Forum Topic: Ask a bike messenger in NYC

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Posted at: 6/21/09 12:50 AM

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yeah so recently i have noticed whenever i tell people what i do they have a ton of questions about me being a bike messenger.

it is the most fun job in the world and im in the best city in the world ....

So if you have any qurestions about my job or about NYC go ahead and ask.


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At 6/21/09 12:50 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: yeah so recently i have noticed whenever i tell people what i do they have a ton of questions about me being a bike messenger.

it is the most fun job in the world and im in the best city in the world ....

So if you have any qurestions about my job or about NYC go ahead and ask.

Do you think that fat bitch calling herself queen latifa could actually be what you are? To make enough money for a taxi?

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NO WAY she is fat and in order to make any sort of good money you have to do about 25-30 calls a day.. im in great shape and i average 18 a day.. queen latifa would fail at this job and if she did it she wouldnt be so fat.. when i first started this job i lost about 20 lbs of fat in a month.. im all cut up now and i can break a coconut between my legs

well i think i could.. i have never tried lolol

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unless you have a great amount of knowledge on a subject, people can just google their questions, no one want to ask some random person real questions


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At 6/21/09 12:57 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: well i think i could.. i have never tried lolol

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What the fuck do you do?


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At 6/21/09 12:58 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: unless you have a great amount of knowledge on a subject, people can just google their questions, no one want to ask some random person real questions

well i do have a great amount of knowledge on this subject.. its my job.. so kindly get out of my thread unless you have a question


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lol im from nyc too so ask me questions.and wtf are you talking about a bike messenger, deff not the best job in the city.

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At 6/21/09 12:58 AM, TheThirdSix wrote: What the fuck do you do?

Im a bike messenger. i ride to the city.. i then call dispatch and they give me an address. i go to the addres and pick up the package. this package can be an envelope a box a bag or whatever.. i then call dispatch and they give me more places to go... i then deliver all the packages. sometimes ill deliver them on the way to another pick up ..

thats what i do


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In what part of NYC do you live?

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So you're a bike messenger..IN NEWYUK SITAY!!!!

The guy below me is gay

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But my "Ask a" thread gets deleted...

Where is the justice in that?

Okay, I guess my question is

How bad is the chafing?


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At 6/21/09 01:02 AM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: In what part of NYC do you live?

i live in staten island right near the ferry terminal.. i just rde to the ferry.. it take like 10 mins.. then i hop on the boat and it takes about 30 mins to get to downtown manhattan

So you're a bike messenger..IN NEWYUK SITAY!!!!

hahaha lol

But my "Ask a" thread gets deleted...
Where is the justice in that?
Okay, I guess my question is
How bad is the chafing?

well i dont really get chafing.. my legs dont rub against anything.. but when i first started my bike seat bruised the hell out of my ass ball connector.. but over time the bruise went away and it doesnt hurt at all now to sit on my skinny ass seat.


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Do you have a hawt beach bawd?

Interesting stuff.
I'm an overweight man who doesn't play by the rules.
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At 6/21/09 02:00 AM, masterchef56 wrote: Do you have a hawt beach bawd?

Yes i do.. im pretty skinny but i have lots of cut muscles.. i was just skinny before i became a bike messenger.. riding the bike 10 hours a day 5 days a week has made it so my body fat percentage is pretty much non existent 5'7'' 140lbs


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Do you have a fear of chain linked fences?

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At 6/21/09 03:10 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Do you have a fear of chain linked fences?

ummm no... .. i dont see why i would either


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It's a bike, not a skateboard. lol

Ever since I watched that, all my "recommended for you" videos have somehow turned into "how to smoke smarties".

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So, is it true all of New York smells like piss?

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did u see ted moseby yet?


