Find your favorite song, best results with a videogame either from Mario or Sonic

Paste it into this link here,

http://www.donkdj.com/

and walla, your videogame techno remix is done

enjoy your 5's

As Ghandi once said, "Put a Donk on it!"

At 6/20/09 05:04 PM, KgZ wrote: DONK

I want my five minutes back..

It's all the same when you get down to the 4 beat kick

Note to any newbie's reading this: the topic starter is beingsarcastic.

This means he is making a joke and you should not actually upload it to newgrounds, as that will result in an insta-ban.

Sad thing is that that probably is actually necessary.

The even sadder part is I'm 50% right.

The saddest part is that none of us are getting laid right now.

Girls < Internet.

What you talking about chicks totally dig musicians

let the long hair grow out, play some cold play, and you're good to go son

Sorry, I don't take any sexual advice from a 16 year old guy who makes music with an
instant internet mixing program ;p

yeah, the Audio Portal became a hell of a mess...

At 6/20/09 06:08 PM, KgZ wrote: What you talking about chicks totally dig musicians

let the long hair grow out, play some cold play, and you're good to go son

No. They like musicians WITH MONEY. And they don't exactly want you for your good talents, or a long standing relationship. If you even tell a girl in a bar your a musician...watch them walk away.

I hate to say it, Mich, but you really killed the mood.
Up until your post I had a grin on my face.

You should've linked us all to the sticky or something...

haha jk i luffjoo really <3

At 6/20/09 06:37 PM, PianoForte wrote: yeah, the Audio Portal became a hell of a mess...

lol. It's always been that way.

You were expecting a response like that right?

Fair play I can't make music.
This donkmachine totally owned my song: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/72223

It sounds SO MUCH BETTER NOW! :D

At 6/20/09 07:01 PM, nathanallenpinard wrote:

At 6/20/09 06:08 PM, KgZ wrote: What you talking about chicks totally dig musicians

let the long hair grow out, play some cold play, and you're good to go son

No. They like musicians WITH MONEY. And they don't exactly want you for your good talents, or a long standing relationship. If you even tell a girl in a bar your a musician...watch them walk away.

you've obviously never played Clocks on the piano with girls around

they eat that shit up in a second

meeeh, you're both kind of right. A lot of girls like musicians, but the infatuation never lasts because most girls prefer guys who can financially handle themselves. As for girls loving musicians with money... wait... did I say you were both kind of right? Shit...

Yeah, it's usually guitar here. No pianos around that I know of..

I can tell them "I'm a hotshot producer" and they will either love me or want to destroy me using laser beam eyes.

A thread with so much potential turned into a thread about girls >_> I hate the places where the internet intersects with real life.

At 6/20/09 09:32 PM, Nav wrote:

A thread with so much potential turned into a thread about girls >_> I hate the places where the internet intersects with real life.

are you honestly surprised it would happen here though?

At 6/20/09 09:32 PM, Nav wrote: I can tell them "I'm a hotshot producer" and they will either love me or want to destroy me using laser beam eyes.

A thread with so much potential turned into a thread about girls >_> I hate the places where the internet intersects with real life.

Doesn't work when you tell them you compose music for games and score short films by Oxhorn.

Although the Disney project I'm on is in the right direction...

Try and get a job composing music for OXM or something... girls would eat that up too. :P

At 6/20/09 09:32 PM, Nav wrote:

A thread with so much potential turned into a thread about girls >_>

You'll have to clarify where the potential was. All I saw was a lounge topic/ user news post. I'm curious if you're seeing something I'm not...

Just submit a song to voice acting. There's been a voice acting song on top 5 like every week for the past like 3 months.

Oh, or take a vengeance boing effect and loop it.

At 6/20/09 07:49 PM, KgZ wrote: you've obviously never played Clocks on the piano with girls around

they eat that shit up in a second

not in the way you want....Coldplay = instant homosexual music.

i made a chipmunk remix on an old turn table once... it was pretty sweet. it was way faster than the original....then i made a slow version

At 6/20/09 07:02 PM, DexterPowercrush wrote: I hate to say it, Mich, but you really killed the mood.
Up until your post I had a grin on my face.

You should've linked us all to the sticky or something...

haha jk i luffjoo really <3

I'm sorry :p

Another way to make an insta-top30 song would be to get a midi of a popular video game song, open up FL studio and assign some sytrus presets to it.

better? ^_^

At 6/21/09 12:18 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

better? ^_^

No, It bloody well isn't.

At 6/21/09 12:18 PM, MICHhimself wrote: I'm sorry :p

Another way to make an insta-top30 song would be to get a midi of a popular video game song, open up FL studio and assign some sytrus presets to it.

better? ^_^

Not much, but thanks for trying ;-)

I was mildly considering doing the donk remix junk but turns out you have to make an account. Anyone wanna enlighten me as to what it does?

At 6/20/09 05:10 PM, xKore wrote: As Ghandi once said, "Put a Donk on it!"

I'm pretty sure I'm the one that said that.