Who wants to be a Literature Mod?

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

WHo do you think will become the new Literature mods? WritersBlock? You? ME? WHO I SAY WHO!?

In order to become a Literature mode you will most likely need to be good in...

-Deciding if a story is worthy enough to be on the portal.
-Having the ability to judge appropriatley and help others with stories when they request it.
-Having some writing talent of your own.
-Knowing which stories are appropriate for the Lit portal and which ones aren't.
-Knowing the rules of the Lit portal which will probably be something like
.....No innapropriate sex stories unless the story is approved by a Lit Mod
.....Try not to include offense material that will cause trolling and other rucus.
.....Do not type a story in all caps
.....Divide your story into paragraphs *so no walls of tex for easier reading*
.....Do not insult another user in your story
.....Do not steal another persons work
.....If altering another persons work, you must get their permission first
.....Do not rate your story as Adult when it isnt.
.....Do not rate your story as Everyone when it isnt for Everyone.
.....e.t.c.

So who here thinks they have what it takes to be a Literature Mod? If you don't think tou have what it takes, who do you think does?

[Strength]

Responsibility is gay

[xKore]

I don't even know how to read, let alone be a lit mod. fuck that

[Meepster]

At 6/20/09 05:32 PM, Strength wrote: Responsibility is gay

Congratulations, topic is plunged into a iceburg

RELEASE THE ARABIAN MUTATED CRABS

[simon]

Definitely not you.

[arthurpark]

Sounds easy.

They should also know how to spell and use proper grammar.

[Conspiracy3]

I doubt that sex stories will be illegal to be honest. I think it will be like the flash, audio, and art portal where nudity is allowed, but you have to have a warning.

[Hoeloe]

I read a lot. I write too. In fact, I'm writing an OEL mange with a friend of mine now. I'm writing it, he's doing the art.

HEY, MAYBE I'LL BE A LIT MOD.

Naww. That won't happen, I'm not awesome enough to be a mod.

[Earthshine]

I'm a pretty good writer. I might be a mod.

probably not though.

[RKthrilla]

-Deciding if a story is worthy enough to be on the portal.

I could do that

-Having the ability to judge appropriatley and help others with stories when they request it.

I do do that

-Having some writing talent of your own.

Oh.. I do..

-Knowing which stories are appropriate for the Lit portal and which ones aren't.

I could do that

-Knowing the rules of the Lit portal

yeah dawg

So who here thinks they have what it takes to be a Literature Mod?

I could.. But yeah lulz

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

At 6/20/09 05:32 PM, simon wrote: Definitely not you.

Awww your so cute. :3

[Proottalfain]

At 6/20/09 05:31 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: -Deciding if a story is worthy enough to be on the portal.
-Having the ability to judge appropriatley and help others with stories when they request it.
-Having some writing talent of your own.
-Knowing which stories are appropriate for the Lit portal and which ones aren't.
-Knowing the rules of the Lit portal which will probably be something like
.....No innapropriate sex stories unless the story is approved by a Lit Mod
.....Try not to include offense material that will cause trolling and other rucus.
.....Do not type a story in all caps
.....Divide your story into paragraphs *so no walls of tex for easier reading*
.....Do not insult another user in your story
.....Do not steal another persons work
.....If altering another persons work, you must get their permission first
.....Do not rate your story as Adult when it isnt.
.....Do not rate your story as Everyone when it isnt for Everyone.

-Have a great knowledge of the French language, for it is a superior language and literature was invented to be made in that very language. Any other language is just a pale imitation of the greatness of French.
-In case the previous requirement is not fulfilled, a great knowledge of German, Japanese and/or Hebrew is also acceptable.

.....e.t.c.

[thelittleemo]

At 6/20/09 05:40 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:32 PM, simon wrote: Definitely not you.

Awww your so cute. :3

I'm cuter.

[MadCow]

As one of the many, many, mediocre, yet pretentious Newgrounds "writers", I would definitely be up to this task, as this new literature portal is a necessary addition to the website!~

My credentials: Published author, professional muser/advisor, and newspaper journalist/editor for many prestigious publications such as the article I write in my town's weekly Pennysaver and the school paper of the local middle school :-)

[Lost-Chances]

It'd likely be Zerok, GumOnShoe and RapeMuffin at first.

[reviewer2]

I think I would have great potential as a lit mod.

WADE. HEEEY WADE. CALL ON MEE

[esko-man]

At 6/20/09 05:47 PM, MadCow wrote:

My credentials: Published author, professional muser/advisor, and newspaper journalist/editor for many prestigious publications such as the article I write in my town's weekly Pennysaver and the school paper of the local middle school :-)

Yeah, but from the vast majority of posts I've seen by you, you're a fucking dick. You probably wouldn't be a very level headed mod for something you deal with so much yourself.