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At 6/21/09 03:19 AM, Rape-bot wrote: So, is it true all of New York smells like piss?

it is semi true.. ALOT of the subways reek of piss and for some odd reason some alleyways and apartment building lobbies smell horrendously like piss.. i guess wherever it is easy to take a piss in public will most likely smell like piss due to bums actually pissing there.. also subways have stalactites that have formed on the ceilings in the really old subways.. it comes from salt on the streets and how the asphalt above absorbs it after rain.. this created a disgusting smell kinda like piss but its mostly rotting garbage juice that runs off the sidewalks after rain


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At 6/21/09 03:28 AM, BrahmaasRevenge wrote: did u see ted moseby yet?

no but i did see one of the olsen twins she lives at 175 4th ave, john legeizamo, adrian brody, and the singer of the strokes


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This is kind of sad. I've worked as a messenger for two years here in NYC and I never made a post asking for high fives and questions about it.

To each his own I guess.


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At 6/22/09 12:58 PM, BlackStone wrote: This is kind of sad. I've worked as a messenger for two years here in NYC and I never made a post asking for high fives and questions about it.

To each his own I guess.

well i never asked for high fives jackwad, as stated previously i had said that many people i have encountered asked me about my job so i made a thread, fuckin sue me


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Being a bike messanger in NYC has got to be a very fulfilling and enjoyable occupation.I personally love that city very much visit it all the time because my cousins live there.

Anyways my question is do you know everywhere in the city there is to go?


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At 7/4/09 09:29 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Being a bike messanger in NYC has got to be a very fulfilling and enjoyable occupation.I personally love that city very much visit it all the time because my cousins live there.

Anyways my question is do you know everywhere in the city there is to go?

Well it depends on what you would like to do.
If you want to go site seeing, that is an easy question.
Battery park. financial district on maiden and wall st., Chinatown, little italy, prince street in soho, the east village, the flat iron building, (museum of sex is 2 blocks away), mid town has the empire state building and all the broadway shows and not to mention times square, then you hit central park which is very nice to relax in, after that you basically have your blue blood cafes and restaurants and theaters... unless your loaded there in no reason to go above 71st street. The best places in manhattan in mu opinion are the IMAX theatre and the Angelika Independent film theatre

FOOD?
i would stay in soho for food and wine, as well the meat packing district between 8th and 14th on the WAY east side, its the best in manhattan if you know the right places. STK house is most likely the best steak house i have ever been to as well as the awesome french italian cuban and thai restaurants below houston street on the west side.

Sport and activities.
Well i dont know much about that except for all the parks in manhattan like battery which has a nice bike trail, The park near NYU college that i cant remember the name of that has alot of musicians playing for money... my favorite act was a tabla and an acoustic guitar played like a slide dobro.. also chelsea piers has basically anything in sports you would want to do from vert skateboarding to batting cages.. And obviously central park, TONS of trails and Huge rock formations to climb all over and not to mention summer jam on the main stage in the park.. only problem is you need to bring brownies and not papers. HA!

GEtting drunk!?
For cheap stay in the east village. a bunch of punk and rickabilly bars are over there mixed with out of town yuppies.. yeah drinks are cheap and the crowds are fun there.
WINE?!?! my favorite place is a small place called "peasant" They have an awesome wine list with some of the best sicilian wine i have ever had and the absolute best rustic italian dishes that are almost as good as my grandmothers.
i fuckin love NYC


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Yo come to where I work.


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Do you ever accidentally sit on and crush your nuts?

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At 7/15/09 09:25 PM, ThemonkeyonNG wrote: Yo come to where I work.

Oh, that was supposed to be on this account.

Come by where I work. Its downtown.
PM me. I'm serious! lol


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At 7/15/09 09:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Do you ever accidentally sit on and crush your nuts?

my nuts dont swing that freely but yes i have jammed my nuts on my bike a few times, usually when i am stopping at a light quickly. the brakes on my bike are a little too damn good, and my seat is a little high so i then kinda nail my nuts into the seat or bar. Some nuts crushes you just cant avoid though.

At 7/15/09 09:25 PM, ThemonkeyonNG wrote:
Yo come to where I work.
Oh, that was supposed to be on this account.
Come by where I work. Its downtown.
PM me. I'm serious! lol

hahaha ill PM ya i might already be delivering to your building, but i warn you. when im on the job i dont like to waste time... working off commission time really is money, i dont even take a lunch break anymore, unless its slow


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