Forum Topic: Most Annoying ways to wake someone!

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Evil-Sausage

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:15 AM

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If he has hairy legs or arms, get some duct-tape and rip his fuckin hair off.

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:17 AM

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Let me stick my dick in both their asses.

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:31 AM

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Rape, both of them.


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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:34 AM

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At 6/21/09 12:27 AM, maddskill wrote: Piss on them.

Why did this come to my mind too?

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:36 AM

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Hammer to the face and break their jaw.

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At 6/21/09 02:29 AM, DND-Productions wrote: Shine a powerful light in their faces while yelling "TRAIN!" at the top of your lungs.

Don't do this to people with heart problems, though...

I laughed out loud when I imagined this.


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I have always found that a swift pillow to the head works well when their head is hanging off a part of the bed. Also try duct taping their hands and feet together.


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My grandparents would wake me up with their slobbery dog licking my face ew...


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At 6/23/09 08:38 AM, catd77 wrote: Throw a cat on them.

Especially a cat that claws and bites people!

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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:05 AM

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Duct Tape.

Is there anything it can't do?

Most Annoying ways to wake someone!

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Posted at: 6/24/09 03:19 AM

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Ass to the face. After some Mexican food :DDD

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Posted at: 6/24/09 05:22 AM

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Blast "Reveille" at full volume.


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Posted at: 6/24/09 05:39 AM

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Do you have a laptop? Whether you do or not, I like this idea:
Very quietly of course, place the laptop on the other side of the room from the sleeping duo. Put the computer's volume as low as it can go and, if possible, mute system sounds. Go to leekspin.com. Over the course of half an hour or more, slowly turn the volume up until it is as loud as it goes. They'll be awake at some point. They'll imagine Leekspin all day long. They'll hear the music when they're alone in the bathroom.

I don't know how much that would work.

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