What way would you rather suicde. Choose somthing creative.
Mine? Turn on a chainsaw and stick it down the front of my pants. If you live, then just jump out the window.
Do or die.
slit my wrists and bleed to death.
creative, right??
i thik the best way to suicide would involve the search bar.. lol there is like 500848823 threads about this exact subject.. but anyway ill play along.
i would make my death usefull and suicide bomb kim jong ills house with him in it
Jumping down a very tall building, straight into a garbage bag.
My signature was old so I changed it.
CAREFREE WHEREVER I MAY BE
I has another one. Probally taken but, tie a rope to a the Window from the 6th story of a building. Tie other rope end to neck. Jump out window and Ta Da, creative hang :D.
Do or die.
ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.
Mine? Dancing around a sombrero until the end- until my body can't take it anymore. It's destiny.
Read this thread. That basically does it for me.
At 6/21/09 12:36 AM, ryanboy8 wrote: What way would you rather suicde. Choose somthing creative.
Mine? Turn on a chainsaw and stick it down the front of my pants. If you live, then just jump out the window.
Slice the part of the spine on your neck. Quickest and most painless death.
At 6/21/09 12:42 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Mine? Dancing around a sombrero until the end- until my body can't take it anymore. It's destiny.
You'd pass out. You wouldn't die.
My signature was old so I changed it.
Id sit myself in the middle of my room take 1000 X-lax and sit in the tripod position and make A...SHOW
I would just let it rip, hey its nastey but its damn sure creative :D
At 6/21/09 12:46 AM, Fawktt wrote: Id sit myself in the middle of my room take 1000 X-lax and sit in the tripod position and make A...SHOW
I would just let it rip, hey its nastey but its damn sure creative :D
I guess.
Ooooh nother one.
Stand by the window of a 8 story Building. Grab a wrench and squeeze with the wrench around you're private untill you can't take it and you jump out the window.
Do or die.
overdose on viagra and potasium nitrate.
they both have oposite effects on your pee pee place.
ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.
Cyanide and a pistol to the head
I'm going Adolf here
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
At 6/21/09 12:45 AM, Proottalfain wrote:At 6/21/09 12:42 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Mine? Dancing around a sombrero until the end- until my body can't take it anymore. It's destiny.You'd pass out. You wouldn't die.
And so, upon waking up in the hospital on a respirator, I shall lay my sombrero thrice more. I'll die of starvation. I am one determined sombrero dancer, you see. Truly genuine.
And so, upon waking up in the hospital on a respirator, I shall lay my sombrero thrice more. I'll die of starvation. I am one determined sombrero dancer, you see. Truly genuine.
Uhh....?
Do or die.
And so, upon waking up in the hospital on a respirator, I shall lay my sombrero thrice more. I'll die of starvation. I am one determined sombrero dancer, you see. Truly genuine.
By golly, you sure are dedicated!
At 6/21/09 12:57 AM, SirNickaroo wrote: By golly, you sure are dedicated!
I jig. I jig till the end!
At 6/21/09 12:59 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:At 6/21/09 12:57 AM, SirNickaroo wrote: By golly, you sure are dedicated!I jig. I jig till the end!
May I accompany you with a Mariachi band by my side?
Jump into a black hole.
Awesome right?
*****BEFORE YOU ASK****
this is NOT me recomending or advocating suicide
this was my plan to commit my own suicide last year
i got help from a professional psychiatrist and if you are having thoughts of suicide please see one as well
obviously
he helped me
go to a lake during the winter
tell your family/roomates your going for a walk at the park [on a cold night]
[have gloves] take a 9mm and smash your cars windows and throw apart the stuff in your glove box
lay seats forward
make it look ransacked
then go to the lake side
open up your wallet and make sure theres no cards or money in it
throw it a few feet from you
fire 3 shots from the 9mm and with the last have it at the back of your head with it positioned to fall once its done with
makes it look like a robery
At 6/21/09 01:01 AM, SirNickaroo wrote:At 6/21/09 12:59 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:May I accompany you with a Mariachi band by my side?At 6/21/09 12:57 AM, SirNickaroo wrote: By golly, you sure are dedicated!I jig. I jig till the end!
Sí, señor. ¡Es una gran fiesta!
I have one idea.
Shoot a large mirror, which causes a big, long chunk of sharp glass to jab through my head.
Kinda like shooting yourself, but in a more creative way.
Also, cocks.
At 6/21/09 12:37 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i thik the best way to suicide would involve the search bar.. lol there is like 500848823 threads about this exact subject.. but anyway ill play along.
i would make my death usefull and suicide bomb kim jong ills house with him in it
your american arent you?
The best way to kill yourself is to not.
Really, it's true.
Take enough laxatives to shit 20 pounds off of me.
Hey, I don't eat 20 pounds of food, but I'm going to have to shit SOMETHING worth 20 pounds, right? Besides, all those internal organs are useless deadweights anyways, amirite?
hang myself from my dick and die of hunger :D
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