[MadCow]

At 6/20/09 05:50 PM, esko-man wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:47 PM, MadCow wrote:

My credentials: Published author, professional muser/advisor, and newspaper journalist/editor for many prestigious publications such as the article I write in my town's weekly Pennysaver and the school paper of the local middle school :-)

Yeah, but from the vast majority of posts I've seen by you, you're a fucking dick. You probably wouldn't be a very level headed mod for something you deal with so much yourself.

No no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'd definitely be a swell moderator. I've already been a forum and review moderator, why should this be any more difficult?

[andycastaneda]

At 6/20/09 05:31 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: -Deciding if a story is worthy enough to be on the portal.

I can do that.

-Having the ability to judge appropriately and help others with stories when they request it.

Sure.

-Having some writing talent of your own.

Well I don't like to brag.

-Knowing which stories are appropriate for the Lit portal and which ones aren't.

Yeah, I can do that.

-Knowing the rules of the Lit portal which will probably be something like

Yes, yes I read (understand) them.

[Imaku]

At 6/20/09 05:36 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I doubt that sex stories will be illegal to be honest. I think it will be like the flash, audio, and art portal where nudity is allowed, but you have to have a warning.

How the fuck do you put nudity in audio?

[esko-man]

At 6/20/09 05:54 PM, MadCow wrote:

No no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'd definitely be a swell moderator. I've already been a forum and review moderator, why should this be any more difficult?

Well there's no doubt that you would be a trusted moderator, but it doesn't mean you did a great job as either of the others. I just get the feeling that your intolerance would be the best of it.

[simon]

At 6/20/09 05:44 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:40 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:32 PM, simon wrote: Definitely not you.

Awww your so cute. :3

I'm cuter.

You're black, shut up.

[gatbusta32415]

the past 2 years in high school a got honors in writing classes think im good enough also im only 60% the asshole i used to be

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 6/20/09 05:44 PM, Proottalfain wrote: -Have a great knowledge of the French language, for it is a superior language and literature was invented to be made in that very language. Any other language is just a pale imitation of the greatness of French.
-In case the previous requirement is not fulfilled, a great knowledge of German, Japanese and/or Hebrew is also acceptable.

Ever read the thread a few days ago which was why do people hate the french?

Yeah... get out your ass. Why does any other language excist, its just foolish huh, why should people have free will and diversity?

Are you Hitler?

[MultiCanimefan]

At 6/20/09 06:11 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:44 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

Ever read the thread a few days ago which was why do people hate the french?

Yeah... get out your ass. Why does any other language excist, its just foolish huh, why should people have free will and diversity?

Are you Hitler?

I don't believe Proott was serious.

[FBIpolux]

At 6/20/09 05:31 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: WHo do you think will become the new Literature mods? WritersBlock? You? ME? WHO I SAY WHO!?

There isn't going to be a Literature Portal. Please shut up about it already, or keep it to ONE thread...

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Yeah sure i wouldn't mind moderating some 14 year olds idea of a story which ends up just being a poor excuse for porn.

[jakenator85]

On a scale of 1-10 of how good I think I can be with these rules

-Having some writing talent of your own.

8. I'm very creative and people give me feedback on creativity whenever I tell them stories

-Knowing the rules of the Lit portal

10. If I was a mod, I'd have the rules open so I can check them while modding

So who here thinks they have what it takes to be a Literature Mod? If you don't think tou have what it takes, who do you think does?

[MadCow]

At 6/20/09 06:01 PM, esko-man wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:54 PM, MadCow wrote: No no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'd definitely be a swell moderator. I've already been a forum and review moderator, why should this be any more difficult?

Well there's no doubt that you would be a trusted moderator, but it doesn't mean you did a great job as either of the others. I just get the feeling that your intolerance would be the best of it.

Whoa there partner, just what the heck are you implying?!

[Proottalfain]

At 6/20/09 06:13 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 6/20/09 06:11 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 6/20/09 05:44 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

Ever read the thread a few days ago which was why do people hate the french?

Yeah... get out your ass. Why does any other language excist, its just foolish huh, why should people have free will and diversity?

Are you Hitler?

I don't believe Proott was serious.

No, he's right. The Russians, when invading our bunker, took my brain and froze it. Now in 1990 they thawed it and conducted studies about it. They succeeded in cloning me and keeping all my memories and when the USSR broke apart, I was sent to Canada. As a cloned baby, of course.