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MrPercie

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What 4 people would you want to protect you from the zombie apocolyspe? They can be real people or video game people you choose.


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I'd either shoot myself, or go with Chuck 4 Dead as said above.


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Although nothing can beat Chuck 4 Dead I'd have to say Angelina Jolie before she got all old, atleast I'd have something to stare at before I died a horrible cruel death http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/reply /1072967#


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I'd want Chigaco Ted for starters. Haven't you heard? No zombies safe from him.

For seconds, all of you with the idea of Chuck Norris as a survivor have forgotten one problem, if he somehow gets infected, you'll have to deal with a fucking CHUCK NORRIS TANK.

I guess i'd also want Reggie Fils-Aime on my team too. If he can hurt the zombies as much as he can the hardcore Nintendo audience I'll be in buisness LOL

Third, Jim Carrey. We all need a little light relief during the zombiepocolypse, and also all those weird as shit faces he do could freak out the infected a little.

And finally, Barry Scott.

'Cos sometimes pipe bombs just aren't good enough.

If you were Left 4 Dead?...

And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....

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Nicholas Cage, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar.

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At 6/20/09 06:25 PM, Samen wrote: Nicholas Cage, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar.

Cage = Smoker
Chuck Norris = Tank
Arnold Schwarzeneggar = Boomer

DON'T DO IT MAN

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At 6/20/09 06:26 PM, MasterBalls wrote:
At 6/20/09 06:25 PM, Samen wrote: Nicholas Cage, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar.
Cage = Smoker
Chuck Norris = Tank
Arnold Schwarzeneggar = Boomer

DON'T DO IT MAN

BUT I HAVE TO
I HAVE TO

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At 6/20/09 06:23 PM, MasterBalls wrote: Barry Scott.

Obviously, then ;
Gordan freeman
Andy mcnab
Louis from left4dead itself just so i can hear him say "Popin' Pills"

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He's covered wars, y'know.

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I could imagine the dialouge now...

Frank West: What are these things...?
Comicbook guy: I believe they are a poor quality version of the 'zombie' from 2004 'Shaun of the Dead' film, crude yet effective.
Zoey: Guys I could use a hand!
Blockhead: DIE, Ghostmass heratic!

If only...

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Me, Satan, God and Jesus.

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Me, Jesus, Obama, and Francis

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Chuck Norris a must. Also my cousin Trace, Rambo, and the Terminator!

Hey. My Gamertag is HWDOG35. Message me if you wanna play Left 4 Dead sometime. Say your from Newgrounds.

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TF2 Engineer, Megaman, Gordon Freeman and Jack Bauer.

The Engineer would keep us safe with his sentry and dispenser, while Megaman would kill the boss infected and gain their powers, allowing us to fight fire with fire. And vomit.

Gordon Freeman and Jack Bauer would be our front line infantry.

Hell. Yes.


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Chuck Norris is Immune, zombies can't make him a zombe; they'd have to kill him. Like the four characters in Left 4 Dead, remember the Church Guy? "He bit me, can't believe he bit me.. it's been an hour.. I'm probably immune, yeah probably immune.. No, I have to be immune!"
By the way. I'd have the Master Chief, DOG (HalfLife2), Yoda and Link. I have the Chief because he has shields, and kicks ass, and he is Chuck Norris. DOG because he is a super-robot who is awesome. Yoda because he's small, uses the Force, and has a Lightsaber, is actually Mr. T and Mr. T is immune to becoming a Zombie.... and finally, Link because if he gets hurt, he can eat the zombies hearts.

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Sham wow guy!

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At 6/20/09 08:27 PM, mrfry wrote: Sham wow guy!

Good Call.

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Billy Maze, Bruce Lee, Samuel L Jackson, Clint Eastwood.

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At 6/20/09 08:42 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Billy Maze, Bruce Lee, Samuel L Jackson, Clint Eastwood.

Millions of miles away, lots of young children started crying for an unknown reason

Seriously though, ya need a female up in there

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At 6/20/09 08:49 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Millions of miles away, lots of young children started crying for an unknown reason

Seriously though, ya need a female up in there

Your right Ok so what is it ive played left 4 dead once a Old guy a a young guy a girl and a black guy so... Lets Change Billy maze into a girl. I hate to get rid of an awesome man but. Which may seem impossible but We Can do it!.

Poof Angelina Jolie!

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When you have Chuck Norris, you don't need woman because Chuck Norris can Roundhouse Kick a zombie and it will immediately turn into a chick.

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At 6/20/09 05:58 PM, MrPercie wrote: What 4 people would you want to protect you from the zombie apocolyspe? They can be real people or video game people you choose.

If I can't defend myself from zombies, I pretty much deserve to die. But onto the subject, Nicholas Cage, Liam Neeson, a family member, and probably Henry Clay.

Why? Because I'm original.

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L-Block
Z-Block
Line Block
T-Block
Fuck the square block.


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At 6/20/09 10:36 PM, GUnit0001 wrote: L-Block
Z-Block
Line Block
T-Block
Fuck the square block.

Man,I forgot the pic.

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Liberty Prime, Big Daddy, Jackie Chan, and Pac-man+army of zombies= The greatest killfest ever.

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For my second choice, I'd have the A-Team.

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I wonder what would happen if three zombies teamed up with you..

THERE IS NO MORE TO SAY.

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Chun Li?

I could relieve my sexual tension and kick ass at the same time.

Baby can't you see, you belong with me

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