have the "Useless" property, they won't be deleted (unless they in are abusive) and not a lot of people go through the reviews to see which are useful and which aren't.

[Jonners]

At 6/21/09 06:20 AM, drunkblackmage wrote: I FUCKING HATE JAZZ!

There's a little musical note at the top that, when clicked, will mute the music. And even if a game doesn't have a mute button, you can always open the volume mixer by right clicking on the speaker in the toolbar at the bottom right of your PC screen and then muting your internet browser.

Logic wins.

[Jonners]

Also, how are they mainstreamed?

[homor]

where theres your poor spelling and grammar to start off with.

not to mention your refusal to use paragraphs makes your review very hard to read. seriously, i gave up half way through.

not to mention that you ramble quite a bit, seriously, why do i care if you hate jazz? or "fucking jazz"? why does this have to do with the game?

also, you using "mainstream" as an insult makes me think of you as the kid in
this flash.